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write a haiku * 2
    #26584137 - 04/07/20 02:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

dis just a continuation of all teh other haiku threads in da pub

5
7
5

enjoy :heart:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #26584140 - 04/07/20 02:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I mean I guess that's okay

:okay:

I gotta admit though I've...seen better

:speechless:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26584147 - 04/07/20 02:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I still love you tho zZZz

:iloveyou:

And +1

:youthemandawg:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26584154 - 04/07/20 02:12 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Beating a dead horse
I like to beat dead horses
Dead horse has been beat.


Thank you.


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26584159 - 04/07/20 02:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Beating a dead horse
I like to beat dead horses
Dead horse has been beat.


Thank you.




:ohwow:

Very visceral and raw


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26584161 - 04/07/20 02:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Damn it zzz.
Now I dont think I can stop.
Somebody help me.


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #26584221 - 04/07/20 02:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Be ready, it’s time,
This is what we trained for ya’ll
This house of cards falls..


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #26584489 - 04/07/20 05:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Northerner] * 2
    #26584515 - 04/07/20 05:24 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Like cold winter snow
Multicolored flavors freeze
Popsicles for all


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26584705 - 04/07/20 06:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I love when it rains
And the rain makes people wet
Wet like vagina




I have no idea what this means.:jolly:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Asclepius] * 1
    #26584877 - 04/07/20 07:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I like vaginaz
Getz me wetter than teh rain
And I luv teh rain


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Re: write a haiku [Re: zZZz]
    #26586225 - 04/08/20 11:59 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Nine nifty ninjas
Neatly nibbled nanners
Near north Nebraska


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #26586303 - 04/08/20 12:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Forever to bone
My cum dripping from your nose
Burning down the house


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #26586568 - 04/08/20 02:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

We dont need water
Let the motherfucker burn
The roof is on fire


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #26586650 - 04/08/20 03:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My fever is high
I am coughing a whole lot
Coronavirus.


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26586709 - 04/08/20 03:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:lolsy:

Just walk it off man
Stay away from bicycles
Cough drops are your friend


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26586923 - 04/08/20 05:38 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Penis in my hand
I jerk off with vasoline
I nut to PornHub


:cophappy:  :halfcocked:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Asclepius] * 1
    #26588452 - 04/09/20 09:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

High coo, Baby Blue!
Why do you do boogaloo?
Haiku to you, fool!


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #26589652 - 04/09/20 08:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Hello I luv u
Won’t u tell me ur name plz
I’m Z Z Z Z


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Re: write a haiku [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #26589668 - 04/09/20 08:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

You are Reality,
Remember that you are That,
Your nature is Now.


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Re: write a haiku [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #26589967 - 04/10/20 12:33 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Z Spreads the Love Always :heart:
It will be his Way of Life :psychsplit:
Those Magic Good Vibez :mushroom2:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26589975 - 04/10/20 12:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Rivers run draught
A destiny shared by falling leaves
  One  day  here, the  next  day  gone
    Toilet Paper











(Ik, not proper format for high coo :wink:)


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Re: write a haiku [Re: The Blind Ass] * 2
    #26590026 - 04/10/20 01:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Poopee dickbum toot

fuzzyballs poopoonips cooch

bonerpiss poopoo


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Re: write a haiku [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 2
    #26590027 - 04/10/20 01:45 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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Poopee dickbum toot

fuzzyballs poopoonips cooch

bonerpiss poopoo



:justastonishing:


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Re: Write a Haiku [Re: BooShow] * 2
    #26590087 - 04/10/20 02:45 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

The Boo Show Began :popcorn:
Around the World They Travelled ✈
Almost Too Spooky :omgz:


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Re: Write a Haiku [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26590134 - 04/10/20 03:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

cat nuts 2 balls
between 2 legs out of 4
snip snip snip snip snip


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Re: Write a Haiku [Re: pixelpopper] * 2
    #26591692 - 04/10/20 05:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

my apologies
like that one nirvana song
what else should i be


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Re: Write a Haiku [Re: zZZz] * 3
    #26591862 - 04/10/20 07:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Grow Magic Fungi :mushroomgrow:
You Won't be Disappointed :yesnod:
Psychedelic Tripz :mushroom2:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
    #26592454 - 04/11/20 12:09 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Oh, what a long day,
But stimulants keep me awake,
Still, I got stuff done


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Darwin23] * 2
    #26592772 - 04/11/20 05:32 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Gonna write Haiku
pupils wide, walls are melting
wow man I'm High, Ku!


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Asante] * 2
    #26592788 - 04/11/20 05:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Painfully sober,
Fertilizer is needed
Yet only silence..


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #26592914 - 04/11/20 07:45 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Ive been up all night
omg its 9am
Time to dance again


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 2
    #26592928 - 04/11/20 07:53 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Boner, no boner
Meat house whisky deja vu
Lonely meat stick blues



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