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OfflineMajickMuffin
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What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US
    #26588561 - 04/09/20 10:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

When that big brother check comes, what are your plans?

I’m going to be the lame one to just stick it in the bank.

Not sure if anyone remembers me but long story short, I died about 3 years ago and woke up in the graveyard, thank god I wasn’t incinerated, and woke up about 2 weeks ago in lockdown after I dig myself out with my bare hands.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26588567 - 04/09/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Are we still actually getting that? I'm holding tight to the expectation theory here imho. No expectations no disappointment


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin] * 4
    #26588570 - 04/09/20 10:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'll probably just stick mine in the bank also idk.

And good to hear about the dying waking up in a graveyard thankfully not being incinerated and digging yourself out of the ground thing, that sounds intense bro.

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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Niffla]
    #26588572 - 04/09/20 10:49 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah they signed it into law, anyone with direct deposit set up with their last taxes they filed it will be a faster deposit. Anyone without will receive it in check form 1-5 months from now.

As far as I know none of the money has been dispersed Yet
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Niffla said:
I'll probably just stick mine in the bank also idk.

And good to hear about the dying waking up in a graveyard thankfully not being incinerated and digging yourself out of the ground thing, that sounds intense bro.

:barbershreds:




Oh yea it was intense.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Wolfenstein]
    #26588574 - 04/09/20 10:50 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Wolfenstein said:
Are we still actually getting that? I'm holding tight to the expectation theory here imho. No expectations no disappointment




Oh it's 100% going to come. When is the question. Could be a while for some people. Like a long while. People who have their direct deposit on file with the IRS will receive theirs probably pretty fast but everyone else will be a different story.

They're probably going to mail mine so I'm not expecting it anytime soon.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26588575 - 04/09/20 10:51 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:


Oh yea it was intense.




Bruh how did you get out of the coffin?


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OfflineMajickMuffin
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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26588584 - 04/09/20 10:54 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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MajickMuffin said:


Oh yea it was intense.




Bruh how did you get out of the coffin?




I have very strong teeth


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26588588 - 04/09/20 10:55 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

At this point I honestly just want to spend it all on droogs (is that how the kids spell it?) but... probably gonna invest it in my house and helping out my elderly neighbor.


I really want the  :xtc: candy though.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26588592 - 04/09/20 10:58 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
At this point I honestly just want to spend it all on droogs (is that how the kids spell it?) but... probably gonna invest it in my house and helping out my elderly neighbor.


I really want the  :xtc: candy though.




Very awesome of you to do for your neighbor, Cookie.

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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26588593 - 04/09/20 10:58 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
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Niffla said:
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MajickMuffin said:


Oh yea it was intense.




Bruh how did you get out of the coffin?




I have very strong teeth




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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26588597 - 04/09/20 11:01 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Jaded enough to not believe it until it’s sitting in the bank.  :carl:


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OfflineMajickMuffin
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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26588601 - 04/09/20 11:02 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Yea cook:thisisheavyman:
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Jaded enough to not believe it until it’s sitting in the bank.  :carl:




I don’t blame you, they are taking an extremely long time


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26588603 - 04/09/20 11:04 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I dislike the government and IRS as much as the next but it has to be quite the undertaking to send money to as many citizens as they are.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26588605 - 04/09/20 11:04 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

And trump firing the inspector general who was appointed to oversee that money... doesn’t bode well for me.
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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Niffla]
    #26588607 - 04/09/20 11:04 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'm, thinking of scooping up some reserved list MTG cards.

Or buying drugs.

I still work 40hrs during all this so money isn't really an issue now.

I've wanted a hang drum, maybe maybe.

:shrug:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: HamHead]
    #26588610 - 04/09/20 11:06 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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HamHead said:
I'm, thinking of scooping up some reserved list MTG cards.

Or buying drugs.

I still work 40hrs during all this so money isn't really an issue now.

I've wanted a hang drum, maybe maybe.

:shrug:




What is a hang drum?


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26588614 - 04/09/20 11:08 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
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HamHead said:
I'm, thinking of scooping up some reserved list MTG cards.

Or buying drugs.

I still work 40hrs during all this so money isn't really an issue now.

I've wanted a hang drum, maybe maybe.

:shrug:




What is a hang drum?




Sorry, have to get back to work. A quick Google search yields many results.

:cheers:


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This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: HamHead] * 4
    #26588628 - 04/09/20 11:19 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I will be spending mine on taxes to perpetuate the lunacy of the government sending me back my own money.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26588638 - 04/09/20 11:23 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

need a new laptop. was hoping to see more insanely discounted sales on electronics to justify another $900 computer, so maybe will wait a while stille. Plus, if i could holdout until quantum processors are a thing id be much happier.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: ManianFH]
    #26588640 - 04/09/20 11:23 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sex, lots and lots of sex.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26588648 - 04/09/20 11:28 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Sex, lots and lots of sex.




You could just get a girlfriend


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26588650 - 04/09/20 11:28 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
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Thanatos10 said:
Sex, lots and lots of sex.




You could just get a girlfriend




1. Gay man.
2. Why?


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26588651 - 04/09/20 11:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I will be spending mine on taxes to perpetuate the lunacy of the government sending me back my own money.




:canthelpbutlaugh:


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OfflineMajickMuffin
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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26588659 - 04/09/20 11:33 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Thanatos10 said:
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MajickMuffin said:
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Thanatos10 said:
Sex, lots and lots of sex.




You could just get a girlfriend




1. Gay man.
2. Why?




1. Gotcha
2. Seems cheaper


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26588670 - 04/09/20 11:40 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I mean maybe, but it's hard to find someone who matches my speed.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10] * 2
    #26588728 - 04/09/20 12:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Could always try polygamy.

And adopt some tigers and do meth.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26588732 - 04/09/20 12:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Cook has the idea:picdidnthappen:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26588738 - 04/09/20 12:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Thanatos10 said:
I mean maybe, but it's hard to find someone who matches my speed.




Really examine this statement. Therein lies the root of all your BF/mate/lover/friend problems.:heart:

Don't they take this money out of your next income tax next year anyway?


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26588749 - 04/09/20 12:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
Quote:

Thanatos10 said:
I mean maybe, but it's hard to find someone who matches my speed.




Really examine this statement. Therein lies the root of all your BF/mate/lover/friend problems.:heart:

Don't they take this money out of your next income tax next year anyway?




I mean After my taxes the gov kept well over 3000 this year, so if I get a check for 1200$ they still profited from me.....:doublefacepalm:

They spend too much money on useless bs, like involving themselves in overseas wars


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26588755 - 04/09/20 12:25 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I think I heard on the NPR show yesterday that this money will be extracted from next years taxes, so they're not GIVING anyone anything.:confused:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26588761 - 04/09/20 12:27 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
Quote:

Thanatos10 said:
I mean maybe, but it's hard to find someone who matches my speed.




Really examine this statement. Therein lies the root of all your BF/mate/lover/friend problems.:heart:

Don't they take this money out of your next income tax next year anyway?




What? I can't enjoy a romp with someone? I have to be committed?


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26588763 - 04/09/20 12:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I think I heard on the NPR show yesterday that this money will be extracted from next years taxes, so they're not GIVING anyone anything.:confused:




Nope

It's amazing that an urban legend could be spread this quickly.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26588769 - 04/09/20 12:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Since when did anyone not family or true friend ever freely give you money with no strings attached.

Government handouts may be nice in the immediate future, but they aren’t granting you a real gift.

Let the 2 trill crisis relief/bailout money sit in my saving account for 48 hours... I promise I won’t use any of it, I just want the interest, then you can have the initial 2 trill  back :jimmies:

Then let someone else carry the 2 trill for 48 hrs, can keep passing it along like a hot potato, keeping only the interest.

Free wealth :smug:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26588773 - 04/09/20 12:30 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Don't they take this money out of your next income tax next year anyway?



No, it's a tax credit, but isn't meant to come out of your taxes. It's how the are issuing the cash.

Won't come out of your tax refund. Though taxes may go up later down the line to pay for the stimulus, that may not take place for years and there's really no saying where they'll be targeting to get the costs back.

Also with fears about hyperinflation, most of the time recessions like this actually lead to deflation with jobs being lost and less money being spent in general. The way in which the FED keeps the money from going runaway is by destroying digital cash as it's returned from loans it puts out.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26588780 - 04/09/20 12:33 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Thanatos10 said:
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tyrannicalrex said:
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Thanatos10 said:
I mean maybe, but it's hard to find someone who matches my speed.




Really examine this statement. Therein lies the root of all your BF/mate/lover/friend problems.:heart:

Don't they take this money out of your next income tax next year anyway?




What? I can't enjoy a romp with someone? I have to be committed?




Hell no! I'm all for multiple partner sex even if that's what you want. I never thought I'd be married really. Just making conversation and seeing if that's what you're still contemplating. You vacillate on this subject. Now hookers on the other hand, I have issues with. That's just me though. Never had one, or wanted one. They serve their purpose.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26588796 - 04/09/20 12:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Since when did anyone not family or true friend ever freely give you money with no strings attached.

Government handouts may be nice in the immediate future, but they aren’t granting you a real gift.

Let the 2 trill crisis relief/bailout money sit in my saving account for 48 hours... I promise I won’t use any of it, I just want the interest, then you can have the initial 2 trill  back :jimmies:

Then let someone else carry the 2 trill for 48 hrs, can keep passing it along like a hot potato, keeping only the interest.

Free wealth :smug:




Not even family or "true friends" give money with not strings attached. It always comes with a tag on it, just not always right then.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26588835 - 04/09/20 01:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I really want to invest mine in bitcoin. My only hesitation is that I admittedly know very little about crypto currency and/or how the market works. But the little bit I do know is buy low, sell high....and it seems low right now.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: The Influence]
    #26588857 - 04/09/20 01:20 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

plan on using mine for the rest of the material i need to put up a fence in my yard. been wanting to put a chain link fence so the pup can run around but haven't had the disposable income to do it in the past.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Nikoyo]
    #26588868 - 04/09/20 01:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Dude, same! Just bought a house last summer, no fence. Going to get a black chain link fence and do an inner fence to separate a garden area.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26588924 - 04/09/20 01:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Thanatos10 said:
Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
Since when did anyone not family or true friend ever freely give you money with no strings attached.

Government handouts may be nice in the immediate future, but they aren’t granting you a real gift.

Let the 2 trill crisis relief/bailout money sit in my saving account for 48 hours... I promise I won’t use any of it, I just want the interest, then you can have the initial 2 trill  back :jimmies:

Then let someone else carry the 2 trill for 48 hrs, can keep passing it along like a hot potato, keeping only the interest.

Free wealth :smug:




Not even family or "true friends" give money with not strings attached. It always comes with a tag on it, just not always right then.




Not always so.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26588931 - 04/09/20 01:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

In my experience it does.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26588938 - 04/09/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I will freely give you a penny if we run across each other one day.

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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26588945 - 04/09/20 02:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

The penny will have a string attached to proving yourself correct about exchange with no strings attached. :philososloth:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #26588961 - 04/09/20 02:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

That’s also why I’m throwing in a pair of scissors.  :pedobearpancakes:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26588975 - 04/09/20 02:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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I will freely give you a penny if we run across each other one day.

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I give gifts freely quite often, just because.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26589027 - 04/09/20 02:48 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'm going to pay the architect for the blueprints he drew up for my house that won't be getting built due to the virus.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: feevers]
    #26589091 - 04/09/20 03:31 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Do we know what the income restrictions are on it?  I probably won't qualify.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: badchad]
    #26589092 - 04/09/20 03:31 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

$75k annual and under


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26589122 - 04/09/20 03:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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$75k annual and under



Quote:

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$75k annual and under




Where did I hear it was $99k annually for an individual and $198k annually for the combined household?


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26589132 - 04/09/20 03:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Thanatos10 said:
Sex, lots and lots of sex.




Having sex is bad, you need to cleanse yourself of sexual desire. You need to be controlled. Have you ever met a monk?


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: trees]
    #26589136 - 04/09/20 03:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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trees said:
Quote:

Thanatos10 said:
Sex, lots and lots of sex.




Having sex is bad, you need to cleanse yourself of sexual desire. You need to be controlled. Have you ever met a monk?



Quote:

trees said:
Quote:

Thanatos10 said:
Sex, lots and lots of sex.




Having sex is bad, you need to cleanse yourself of sexual desire. You need to be controlled. Have you ever met a monk?




Yeah...sex is not bad.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26589141 - 04/09/20 03:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Its bad, you need to trancend beyond desire


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: trees]
    #26589378 - 04/09/20 05:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Luckily for you, your parents didn't feel the same way.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: LikeMyc] * 1
    #26589380 - 04/09/20 05:56 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

A 1 year shroomery supporter account and a shroomery hoodie :awehigh:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26589394 - 04/09/20 06:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Probably some groceries and some lions mane cultures.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Shiithead]
    #26589411 - 04/09/20 06:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Probably some groceries and some lions mane cultures.




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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26589499 - 04/09/20 07:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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At this point I honestly just want to spend it all on droogs (is that how the kids spell it?) but... probably gonna invest it in my house and helping out my elderly neighbor.


I really want the  :xtc: candy though.




Theres several ways to spell it, including that one: Dr00gz and drugz are the other forms :wink:

I think Im gonna spend mine to pay off a line-of-credit debt i have even thou lots of awesome dr00gz would be really cool :bongload: :lsd: :mushroom2:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: trees]
    #26590311 - 04/10/20 06:52 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Thanatos10 said:
Sex, lots and lots of sex.




Having sex is bad, you need to cleanse yourself of sexual desire. You need to be controlled. Have you ever met a monk?




Sir, Are you really trying to start an argument that says it’s better to Not have sex?:goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26590358 - 04/10/20 07:18 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Put it in the bank...


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: icetech]
    #26591263 - 04/10/20 02:49 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Put it in the bank...



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    #26591280 - 04/10/20 02:54 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Put it in the bank...



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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Niffla]
    #26591284 - 04/10/20 02:56 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:puddingpop:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin] * 2
    #26591362 - 04/10/20 03:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

bills, bills, bills.



Might use some leftovers for weed.



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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26591448 - 04/10/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Is all the stim money going to affect the tax returns going out? Like as far as delays?


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    #26591488 - 04/10/20 04:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Is all the stim money going to affect the tax returns going out? Like as far as delays?





Probably not direct deposits. But yeah, I'd imagine people who didn't file electronically are gonna be waiting a little bit.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: pirate-blues] * 2
    #26591517 - 04/10/20 04:41 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Idk I filed the day after I got my papers :p


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #26591522 - 04/10/20 04:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'm gonna buy $1200 worth of toilet paper and zinc vitamins. :cookiemonster:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26591523 - 04/10/20 04:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Niffla said:
Is all the stim money going to affect the tax returns going out? Like as far as delays?





Probably not direct deposits. But yeah, I'd imagine people who didn't file electronically are gonna be waiting a little bit.




:baseballfuck:

I don't know why I didn't give them my deposit info. Last few years they've mailed mine, which wasn't a big deal, but now it'll probably be months before I get either the stim money or my tax return

Oh well I maybe I'll forget about them and it'll be like a really neat surprise when it comes and I'll look in the mailbox and





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    #26591531 - 04/10/20 04:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Overachiever!


I filed like a little over a week ago.

...I also filed 2018's taxes too, finally. lol whooooops.



:okay:.

Quote:

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Quote:

pirate-blues said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Is all the stim money going to affect the tax returns going out? Like as far as delays?





Probably not direct deposits. But yeah, I'd imagine people who didn't file electronically are gonna be waiting a little bit.




:baseballfuck:

I don't know why I didn't give them my deposit info. Last few years they've mailed mine, which wasn't a big deal, but now it'll probably be months before I get either the stim money or my tax return

Oh well I maybe I'll forget about them and it'll be like a really neat surprise when it comes and I'll look in the mailbox and











Turbo tax just launched a free tool for people to easily register their banking info with the IRS, miiight be worth a look - it probably won't help any for your actual taxes, but it'll help get you your stimulus check faster, at least!


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    #26591543 - 04/10/20 04:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Turbo tax just launched a free tool for people to easily register their banking info with the IRS, miiight be worth a look - it probably won't help any for your actual taxes, but it'll help get you your stimulus check faster, at least!




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    #26591564 - 04/10/20 05:02 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I still gotta do my taxes. Will this weekend by the one?

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    #26591570 - 04/10/20 05:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'll check that out too. :thumbup:

I haven't had the need to file taxes in more than a few years,
but I do get monthly direct deposit of my SS retirement
so I'm guessing the Feds already know where to sent my moo-la.

I'll post here (and here) when I get financially stimulated.
I'm guessing hoping around April 17 (3 weeks since the signing) for my bribe.
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    #26591573 - 04/10/20 05:06 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah you should be good! I am pretty sure that I saw that SS recipients would get it automatically, might just want to double check to be sure :thumbup:.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26591584 - 04/10/20 05:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Is it just the one payment?


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    #26591595 - 04/10/20 05:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My wife is getting 2.
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    #26591599 - 04/10/20 05:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Is it just the one payment?






So far this is the only definitive one. They're talking about more money going out, but Congress can't agree on shit, and no one can seem to try and pass anything without trying to slip in some kind of political maneuver. It's pathetic.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26591755 - 04/10/20 06:21 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'm sure there are to be more, or maybe they'll suspend interest rates on loans, cancel utility payments or even rent/mortgages. Canada has payments set up for 4 months but beyond that it's uncertain and it's taxed. I'm not sure if yours is but if we get 10k from he gov we're gonna owe them 1300 come tax time.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26591764 - 04/10/20 06:24 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Hookers and cocaine.
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:whattefuck2:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26592530 - 04/11/20 01:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'll sell you a 5.7

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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26592531 - 04/11/20 01:28 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Reinvesting it into my business that I'm legally not allowed to operate at this moment in time.


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    #26592860 - 04/11/20 07:18 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26593048 - 04/11/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26593145 - 04/11/20 10:15 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I will be spending mine on taxes to perpetuate the lunacy of the government sending me back my own money.




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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: vinsue]
    #26598260 - 04/13/20 03:01 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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My wife is getting 2.
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:money: . . . :peace:



Lol, wow, you must owe her some money. :thisisheavyman:

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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26598265 - 04/13/20 03:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Any of you fucks get your money yet?

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    #26598272 - 04/13/20 03:07 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I checked mine this morning, and I didnt have anything pending  :waitthatsbad:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26598296 - 04/13/20 03:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Don’t you have to sign up for it through the IRS?  I’m covered in that area due to signing up for something that connected me to them a years back when doing taxes.  I’ll post here again when there’s a change in my accounts, nothing so far.

I’m Worried if they don’t expedite the process, what the hell people without normal work right now, who needed it yesterday will do.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26598305 - 04/13/20 03:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

PSA :

You can now register your banking info directly with the IRS, on their website, you do not need to file taxes or even be a taxpayer to do so, they are also releasing a tool to track the stimulus check in the next week or so.


Also if you're a gig worker or self employed there is a good chance you'll qualify for the extra 600 dollars a week from the feds, even if you don't qualify for state unemployment. I do not believe they've released an application to apply specifically for that, but I would keep tabs on it, because it's coming.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26598360 - 04/13/20 04:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
I checked mine this morning, and I didnt have anything pending  :waitthatsbad:





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PSA :

You can now register your banking info directly with the IRS, on their website, you do not need to file taxes or even be a taxpayer to do so, they are also releasing a tool to track the stimulus check in the next week or so.







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    #26602692 - 04/15/20 11:05 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Any of you fucks get your money yet?

Supposedly the first wave started hitting bank accounts




I'm in a blue State, we might have to wait a little longer. :tongue2:
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    #26602705 - 04/15/20 11:09 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Any of you fucks get your money yet?

Supposedly the first wave started hitting bank accounts




I'm in a blue State, we might have to wait a little longer. :tongue2:
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    #26602883 - 04/15/20 12:35 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My friends apparently all got their stim money this morning

I didn't because mine is coming via US mail

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    #26602908 - 04/15/20 12:43 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Hey has anyone used the stimulus tracker tool on the IRS's website yet?


It's only giving me a 'status unavailable' message.


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    #26602931 - 04/15/20 12:54 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

PB can you lend a homie a link to this tracking tool


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    #26603007 - 04/15/20 01:27 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

It's saying my info doesn't match their records

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    #26603025 - 04/15/20 01:34 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

It just went up today, bugs up the wazoo probably.


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    #26603042 - 04/15/20 01:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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It just went up today, bugs up the wazoo probably.




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    #26603045 - 04/15/20 01:41 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry to say.. I got mine today. Idk why i got it before anyone else, maybe because i filed back in Feb. $1200 directly deposited. Praying/wishing for everyone else to get theirs


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    #26603118 - 04/15/20 02:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'm gonna buy so many bats with 1200$


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    #26603157 - 04/15/20 02:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Strip club.

Are they even open? Them hoes don't care about getting close and catching something. :awehorny:


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I'm gonna buy so many bats with 1200$





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Strip club.

Are they even open? Them hoes don't care about getting close and catching something. :awehorny:




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    #26603477 - 04/15/20 05:00 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

They sent mine to an old account. They wouldnt let me update the account until today and now its too late. I now have to wait for it to get rejected by the bank and go through the mail.

I'll have it by Christmas.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26604209 - 04/15/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I got mine :lolsy::goodluckwiththat2:


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    #26604217 - 04/15/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

LikeMyc said:
Strip club.

Are they even open? Them hoes don't care about getting close and catching something. :awehorny:




Lol nah they're not open






Yeah I actually have a couple of friends who this is actually hurting pretty badly. Strippers don't qualify for unemployment in my state. Classified as independent contractors, I guess. Luckily they do qualify for the federal unemployment, but the feds are still trying to get that site up this week, so they're SOL till then.


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    #26604323 - 04/15/20 10:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Im pretty sure I got mine. I have an extra $1000 in my account. However, with my company avout to be sold, it could have came with my paycheck so Im not totally sure if its Fed money or

Also, my online banking is locked due to some glitch or something, cant look at my bank statement. And with the bank closed due to the Coronavirus, Im currently in the dark....

My whole situation is pretty ironic....


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    #26604341 - 04/15/20 10:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Bummer about your company L_C, hope they're keeping you on.


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    #26604381 - 04/15/20 11:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks pirate-blues, im pretty bummed thinking about my co worker friend leaving early. Now everytime i see my lady co worker friend who works dayshift (im on night shift), i cant help but feel sad about what has happened and whats going to happen in June. Its a shitty conclusion to the company but it was definitely trending toward this direction for a couple years now.

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    #26604388 - 04/15/20 11:14 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry to hear that. That blows. Do you know if you have unemployment available after you are laid off?

I worked for a call center in like 2011 and we all got laid off when they moved the stuff to another country. I quit way before hand to start another job, but everyone who stuck around was able to get unemployment that they had paid into for like 9 months afterwards. Think it depends on your state and the company really.


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    #26604392 - 04/15/20 11:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I know :hug:

Perfect opportunity to keep in touch though, no?


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    #26604586 - 04/16/20 01:17 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Definitely. Keeping in touch is important but its never quite the same.

Patrick, yes i do qualify for unemployement. I may go that route or just find a new job. Not totally sure yet. Im contemplqting careers right now which is the silver lining to my situation. Im thinking of getting my Cannabis Premit so i can process cannabis legally. Also considering going to a technical school. Thatd be pretty cool.


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    #26604620 - 04/16/20 01:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Government/SBA/EIDL just gave me a mountain of cash for my troubles.


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    #26609639 - 04/18/20 05:37 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Seems like the payment tracking website fixed it's bugs, was able to see that my payment is scheduled for next week. Phew. I payed double the rent for April, and unless my roommate's unemployment comes through before the 1st, I'm doing it again for May, so this is a bit of a relief.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26609643 - 04/18/20 05:40 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

i'm not getting the 1200, and i got USD $4 in my bank acct, so I'm sure everything will be great


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    #26609646 - 04/18/20 05:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Are you filed as a dependent by someone else?


If so, huge bummer, and not fair. If you don't have income coming in you at least qualify for something like SNAP though, and I'd urge you to at least look into that. No shame in needing help from a system you regularly pay into with your taxes.


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i'm not getting the 1200, and i got USD $4 in my bank acct, so I'm sure everything will be great




Do u not qualify? My friend in Washington isnt getting any but thatz becauze (1) he makes too much yearly income and (2) hes on unemployement right now. Do these apply to ya?


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    #26610102 - 04/18/20 10:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I got paid a couple days ago.

I'll probably spend my money on a gun or something :lol:
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    #26610110 - 04/18/20 10:32 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Im pretty sure I got mine. I have an extra $1000 in my account. However, with my company avout to be sold, it could have came with my paycheck so Im not totally sure if its Fed money or

Also, my online banking is locked due to some glitch or something, cant look at my bank statement. And with the bank closed due to the Coronavirus, Im currently in the dark....

My whole situation is pretty ironic....



YO my banking app was doing that a few days before I got my stimulus mulah. Maybe it's a good sign :awehigh:


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    #26610180 - 04/18/20 11:06 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Don't think i will be getting that check... didn't really expect it anyway.. the "where's my money" irs site is like.. who are you? wtf you want?


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    #26610189 - 04/18/20 11:10 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'm pretty sure they are going by income. So if you are middle to higher on spectrum you will be getting check later than those who made less than you.... I think. Dont quote me on that one lol


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That's what I heard to and my understanding as well.


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    #26610222 - 04/18/20 11:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

waiting on it


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    #26610224 - 04/18/20 11:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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    #26610243 - 04/18/20 11:34 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Getting money from the Feds that was approved by Trump definitely gives me mixed feelings.


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    #26610427 - 04/18/20 12:27 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I got paid a couple days ago.

I'll probably spend my money on a gun or something :lol:
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    #26610547 - 04/18/20 01:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Getting money from the Feds that was approved by Trump definitely gives me mixed feelings.




That's his plan.. just remember it's YOUR money..and our gov is doing the bare minimum they can.. just look at canada.. amazing support for their citizens during this.

P.S. as a small business owner that will probably end up homeless due to this shit, PPP.. applied.. sorry money went to corporations.. EDL.. applied.. sorry.. money went to corps that didn't need it... their whole small business thing is bullshit and money just being stolen again by the rich.. over and over.


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    #26610564 - 04/18/20 01:27 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'm just glad that I set up my direct deposit info so I don't have to look at his stupid fucking signature.

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    #26610568 - 04/18/20 01:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Burn the money too I guess if you feel that strongly about it. :rofl:


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Excellent call :thumbup:

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Burn the money too I guess if you feel that strongly about it. :rofl:






I mostly just feel bad for the people who are receiving paper checks who are going to have to wait even longer as a direct result of it.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26610578 - 04/18/20 01:33 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Worked with a guy today who was still waiting on his. Went to the mailbox while on the job and it hadn't got there yet. I got hired on in the funeral buisness lowering caskets and whatnot..


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    #26610587 - 04/18/20 01:36 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

For a while they were saying that they could come as late as August for some folks. Hope that's still not true. I'd encourage your friend to register his banking info with the IRS if he filed through snail mail. I think there is some recourse for folks who filed with tax services like H&R and Turbotax too. I don't think it's too late to do that and just recieve the money electronically.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: madmodder]
    #26610665 - 04/18/20 02:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I got paid a couple days ago.

I'll probably spend my money on a gun or something :lol:
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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26610671 - 04/18/20 02:14 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

i hear you can get an AR15 for about 1200

just sayin'


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: pixelpopper]
    #26610681 - 04/18/20 02:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

In MA you needed to make $5k in the last 4 quarters to qualify for unemployment.

I made $4986 :facepalm:

Would've gotten $2800 a month


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: feevers]
    #26610851 - 04/18/20 03:33 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Got my check, paid off a month of rent for an apartment that hasn’t been used in 40 days and won’t be used for the rest of its lease (2 more months). :regretthumbsup:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26610856 - 04/18/20 03:35 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Why not just pay a fee to end the lease early then? Most leases it's equal to or less than a month of rent.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #26610958 - 04/18/20 04:24 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

cannabinated said:
waiting on it



Me and the wife are still waiting too.

I guess Social Security retirees with direct deposit who did not need to file
2018/19 tax returns aren't getting that super-service. :oldman:

No problem, we're not hurting for it.  :phreaklove:

:waits: . . . :peace:


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: vinsue]
    #26611017 - 04/18/20 04:48 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
Quote:

cannabinated said:
waiting on it



Me and the wife are still waiting too.

I guess Social Security retirees with direct deposit who did not need to file
2018/19 tax returns aren't getting that super-service. :oldman:

No problem, we're not hurting for it.  :phreaklove:

:waits: . . . :peace:






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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: vinsue]
    #26613627 - 04/19/20 07:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
Quote:

cannabinated said:
waiting on it



Me and the wife are still waiting too.

I guess Social Security retirees with direct deposit who did not need to file
2018/19 tax returns aren't getting that super-service. :oldman:

No problem, we're not hurting for it.  :phreaklove:

:waits: . . . :peace:




Vinsue ain’t hurting for it but he wants that cash haha.
My buddy hasn’t gotten his yet, even though his entire family has, and so has me and mine!
I make fun of his ass for not receiving it yet! That bitch!

Kidding,  but he thinks it’s funny


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26613629 - 04/19/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
Not sure if anyone remembers me but long story short, I died about 3 years ago and woke up in the graveyard, thank god I wasn’t incinerated, and woke up about 2 weeks ago in lockdown after I dig myself out with my bare hands.




Wait, what?!! I actually read this post in entirety and am on the edge of my seat for my details.


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Re: What’s everyone going to do with your 1200$? US [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #26636237 - 04/29/20 08:04 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Finally got our direct deposit this morning. Thanks Congress:rolleyes:
Wifey wants (and will get:whip: ) a new refrigerator with her money,
I'm using some of mine to finally bring my household into the 21st century
by purchasing his and her smartphones. I can't believe I've refused to do this for soo long.
We both been saying(for years) that we don't need (or want) one. :oldman:

Speaking of free money,
does anybody think the Lakers would have even returned their check if it wasn't in the news?
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/lakers-return-4-6-million-from-stimulus-loan-program
I wonder how many other big company's didn't really need a bailout but took it anyway? :gc:

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