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write a haiku * 2
    #26584137 - 04/07/20 02:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

dis just a continuation of all teh other haiku threads in da pub

5
7
5

enjoy :heart:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #26584140 - 04/07/20 02:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I mean I guess that's okay

:okay:

I gotta admit though I've...seen better

:speechless:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26584147 - 04/07/20 02:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I still love you tho zZZz

:iloveyou:

And +1

:youthemandawg:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26584154 - 04/07/20 02:12 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Beating a dead horse
I like to beat dead horses
Dead horse has been beat.


Thank you.


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26584159 - 04/07/20 02:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Beating a dead horse
I like to beat dead horses
Dead horse has been beat.


Thank you.




:ohwow:

Very visceral and raw


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26584161 - 04/07/20 02:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Damn it zzz.
Now I dont think I can stop.
Somebody help me.


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #26584221 - 04/07/20 02:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Be ready, it’s time,
This is what we trained for ya’ll
This house of cards falls..


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #26584489 - 04/07/20 05:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Northerner] * 2
    #26584515 - 04/07/20 05:24 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Like cold winter snow
Multicolored flavors freeze
Popsicles for all


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26584705 - 04/07/20 06:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I love when it rains
And the rain makes people wet
Wet like vagina




I have no idea what this means.:jolly:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Asclepius] * 1
    #26584877 - 04/07/20 07:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I like vaginaz
Getz me wetter than teh rain
And I luv teh rain


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Re: write a haiku [Re: zZZz]
    #26586225 - 04/08/20 11:59 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Nine nifty ninjas
Neatly nibbled nanners
Near north Nebraska


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #26586303 - 04/08/20 12:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Forever to bone
My cum dripping from your nose
Burning down the house


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #26586568 - 04/08/20 02:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

We dont need water
Let the motherfucker burn
The roof is on fire


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #26586650 - 04/08/20 03:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My fever is high
I am coughing a whole lot
Coronavirus.


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26586709 - 04/08/20 03:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:lolsy:

Just walk it off man
Stay away from bicycles
Cough drops are your friend


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Re: write a haiku [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26586923 - 04/08/20 05:38 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Penis in my hand
I jerk off with vasoline
I nut to PornHub


:cophappy:  :halfcocked:


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Asclepius] * 1
    #26588452 - 04/09/20 09:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

High coo, Baby Blue!
Why do you do boogaloo?
Haiku to you, fool!


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Re: write a haiku [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #26589652 - 04/09/20 08:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Hello I luv u
Won’t u tell me ur name plz
I’m Z Z Z Z


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Re: write a haiku [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #26589668 - 04/09/20 08:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

You are Reality,
Remember that you are That,
Your nature is Now.


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