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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc] * 1
    #26586215 - 04/08/20 11:52 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Same thing happened to me for a casino job. Onsite nurse. I was hitting the bong the night beffore going to apply. I had no idea they would hire and test me on the spot, lol. Gulped a lot of water from the bathroom sink on the way to the nurse office, barely got a faint line. She let it go.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #26586247 - 04/08/20 12:12 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Probation officer let me slide saying that it was a faint line. Now that I know better I realize that a faint line is a positive but she let me slide.

I had low body fat and used to work out everyday and before I took the test I would drink a lot of water but I would never stop smoking. When I tested positive the only thing that changed was that I did not work out for a couple of days before the test.

FYI Dollar Tree sells marijuana urine test for $1 and they are as accurate as your standard urine test.



Good to know thanks for the tip. Goddamn that's a crazy story. How old were you?



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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26586253 - 04/08/20 12:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Same thing happened to me for a casino job. Onsite nurse. I was hitting the bong the night beffore going to apply. I had no idea they would hire and test me on the spot, lol. Gulped a lot of water from the bathroom sink on the way to the nurse office, barely got a faint line. She let it go.




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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26586329 - 04/08/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Those years/ages kind of blend don't they?:smirk:


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26586828 - 04/08/20 04:52 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I stopped smoking weed for 4 months to enlist in the Navy but was still pissing hot. I eventually cleared up but it took forever.

Depends on how much you smoke, the quality of what you're smoking, and I think how you store and burn fat has something to do with it.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26586940 - 04/08/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Those years/ages kind of blend don't they?:smirk:




19-22 was the length of my probation at that time. I don't remember half of the shit that occurred during those decades, lol.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26586983 - 04/08/20 06:16 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Ah, ages 19-39 blend together to me, lol.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26589017 - 04/09/20 02:41 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26589693 - 04/09/20 08:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

cool.


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26592827 - 04/11/20 06:43 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I passed boys! I didn't smoke for 36 days and I pissed clean. I took the drug test at a med center and they had confirmed it was negative within 2 hours to my employer. When they told me I had passed I immediately smoked a bowl. Felt so good to know I passed!


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #26592856 - 04/11/20 07:15 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:jokerclap::leocheers:


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #26597359 - 04/13/20 07:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

YAY!
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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26597496 - 04/13/20 09:08 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

ah good ole georgieboy passin dat bugger of a piss test. Good on ya lad. Now dont b gettin into bloody trouble georgieboy, ya family cares abotchya, ya hear wat im sayin georgieboy, what a good lad..aint dat rite fellas, lets have a drink for ole georgieboy



if u didn't read that in a British accent I'm disappointed in u


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #26597530 - 04/13/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Good job op! :kaneclap:


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Re: Longest you've gone clean for a piss test? [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 1
    #26597532 - 04/13/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I read it in an Italian - Sicilian circa 1960s NJ/N.Y. blue collar mafia workman accent at first, then in a type of British one on my second run.

Was pleasantly surprised.  :nodofunderstanding:  and good job passing your drug test , haha. :thumbup:


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