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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: Asclepius] 1
#26578074 - 04/04/20 08:51 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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OP: just DSHSB already
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: cinderblock] 1
#26578250 - 04/04/20 10:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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cinderblock said: It got so bad, I just gave him my landscaper's phone number, so he could communicate directly to the guy who tends to my lawn. Eventually, he and my landscaper had a falling out, and long story short, I got a new landscaper.
Anyway, my neighbor has been charging me around $300-400 a year for treating my lawn with various chemicals and shit like fertilizer, grub killer, moss killer, crab grass killer, aerating, etc etc. He only charges me for the ingredients, not his labor, but again, I honestly don't give a shit. I just pay him so he'll stop bothering me.
I think this is where you really went wrong, never should have agreed to paying this guy anything. What you're describing sounds like extortion.
My suggestion would be to inform him you don't want him doing anything to your lawn any more, and think about obtaining a dog.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: psi]
#26578281 - 04/04/20 10:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oh..never saw you were paying him, even so that’s not much for a year. But still, if you don’t want it tell him you won’t have his service anymore, and you don’t pay if he does. Just cut the damn thing yourself, no need to add special treatments to keep it clean or organized.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26578323 - 04/04/20 11:06 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah I think when you get older you'll see the finer things life like the simple blades of grass hes seeing.
I don't get the lawn buffs, like monster trucks for retired old men. 
Sometimes it's best to let people know up front how ya feel before they invest there emotions or expectations of you.
Like the old and true saying, give the man a inch and he will take it a mile.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26578388 - 04/04/20 11:46 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would let you play with me in my yard if you indulged me with nice talk I LOVE MY FUCKING YARD, I TINKER IN IT ALL DAY LONG




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Oh shit!, thank you, nice to have good belly laugh, I'm gonna retire for the night. fucking priceless
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Spicemaster said: I would let you play with me in my yard if you indulged me with nice talk I LOVE MY FUCKING YARD, I TINKER IN IT ALL DAY LONG





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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26578457 - 04/05/20 12:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Replace your grass with astroturf....that will show him
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#26578649 - 04/05/20 03:18 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I only mow my yard when the grass (and many other plants) start getting almost too tall for my mower and if I don't mow I'll have to pay someone to bush hog it.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: Asclepius]
#26578716 - 04/05/20 04:35 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Asclepius said: This certainly sounds like a precarious situation. On the one hand, you could give a flying fuck about the grass. On the other hand, you don't want to piss off your neighbor and still have to see him everyday. That sounds rough, man. I would personally ask him to do the yard work for free. Every time you see him, pretend like you need some yard related advice and ask him if he will do the work for free. Bombard him day after day, asking him to do free yard work for you, and he will eventually avoid you at all cost. That's what I would do. Make it so uncomfortable for him that he can't stand to talk with you, but do it in such a sincere way that he will not turn into a nightmare neighbor either. You don't want for a war to be started.
That will backfire badly, he'll do a TON of yardwork, and want to talk about it, and expect to be paid for materials.
Definitely don't do that.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: Babylon] 1
#26578719 - 04/05/20 04:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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One option is to replace the lawn with what I call a Tucson Lawn, it's what everyone has in Tucson because grass doesn't really grow there.
Gravel, just put gravel on top of everything. Tell him you're going for something that reminds you of home.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: Babylon]
#26579072 - 04/05/20 09:35 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Get him to start a vegetable garden at least you will get something out of it for your money.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: Babylon]
#26581963 - 04/06/20 03:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Babylon said: One option is to replace the lawn with what I call a Tucson Lawn, it's what everyone has in Tucson because grass doesn't really grow there.
Gravel, just put gravel on top of everything. Tell him you're going for something that reminds you of home.
Didi you just say that you can pretty much just park anywhere in Arizona.
I wondered why people lived there. Now I understand.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: thirdstan] 1
#26581980 - 04/06/20 03:32 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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thirdstan said: Get him to start a vegetable garden at least you will get something out of it for your money.
I agree. I think both of them should start a food plot. Give him half the ake, and OP could take half just for starting it. If it violates an HOA or something, OP could probably get more, but they would also then have to deal with the HOA people: get toally preachy AF with it. "DON'T YOU KNOW WE'RE IN A NATIONAL CRISIS!!!"
Actually, share food with the neighborhood. get everybody into it!
Start a riot.
Break stuff. Steal things.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#26582068 - 04/06/20 04:14 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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That escalated quickly lol I'm about to start some veggies myself
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: spirit_shadow] 3
#26582328 - 04/06/20 05:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think OP should start a YouTube vlog with his neighbor where they discuss the roller coaster of emotions and trials and tribulations of suburban yard maintenance. They could alternate between OP's and his neighbor's freshly cut and manicured lawns as the setting. With a beautiful sunset in the background. And over a glass of wine. But there would need to be an emphasis on lots of awkward silence and weird exchanges due to OP's paranoia and reclusive/socially awkward nature. Then maybe in season 2 some weird sexual tension between the neighbors and then an eventual falling out with a thick tension between the two on camera that ultimately leads to a murder for hire plot which will allow it to one day be a Netflix documentary.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: Niffla] 4
#26582332 - 04/06/20 05:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Not enough meth and eyebrow rings.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#26582333 - 04/06/20 05:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: Not enough meth and eyebrow rings.
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: Niffla] 1
#26582391 - 04/06/20 06:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: What would you do with my neighbor? [Re: Niffla] 1
#26583310 - 04/07/20 06:14 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Niffla said: I think OP should start a YouTube vlog with his neighbor where they discuss the roller coaster of emotions and trials and tribulations of suburban yard maintenance. They could alternate between OP's and his neighbor's freshly cut and manicured lawns as the setting. With a beautiful sunset in the background. And over a glass of wine. But there would need to be an emphasis on lots of awkward silence and weird exchanges due to OP's paranoia and reclusive/socially awkward nature. Then maybe in season 2 some weird sexual tension between the neighbors and then an eventual falling out with a thick tension between the two on camera that ultimately leads to a murder for hire plot which will allow it to one day be a Netflix documentary.
ROFL
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