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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: aga080] * 1
    #26572744 - 04/02/20 07:46 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

mycology starts to look like some witch-craft ... snake venom, wolf piss :laugh: what's next, lizard tail? :laugh:


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: eLeSDenes] * 1
    #26572787 - 04/02/20 08:24 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Anyone who needs cheap wolf urine hand extracted pm me. overnight shipping available. BTC and money order only


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #26572820 - 04/02/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sweet Jesus, this made my day.

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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: coAsTal]
    #26572831 - 04/02/20 08:53 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Today’s wolf urine boners: stronger and longer. Storm trooper verified.




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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: eatyualive]
    #26572843 - 04/02/20 09:04 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I’m pretty sure I can get some pee from this 45 year old babe I know... wonder if that’d work.

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Faht from our current research, it has to be the Alpha Male while the female is in heat. This has been shown to dramatically increase colonization times with higher testosterone above normal levels. Normal pack wolves were also tested showing a 33% less testosterone level. This also translated to colonization speed, fruit length and girth. All grows from Normal pack wolves showed smaller shaft length and cap size/girth on specimen. If you need exact average inch length measurements we can put something together in a bar chart or a bubble graph.


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: eatyualive] * 1
    #26572853 - 04/02/20 09:07 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

lol yeah I bought it too until i was typing it out to a friend who had been asking me to let him know what they’ve been hyping for those pesa boners.

I got halfway through texting it and was like ........wtf am I writing right now. Then remembered it was April.



So now my question is, is that just a dope clone or is there actually something you all been working on??

Was it the long con this whole time???

Or is this the double con, it really is wolf piss and the best way to hide the secret was this post!


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: A.k.a]
    #26572963 - 04/02/20 10:17 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

This may only be verified through third party confirmation.


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: eatyualive]
    #26572972 - 04/02/20 10:25 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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eatyualive said:
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I’m pretty sure I can get some pee from this 45 year old babe I know... wonder if that’d work.

Faht






Faht from our current research, it has to be the Alpha Male while the female is in heat. This has been shown to dramatically increase colonization times with higher testosterone above normal levels. Normal pack wolves were also tested showing a 33% less testosterone level. This also translated to colonization speed, fruit length and girth. All grows from Normal pack wolves showed smaller shaft length and cap size/girth on specimen. If you need exact average inch length measurements we can put something together in a bar chart or a bubble graph.




What if she is his alpha male?  It’s a pretty exclusive pack......


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: eatyualive]
    #26572974 - 04/02/20 10:26 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

We need urine samples from chernobyl, they have a ballin radio active wolf pack there


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: SynKyd]
    #26573327 - 04/02/20 01:34 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I think that calls for further experimentation.


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: eatyualive]
    #26573354 - 04/02/20 01:43 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I might have a connection guys.  Dad is a trapper and I asked him to empty the wolf bladders and send them to me.  Only issue is shipping times.  Have you tested with two week old urine?

Thanks for all your research guys, you really put your life in jeopardy with this.

Now can we have a moment of silence for our lost Tribe member?

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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: SunnyDayze]
    #26573380 - 04/02/20 02:00 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Shore thing just send me your home address and bank details


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #26573461 - 04/02/20 02:49 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

So there is no need to take into consideration the lunar phase often associate with the subject genus post harvest?

I'm not so concerned about the cultivation methods or duration of, since your documentation seems stellar.  I am a bit curious if accidental (or intentional?) ingestion of final product, at the wrong time of a lunar phase, could be linked to the lost tribal member? Unless you mean ... no.  I'll just go with lost, as in missing for a short while.  :moon:


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: Classicflh]
    #26573469 - 04/02/20 02:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I’ve heard rumors of the post office closing. Let’s be cautious to make any big orders right now, ive heard stock is flying off the shelves since yesterday. I would hate for all that value able, ripe WUA to go to waste sitting in a box somewhere for two months. Can’t imagine the odor by the time it arrives.

Ah classic, you have a good point. Our CertifiedUrine collectors know that the best time of the month to collect is on a full moon. However with more energy comes more injuries and this is why collection rates have doubled in the last two months. These are definitely particular consumption and occupational hazards we are attuned to.


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: eatyualive]
    #26573570 - 04/02/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My favorite part of this is the scientist.
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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #26573596 - 04/02/20 04:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:congrats: Good shit Psilo!

Finally let the secret out of the bag


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: FooMan]
    #26573771 - 04/02/20 06:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I have coyote urine is that a suitable substitute? Would one advise to use deer during for liberty caps?


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: Drboomer]
    #26573796 - 04/02/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

But, but, but she told me that size doesn't matter!


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: Drboomer]
    #26573799 - 04/02/20 06:30 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

It's a joke... Or? Is it?

Could be that eatyu. just has very tiny arms.


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: Sockadin] * 2
    #26573876 - 04/02/20 07:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

OK but seriously folks a couple of years ago a TRIBE member convinced his wife that he needed some breast milk for an agar experiment...

FUN FACT:
It works as a source of sugars and can replace the malt, dextrose, etc. you might put in your agar.


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