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Re: Having Sex? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26579810 - 04/05/20 03:38 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I just can't lmao


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Re: Having Sex? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26579833 - 04/05/20 03:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

What’s sex?
:noyoudidawet:


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Re: Having Sex? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26579859 - 04/05/20 04:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I've gotten laid by two chicks since march 14th.
Last night ol girl wouldn't kiss me so I can tell a change :rofl: but she let me in her house so if I was rona she wouldn't have been spared anyway. She also lysoled which was almost a deal breaker.

I had to get out. I shouldn't have but it was just me and her and went straight to her house and got shit faced.

I wouldn't advise it unless you really trust the person is really taking it seriously. But like I said taking it serious would be wacking it.
Even last night we both told each other we were nervous to be together.

Idk. It's all in the roll of the dice imo.


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Re: Having Sex? [Re: BattyKoda]
    #26579895 - 04/05/20 04:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

..... and this is sex ?    :ytho:


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Re: Having Sex? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26579972 - 04/05/20 04:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

How was I suppose to know she wasent going to kiss me? I didnt exactly give her a questionnaire before hand.

I'm a lover. So I know what you mean though. That hot intimate good shit.:rush:


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Re: Having Sex? [Re: BattyKoda] * 1
    #26579980 - 04/05/20 04:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

But she sex? :noyoudidawet:


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