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Longest you've gone clean for a piss test?
    #26585120 - 04/07/20 09:38 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

So what is the longest you've gone without smoking cannabis to piss clean for a urine test?

I don't vape wax or oil, just smoked bud daily the past 12 years. I've stopped smoking for 32 days. Scheduled my pee pee test for this week. Do you guys think that's a long enough stop for a test?


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #26585147 - 04/07/20 09:52 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I've heard that most of it is out of your system in 28 days, but it lasts longer if you're fat and less if you're skinny. Don't know how true that is.

For a piss test, around a month or two, but on my own up to 6 ish, for no particular reason other than I didn't feel like it.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #26585161 - 04/07/20 10:04 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I've known a dude that pissed hot after 6 weeks. Best thing is to go to the pharmacy and buy a pack of tests and do a test run at home.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #26585165 - 04/07/20 10:07 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I thought about doing that. Luckily my employer is super chill so if I did drop dirty I would just have to retake the test.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy] * 1
    #26585166 - 04/07/20 10:08 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I think they only cost like $3 at the pharmacy. They are like $10 or more at the headshop. If the headshop is still open where you are.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #26585172 - 04/07/20 10:12 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Ahab McBathsalts said:
I've known a dude that pissed hot after 6 weeks. Best thing is to go to the pharmacy and buy a pack of tests and do a test run at home.



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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: azramb]
    #26585222 - 04/07/20 10:49 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

When I got the job I have now I had been clean 4 months waiting to see if I got it. I gave up and smoked some bowls.

The very next fucking day they told me I got the job and needed to go in for a test within 3 days.


I sweat my ass off literally those 2 days. Passed :thumbup:


Not worth the anxiety though.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26585225 - 04/07/20 10:51 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Here’s a thought,  find out yourself.  Buy a test kit and pee in it.  Then you won’t have to live with the uncertainty clouding your headspace.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26585226 - 04/07/20 10:52 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Thanks for the advice guys. Much appreciated.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy] * 1
    #26585907 - 04/08/20 09:07 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Update: I took an at home urine test specifically for marijuana. This test was $20 at Walgreens and seems very legitimate. The amount of information that came with the test made me feel confident.

I tested negative for marijuana. I'm aware there are two different types of urine tests so I will continue to stay hydrated and exercise before the actual test at the med center. Very happy that I passed this test and hopefully I can begin smoking my favorite flower soon!


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #26586054 - 04/08/20 10:06 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

The tests they use at the lab might be more sensitive than the ones at Walmart or the store

I ve been curious if the fake urine is still a viable option. Like the stuff they use to calibrate the U.A equipment


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #26586064 - 04/08/20 10:12 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

1.5 years, abstained from everything, even liquor mostly.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26586098 - 04/08/20 10:44 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Still haven't abstained from big Corona dick, I see. :gameover:


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #26586104 - 04/08/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I used to smoke all day every day for many years when I was younger. I ended up on probation for a few years and I would take my piss test high every single time and pass except for one time.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: Atreyu]
    #26586108 - 04/08/20 10:48 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

"The tests they use at the lab might be more sensitive than the ones at Walmart or the store"

I'm aware of that. Hopefully the next 3 days will be even more of a buffer for a more advanced test if it is. I'm pretty confident I will pass the actual test. Will post the results when I get them


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26586111 - 04/08/20 10:51 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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I used to smoke all day every day for many years when I was younger. I ended up on probation for a few years and I would take my piss test high every single time and pass except for one time.





Thats a pretty crazy anecdote. What were the repercussions of failing that test?


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #26586119 - 04/08/20 10:54 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

GeorgieBoy said:
Still haven't abstained from big Corona dick, I see. :gameover:



We must have our priorities in order!


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26586127 - 04/08/20 10:58 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Probation officer let me slide saying that it was a faint line. Now that I know better I realize that a faint line is a positive but she let me slide.

I had low body fat and used to work out everyday and before I took the test I would drink a lot of water but I would never stop smoking. When I tested positive the only thing that changed was that I did not work out for a couple of days before the test.

FYI Dollar Tree sells marijuana urine test for $1 and they are as accurate as your standard urine test.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26586162 - 04/08/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
Quote:

GeorgieBoy said:
Still haven't abstained from big Corona dick, I see. :gameover:



We must have our priorities in order!





Thanks for introducing me to Georgie girl. Match made in heaven.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26586176 - 04/08/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

LikeMyc said:
Probation officer let me slide saying that it was a faint line. Now that I know better I realize that a faint line is a positive but she let me slide.

I had low body fat and used to work out everyday and before I took the test I would drink a lot of water but I would never stop smoking. When I tested positive the only thing that changed was that I did not work out for a couple of days before the test.

FYI Dollar Tree sells marijuana urine test for $1 and they are as accurate as your standard urine test.



Good to know thanks for the tip. Goddamn that's a crazy story. How old were you?


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