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Offlinei38steelrain
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UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off?
    #26571823 - 04/01/20 07:01 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I took two mushrooms and literally had to stay next to my wife the whole night because I was convinced i had cut my penis off. This is completely true. Seriously, how do i avoid this ever happening again? other than not taking mushrooms. because i would really like to


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: i38steelrain] * 1
    #26571827 - 04/01/20 07:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe try a lower dose next time. How was your head space going into the trip?


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: i38steelrain] * 1
    #26571831 - 04/01/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

why didnt you just reach in to your pants? problem solved


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26571842 - 04/01/20 07:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sometimes I feel like I piss myself on shrooms


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26571844 - 04/01/20 07:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Exactly. Its a horrifying nightmare for any man, but just take a look see. If its not factually there, then yes that would be a problem.


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26572029 - 04/01/20 08:51 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Duct tape should alleviate any doubt next time.  :thumbup:


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #26572278 - 04/01/20 11:01 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

have you considered that maybe you are afraid of what would happen if you actually were emasculated, physically? that it would, somehow, make you no longer a man?

i suspect that the shrooms were showing you that you are insecure in your own masculinity, that you somehow feel the need to have a dick, or big muscles, or other "manly" things to confirm that "yes i am a man!" to reassure yourself. but... this is what's known as toxic masculinity. you do not need these things. a real man cares not one whit about what others think if he squees over cute kittens and enjoys gardening and reading sappy romance novels, because he is secure in knowing that there is no "manly" and "womanly" activities, only things you take enjoyment from, the joys of creation.

psychedelics often show you what you NEED to know, but they do so in a way of communication that's a lot like dreams - in symbolism and metaphor. i'm only guessing at what it might mean, here. each person has different ideas of what something represents. for instance, a rose might mean love to someone, death to another due to an early childhood memory of their parents funeral, life to a third, and a thorny personality hidden behind a sweet facade to a fourth. it's all based on personal experiences, so you're gonna have to reflect on the trip and what you think your mind was trying to communicate with you - because it likely was trying to hint at something.


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: Psion]
    #26572292 - 04/01/20 11:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:whathesaid: I completely agree. Mushrooms have made me confront some shit I really didn’t want to but it helped me overcome it over many trips and a lot of reflecting. They have scared the shit out of me before but I’m very grateful for those experiences.


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: SFS96]
    #26572330 - 04/01/20 11:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Think psion hit the nail on the head.


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26572577 - 04/02/20 04:28 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

split_by_nine said:
why didnt you just reach in to your pants? problem solved




Thats what Im thinking!


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: i38steelrain] * 2
    #26572604 - 04/02/20 05:10 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

maybe your weiner is your umbilicus to the universe, and you were being born again?

keep tripping with a sitter, it's like always having a spare dick.


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Re: UMMM.... Did I cut my weiner off? [Re: redgreenvines] * 2
    #26572624 - 04/02/20 05:34 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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