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Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ * 3
    #26572137 - 04/01/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:chief:Wolf Urine Agar Initiative:
A Collective Research Analysis:chief:






Brought to you by THE TRIBE


Wolf Urine History and Ecological Association:

By studying research about the genetic divergence of psilocybe cubensis from its earlier precursors in the late Pleistocene epoch we were able to infer an ecological relationship between the earliest forms of psilocybe cubensis and its allies (Ps. Subcubensis, etc.) and certain ancient fauna.

As you may know the Pliestocene epoch marks a period of some of the most extensive glaciation in North America. Glacier sheets extended across much of north America, covering Canada and at certain extremes extending as far south as northern Texas. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleistocene)

What this meant ecologically is that many of the ancestors of animals that normally occupy the wilds of more northern and temperate climate were pushed down into subtropical or even tropical regions. Paleomycology studies combined with the fossil records of the dominant species of the time indicate that it is very likely that as the earliest expressions of Psilocybe Cubensis were taking hold they shared an environment with dire wolves, saber cats, wood bison, and some mammouths.

The Tribe Researchers reasoned that with the ecological and evolutionary nexus, it would stand to reason that psilocybe cubensis would have atavistic or regressive genes that would be particularly well suited to germination in the presence of Dire Wolf Urine. Of course, we don't have any Dire Wolves Living today so we had to settle for examining the effects of North American Timber Wolves - their direct ancestors.


The Ingenuity:


Here at the TRIBE we have revolutionized the art of working with agar and other natural products to cultivate the finest, cleanest culture mushrooms one can produce. This Initiative has been defined by 6-8 months worth of research



How the idea came about...

When we began to investigate this idea more seriously, we found that a French Paleomycologist Aprrile Foules (pictured here with 1000 power microscope) had begun to study this idea and had found promising results showing faster germination and rapid growth rates at certain concentrations of wolf urine in the agar solution.




You can see our efforts here and we will provide an elementary tek. As we learn more we will add more detail to our tek.

The Recipe 20 plates recipe:
  • 500 ml water

  • 10 grams Agar

  • 7 grams carbohydrate (malt, honey, etc.)

  • 3-5 cc or 3-5 grams (by weight) Wolf Urine

    Optional:

  • 1 gram finely shredded straw

  • 1 gram powdered Wood Bison dung
    1 gram soil



Plates with standard WUA on right with Optional Additives on left:



Sources of Wolf Urine:
https://thepeemart.com/product-category/predator-urine/wolf-urine/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhaHX6-6r6AIVR4VaBR1xXAsHEAAYASABEgJbWvD_BwE

https://www.amazon.com/Predator-Pee-100-Wolf-Urine/dp/B07G1F8TBM

Research suggests the Ideal wolf urine is 48 Hour fresh Wolf Urine: Field collected by a Certified Wolf Urine Collector - the first site above can offer this type with a surcharge for express shipping.

Sourcing wolf urine is a dangerous job, don't try this at home:

One of our main field collectors was injured during his last voyage. For all you noobs out there, we highly suggest not to try this at home. This is not DIY. Hire a Certified Wolf Urine Collector.



There are a few rules of thumb to follow that the field collector must abide by in order to collect the finest samples of wolf urine. The urine must be collected at a vital time once a month while the female is in heat. Science has suggested that this makes the urine far more potent. The urine also must be collected from the Alpha Male Dog in the litter.  A tell tale signal to collect is when the Alpha Male Wolf tells you to back the fuck off.



Notes and Observations by Psilo:

PESA-PE Hybrids:
3 day growth


5 day growth


3 week growth (with Wood Bison additive) - extreme pinning response:


Mature fruits from Wolf Agar Urine (WAU) started culture:

Note Extreme Bluing Response:


Notes and Observations by Eatyu:

1 day Growth:


3 day growth:


4 Days growth: We took two transfers from this plate. You can see the speedy recovery.


Eatyualive is blown away: Below you can see a comparison of the same culture side by side. The smaller fruits are the normal culture in its might with regular PDA agar recipe. Comparatively, the same culture grown with same parameters only using the Wolf Urine Agar.

PDA Agar Culture 1: Boner Culture


WUA Agar Culture 1: Boner Culture









The amazing part is, not only does it make your fruits stronger and longer, but it also gives them some girth. Colonization times are 5 days faster than normal speed. Our research and development officer Eatyualive has never seen penis this large in all his time cultivating mushrooms. There are many size comparisons to show. But we have a small sample taken in the last six months.

:mindblown:


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Edited by PsiloPsychIn (04/01/20 11:51 PM)


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #26572140 - 04/01/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Reserved


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: eatyualive]
    #26572143 - 04/01/20 09:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

The TRIBE salutes all those willing to cast off dogma and try new things!
(beginners please walk the well trodden path before breaking new trail)
Glad you could come along for the ride!

******Look for Future Innovations from the TRIBE Nations!******

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Edited by PsiloPsychIn (04/02/20 07:10 PM)


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: PsiloPsychIn] * 2
    #26572157 - 04/01/20 09:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

That's crazy!
:justastonishing:


Edit: Well, I feel fucking stupid lol.
:judyfacepalm:


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Edited by BooShow (04/01/20 11:53 PM)


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: BooShow] * 1
    #26572171 - 04/01/20 09:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:werewolf:

Nice write up! Will be buying wolf urine by the gallon for sure.



Edited by xnirvanax (04/01/20 09:52 PM)


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: xnirvanax] * 1
    #26572280 - 04/01/20 11:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Fools all of you!


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: A.k.a] * 3
    #26572303 - 04/01/20 11:24 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

love the 3-5 grams ( by weight):rofl:


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: cronicr] * 2
    #26572331 - 04/01/20 11:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

lol.

I liked the tribe Sherpa/field collector that got mauled.


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: A.k.a] * 1
    #26572348 - 04/02/20 12:07 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

amazing!:kaneclap:


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: A.k.a] * 2
    #26572353 - 04/02/20 12:11 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

One can only imagine what wolf semen will do

Which one of yall is gonna go catch a wolf and jerk it off, for the team?


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: c10h12n2o]
    #26572363 - 04/02/20 12:20 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

We considered wolf semen briefly, but we lost the only Tribe member who was willing to collect it. A tragedy really, because we thought it was a promising avenue for research.
:singletear:


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: PsiloPsychIn] * 1
    #26572437 - 04/02/20 01:43 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I am embarrassed to say, that it took me until now, mark the post, to detect the joke. It's rough, getting old. Nice one.

In my defense, I pulled out my 2018 OG weed earlier, and I might have been unusually impaired. Love you all in these quarantine times


Edited by OldManRiver (04/02/20 01:46 AM)


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: OldManRiver] * 2
    #26572466 - 04/02/20 02:10 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:popcorn:

I’m pretty sure I can get some pee from this 45 year old babe I know... wonder if that’d work.

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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: fahtster] * 1
    #26572554 - 04/02/20 04:01 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Lol, I was almost getting ready to collect my dog's piss


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: poisoned]
    #26572570 - 04/02/20 04:20 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Good joke
But I'd still love to see it be done


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: fahtster] * 1
    #26572572 - 04/02/20 04:21 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

fahtster said:
:popcorn:

I’m pretty sure I can get some pee from this 45 year old babe I know... wonder if that’d work.

Faht



Only if she's in heat, in which case your mouth is the best way to collect it


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: Geinstein]
    #26572642 - 04/02/20 05:59 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

It works great but the worst part is when you spill what you are mixing all over the counter. And if you do no pour and cook it on the open stove, you get some residual smell for up to 3 days after. Wives and girlfriends won’t be happy about that .

I did not have access to any bison dung additive at the time but as you can see it works well without it. Although who knew the secret was adding poo and urine to get giant dongs was worth it? :shrug:

We did explore mouth extraction as a necessary means to and end. We first did some trial and error runs with snail jizz using this extraction method. 🐌


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #26572682 - 04/02/20 06:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Luckily i have my pet wolf with me right now, gonna put this to the test


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: Shroomhunts]
    #26572709 - 04/02/20 07:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

i cant believe i fell for this. really well done lol. it was extremely convincing to be honest.


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Re: Wolf Urine Agar Initiative™ [Re: aga080]
    #26572738 - 04/02/20 07:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I am having trouble locating any certified wolf urine collectors.  Especially hard during lockdown.  Can anyone living up in the frozen northern lands help me out?


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