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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
    #26509668 - 02/29/20 11:47 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You may be a mycologist if you did acid the night before and checked some picture threads out because you’re so darn excited to be growing your favorite fruits again...

Fruits of the gods!

Waiting on my germ plates..


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
    #26509993 - 02/29/20 04:28 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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TedsDead said:
well, goddamn!  how many runs did you do all night?




Just the two. Agar and a grain jar run. It was the end of a long day and the muesli was heavily laced:crazy2:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Ignorantape]
    #26510447 - 02/29/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

you may be a mycologist if you eat mushrooms in your muesli for breakfast after a night of running pressure cookers


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
    #26510714 - 03/01/20 02:20 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Puduwoke]
    #26510920 - 03/01/20 07:27 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

...If you wake up at the ass crack of Sunday for work and the first thing you do is check what makes ppl a mycologist.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: fahtster]
    #26511079 - 03/01/20 09:10 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You might be a mycologists if your family catches you stealing all the cardboard storage lids for cardboard tek haha.


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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Pnwmushroomnomad]
    #26511143 - 03/01/20 10:17 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You may be a mycologist if you take a long dump in the morning reading threads and your legs fall asleep because your elbows were dug into your knee caps for to long.

You also may be a mycologist if your partner calls you a nerd when you talk about mycology.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: MadHatter333]
    #26511168 - 03/01/20 10:35 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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MadHatter333 said:
You may be a mycologist if you take a long dump in the morning reading threads and your legs fall asleep because your elbows were dug into your knee caps for to long.

You also may be a mycologist if your partner calls you a nerd when you talk about mycology.




Damn! My girlfriend already does that to me and I do that on the WC all the time:laugh2:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Puduwoke]
    #26511171 - 03/01/20 10:37 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: MadHatter333] * 1
    #26511188 - 03/01/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

thats hardcore mycology righ thurr.

if you purposefully eat shitty mexican food  that messes up your stomach  so you can spend extra time dumping just to get a little extra  time on the threads....  wait,  thats just fucked up:facepalm:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead] * 3
    #26517860 - 03/05/20 02:22 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You can't wrap left overs because all your plastic wrap is cut into convenient 2" sections.

I'm now realizing I may have already said this one. Sorry, memory and what not.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Randalf the Grey]
    #26518199 - 03/05/20 08:39 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You might be a mycologists if you wake up hella early on your days off to check on shit and get some more prep done 😂


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: staytrippy420]
    #26518383 - 03/05/20 10:52 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You might be a mycologist if your biorhythm is synched with PC cycles :laugh:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eLeSDenes]
    #26518435 - 03/05/20 11:23 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

..if you're ready for Fall and it's not even Spring yet. :whistling:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Darkslide]
    #26518590 - 03/05/20 12:39 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

...if you have to run to your myco supplies in a first aid emergency to grab the med tape.

On the bright side, it happened in my lab so just had to grab it on my way out. Plus, I can always use a few extra blood stains around the house.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Randalf the Grey]
    #26519556 - 03/05/20 08:35 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

LMAO!  yeah, I got a scalpel scar too randalf...  blade went all the way into the back of my right hand and stuck there(disposable plstc one) hurts everytime I look at it even tho it was6 yrs ago
:facepalm:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead] * 1
    #26556885 - 03/25/20 10:57 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

you might be a mycologist if your reading the news online about the pandemic and all you can think is boy i sure wish i had a flow hood and a set up like that🤪



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
    #26558087 - 03/25/20 11:31 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

You might be a mycologist if you...
...think the "M" in STEM is for Mycology or should be!
...refer to your bathroom as your clean room.
...refer to your kitchen as your lab.
...bore your family/friends to tears talking about mycology & mushrooms.
...get excited when friends/family tell you about articles they've read, movies they've seen about mushrooms/mycologists.
...spend most of your free time researching mycology, using Shroomery search engine and preparing for/taking care of mycological experiments.
...spend hours studying prices & gathering coupons to make room in your budget for mycological supplies & equipment.
...sneak extra items on your grocery list for your mushrooms.
...rush out during a pandemic to go to 5 stores to get supplies for your mushroom hobby, I mean mycological education so you don't go crazy while ordered to stay home.
...buy a new computer because your old one is full of mycological documents, videos, pictures of mushrooms... and has a broken screen & WiFi card.
...buy an instant pot to save water & electricity when sterilizing agar, LC, LI, tools AND pasteurizing small amounts of substrate/casing with warm function.
...can't make spouses favorite pot roast dinner 'cause your instant pot is currently in use as a mycological device.
...do a happy dance when your back ordered holy grail PP5 bead container petri dishes arrive.
...feel like you've won the lottery when you score a new 17qt Presto PC full of jars, lids & canning supplies on craigslist for $20.
...buy pet supplies for types of pets you don't have.
...buy gardening supplies for a garden you don't have.
...run out of storage space because of all your closets are full of mycology supplies, mushroom experiments & projects.
...get shit from your spouse about spending so much time & money on those damn mycological magical medical mushrooms.
...see solutions everywhere for problems clearly solvable by mycology/mushrooms such as building materials (grow your own walls/bricks/insulation), energy production (Bioethanol from SMS), food & fun (duh, eat mushrooms), clothing (mushroom leather), transportation (grow your own car), environment (plastic eating mushrooms, mushrooms clean up water/oil spills/radioactivity & sequester carbon dioxide), health (boost immune system, fight cancer/small pox and flu viruses a possible pandemic virus cure with agarikon, birch polypore, red reishi & chaga mushrooms - which we can't even order from out-grow right now due to the stay at home order!).
...wonder, where IS Paul Stamets with his BioShield BioDefense Small Pox Flu virus trials & potential virus prevention or even cure in the middle of this covid-19 pandemic corona crisis anyway?! See 6 ways mushrooms can save the world @ 11:38 for list Agarikon & Birch Polypore, and @ 12:09 agarikon, red reishi & chaga mushrooms.
...make really long lists of things for "You Might Be A Mycologist If..."


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: MycQueen]
    #26558088 - 03/25/20 11:31 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

You have more pressure cookers than fit in your car.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: FeedYourMind]
    #26568165 - 03/30/20 09:23 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

FeedYourMind said:
You might be a mycologist if:

*People you meet think you have a random envy disorder for some penis.
*You know just enough about canning to have a full conversation in the store line with the grandma behind you who also has quart size jars.





...drink out of and decorate your kitchen with mason jars of every size to hide your myco-obsession.
...when your laptop dies, you HAVE to get a new one that has 'p envy' in the name (HP ENVY Laptop)! :thumbsup:  :thispleasesme:


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