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Longest you've gone clean for a piss test?
#26585120 - 04/07/20 09:38 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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So what is the longest you've gone without smoking cannabis to piss clean for a urine test?
I don't vape wax or oil, just smoked bud daily the past 12 years. I've stopped smoking for 32 days. Scheduled my pee pee test for this week. Do you guys think that's a long enough stop for a test?
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#26585147 - 04/07/20 09:52 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've heard that most of it is out of your system in 28 days, but it lasts longer if you're fat and less if you're skinny. Don't know how true that is.
For a piss test, around a month or two, but on my own up to 6 ish, for no particular reason other than I didn't feel like it.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#26585161 - 04/07/20 10:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've known a dude that pissed hot after 6 weeks. Best thing is to go to the pharmacy and buy a pack of tests and do a test run at home.
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I thought about doing that. Luckily my employer is super chill so if I did drop dirty I would just have to retake the test.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy] 1
#26585166 - 04/07/20 10:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think they only cost like $3 at the pharmacy. They are like $10 or more at the headshop. If the headshop is still open where you are.
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Ahab McBathsalts said: I've known a dude that pissed hot after 6 weeks. Best thing is to go to the pharmacy and buy a pack of tests and do a test run at home.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: azramb]
#26585222 - 04/07/20 10:49 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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When I got the job I have now I had been clean 4 months waiting to see if I got it. I gave up and smoked some bowls.
The very next fucking day they told me I got the job and needed to go in for a test within 3 days.
I sweat my ass off literally those 2 days. Passed 
Not worth the anxiety though.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#26585225 - 04/07/20 10:51 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Here’s a thought, find out yourself. Buy a test kit and pee in it. Then you won’t have to live with the uncertainty clouding your headspace.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26585226 - 04/07/20 10:52 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thanks for the advice guys. Much appreciated.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy] 1
#26585907 - 04/08/20 09:07 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Update: I took an at home urine test specifically for marijuana. This test was $20 at Walgreens and seems very legitimate. The amount of information that came with the test made me feel confident.
I tested negative for marijuana. I'm aware there are two different types of urine tests so I will continue to stay hydrated and exercise before the actual test at the med center. Very happy that I passed this test and hopefully I can begin smoking my favorite flower soon!
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#26586054 - 04/08/20 10:06 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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The tests they use at the lab might be more sensitive than the ones at Walmart or the store
I ve been curious if the fake urine is still a viable option. Like the stuff they use to calibrate the U.A equipment
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#26586064 - 04/08/20 10:12 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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1.5 years, abstained from everything, even liquor mostly.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26586098 - 04/08/20 10:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Still haven't abstained from big Corona dick, I see.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#26586104 - 04/08/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I used to smoke all day every day for many years when I was younger. I ended up on probation for a few years and I would take my piss test high every single time and pass except for one time.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: Atreyu]
#26586108 - 04/08/20 10:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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"The tests they use at the lab might be more sensitive than the ones at Walmart or the store"
I'm aware of that. Hopefully the next 3 days will be even more of a buffer for a more advanced test if it is. I'm pretty confident I will pass the actual test. Will post the results when I get them
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
#26586111 - 04/08/20 10:51 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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LikeMyc said: I used to smoke all day every day for many years when I was younger. I ended up on probation for a few years and I would take my piss test high every single time and pass except for one time.
Thats a pretty crazy anecdote. What were the repercussions of failing that test?
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#26586119 - 04/08/20 10:54 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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GeorgieBoy said: Still haven't abstained from big Corona dick, I see. 
We must have our priorities in order!
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26586127 - 04/08/20 10:58 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Probation officer let me slide saying that it was a faint line. Now that I know better I realize that a faint line is a positive but she let me slide.
I had low body fat and used to work out everyday and before I took the test I would drink a lot of water but I would never stop smoking. When I tested positive the only thing that changed was that I did not work out for a couple of days before the test.
FYI Dollar Tree sells marijuana urine test for $1 and they are as accurate as your standard urine test.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26586162 - 04/08/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said:
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GeorgieBoy said: Still haven't abstained from big Corona dick, I see. 
We must have our priorities in order!
Thanks for introducing me to Georgie girl. Match made in heaven.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
#26586176 - 04/08/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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LikeMyc said: Probation officer let me slide saying that it was a faint line. Now that I know better I realize that a faint line is a positive but she let me slide.
I had low body fat and used to work out everyday and before I took the test I would drink a lot of water but I would never stop smoking. When I tested positive the only thing that changed was that I did not work out for a couple of days before the test.
FYI Dollar Tree sells marijuana urine test for $1 and they are as accurate as your standard urine test.
Good to know thanks for the tip. Goddamn that's a crazy story. How old were you?
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc] 1
#26586215 - 04/08/20 11:52 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Same thing happened to me for a casino job. Onsite nurse. I was hitting the bong the night beffore going to apply. I had no idea they would hire and test me on the spot, lol. Gulped a lot of water from the bathroom sink on the way to the nurse office, barely got a faint line. She let it go.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#26586247 - 04/08/20 12:12 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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GeorgieBoy said:
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LikeMyc said: Probation officer let me slide saying that it was a faint line. Now that I know better I realize that a faint line is a positive but she let me slide.
I had low body fat and used to work out everyday and before I took the test I would drink a lot of water but I would never stop smoking. When I tested positive the only thing that changed was that I did not work out for a couple of days before the test.
FYI Dollar Tree sells marijuana urine test for $1 and they are as accurate as your standard urine test.
Good to know thanks for the tip. Goddamn that's a crazy story. How old were you?
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26586253 - 04/08/20 12:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: Same thing happened to me for a casino job. Onsite nurse. I was hitting the bong the night beffore going to apply. I had no idea they would hire and test me on the spot, lol. Gulped a lot of water from the bathroom sink on the way to the nurse office, barely got a faint line. She let it go.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
#26586329 - 04/08/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Those years/ages kind of blend don't they?
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26586828 - 04/08/20 04:52 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I stopped smoking weed for 4 months to enlist in the Navy but was still pissing hot. I eventually cleared up but it took forever.
Depends on how much you smoke, the quality of what you're smoking, and I think how you store and burn fat has something to do with it.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26586940 - 04/08/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: Those years/ages kind of blend don't they?
19-22 was the length of my probation at that time. I don't remember half of the shit that occurred during those decades, lol.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
#26586983 - 04/08/20 06:16 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ah, ages 19-39 blend together to me, lol.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26589017 - 04/09/20 02:41 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
#26589693 - 04/09/20 08:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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cool.
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#26592827 - 04/11/20 06:43 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I passed boys! I didn't smoke for 36 days and I pissed clean. I took the drug test at a med center and they had confirmed it was negative within 2 hours to my employer. When they told me I had passed I immediately smoked a bowl. Felt so good to know I passed!
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#26592856 - 04/11/20 07:15 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#26597359 - 04/13/20 07:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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YAY!
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26597496 - 04/13/20 09:08 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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ah good ole georgieboy passin dat bugger of a piss test. Good on ya lad. Now dont b gettin into bloody trouble georgieboy, ya family cares abotchya, ya hear wat im sayin georgieboy, what a good lad..aint dat rite fellas, lets have a drink for ole georgieboy

if u didn't read that in a British accent I'm disappointed in u
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#26597530 - 04/13/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Good job op!
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: Cosmic_Flame] 1
#26597532 - 04/13/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I read it in an Italian - Sicilian circa 1960s NJ/N.Y. blue collar mafia workman accent at first, then in a type of British one on my second run.
Was pleasantly surprised. and good job passing your drug test , haha.
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