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InvisibleFiery
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MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment * 1
    #26565990 - 03/29/20 08:07 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

There have been people harking " conspiracy, conspiracy" about this virus, but the truth was revealed to me finally and it's one of the most world wide game changing events EVER

Let me explain.

The Virus was released on purpose

The virus was planned to spread across the globe, causing chaos and panic, and more reliance on government.

The cure for the virus exists, and governments will be declaring MANDATORY Vaccinations for all citizens of Earth. Except the vaccine also contains the precursor to the NEXT deadly virus they are going to release, except this time , it will wipe out ALL of the world, except if you get the NEW vaccine for the NEW virus, which carries a 100% death rate.

The vaccine will be supposedly available to the public on a (rigged)LOTTERY system and will be distributed to high ranking, rich, powerful, important people only, and select random civilian workers,  and everyone else will die, leaving the world a free for all with a population of about 700 million, just enough to run critical infrastructure and farms .

And a NEW Utopia will be born. Cash will be meaningless, guns will be outlawed and melted.

And then there that's ALMOST the end of what the future holds...


Some of ya'll are thinking that there's holes in the theory, like what if people refuse the vaccine, or just don't get it because they live in the middle of nowhere. Well that's where some of the 700 million survivors form a group of elite soldiers to track down and kill all the "cleanbloods" who are not vaccinated as to cleanse the earth completely.

And then right after all that, about 100 years later, a meteor strikes the earth and it implodes, killing everyone. All because the conspirators forgot to save the team of scientists on meteor lookout! And the heavens take the snow globe with earth in it, shake it up, and see where the dust settles...


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26565994 - 03/29/20 08:09 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Fiery] * 6
    #26565996 - 03/29/20 08:10 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I imagined a kid smashing a globe with dinosaur toys making explosion sounds while reading that.


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26566008 - 03/29/20 08:15 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

lol. how tickling.


Mark my words. You might be laughing NOW!



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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Fiery]
    #26566026 - 03/29/20 08:32 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Are you going to avoid a vaccine when it comes around given this epiphany?


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26566027 - 03/29/20 08:33 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Fiery said:
There have been people harking " conspiracy, conspiracy" about this virus, but the truth was revealed to me finally and it's one of the most world wide game changing events EVER

Let me explain.

The Virus was released on purpose

The virus was planned to spread across the globe, causing chaos and panic, and more reliance on government.

The cure for the virus exists, and governments will be declaring MANDATORY Vaccinations for all citizens of Earth. Except the vaccine also contains the precursor to the NEXT deadly virus they are going to release, except this time , it will wipe out ALL of the world, except if you get the NEW vaccine for the NEW virus, which carries a 100% death rate.

The vaccine will be supposedly available to the public on a (rigged)LOTTERY system and will be distributed to high ranking, rich, powerful, important people only, and select random civilian workers,  and everyone else will die, leaving the world a free for all with a population of about 700 million, just enough to run critical infrastructure and farms .

And a NEW Utopia will be born. Cash will be meaningless, guns will be outlawed and melted.

And then there that's ALMOST the end of what the future holds...


Some of ya'll are thinking that there's holes in the theory, like what if people refuse the vaccine, or just don't get it because they live in the middle of nowhere. Well that's where some of the 700 million survivors form a group of elite soldiers to track down and kill all the "cleanbloods" who are not vaccinated as to cleanse the earth completely.

And then right after all that, about 100 years later, a meteor strikes the earth and it implodes, killing everyone. All because the conspirators forgot to save the team of scientists on meteor lookout! And the heavens take the snow globe with earth in it, shake it up, and see where the dust settles...




That's what they want you to think.

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Fiery] * 5
    #26566039 - 03/29/20 08:49 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Fiery said:
The cure for the virus exists, and governments will be declaring MANDATORY Vaccinations for all citizens of Earth. Except the vaccine also contains the precursor to the NEXT deadly virus they are going to release, except this time , it will wipe out ALL of the world, except if you get the NEW vaccine for the NEW virus, which carries a 100% death rate.





Plot twist: even if someone's sitting on a "cure", there's no guarantee it actually continues to work as the virus evolves in the wild. This is why biological warfare is stupid.


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: psi] * 5
    #26566213 - 03/29/20 11:30 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

You literally just watched the movie “contagion” ,  that’s the movies plot, lottery thing and all lol


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: psi] * 2
    #26566216 - 03/29/20 11:32 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Second plot twist: If there is a vaccine developed that works against the current strain of SARS-CoV-2, anti-vaxxers and their children will die regardless, and they will continue to spread it to other people, particularly poor people that cannot afford to be vaccinated against the current strains (there are already two -- the S and L type).  Because of the exponential growth of the virus, the vaccine will become ineffective as it will have mutated and become vaccine resistant.  And this is partly the fault of anti-vaxxers. The anti-vaxxers would have gotten the vaccine if not for the authentic government conspiracy to make people believe in erroneous government conspiracies, and to the detriment of the population at large. 
 

:rollsafe:


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Asclepius]
    #26566226 - 03/29/20 11:36 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Anti vaxxers are an unfortunate phenomena , truly.  It would be tragic, utterly tragic if such a thing caught on, because the moment their protection via mostly herd immunity fails, everyone is thrown back 500 years into the dark ages.


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26566237 - 03/29/20 11:44 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Thankfully it's a small demographic.  As an aside, my boss thinks SARS-CoV-2 was created by the Chinese because that's what "The Simpsons" predicted in one of their episodes.  Some people are just fucking stupid!   



:carlinorgasm:


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Asclepius]
    #26566242 - 03/29/20 11:47 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Asclepius, too true, too true.  :dontdothat:


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Edited by The Blind Ass (03/29/20 11:48 PM)


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26566248 - 03/29/20 11:51 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Imagine how the guys in the international space station are feeling.
Hearing news from around the globe, related to the viruses.
And the view they must have on the state of things while looking down with an eagle eye.


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: The Blind Ass] * 5
    #26566251 - 03/29/20 11:55 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Why would the rich kill all the poor people then theyd have to do their own dirty work.


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Psyche delics] * 1
    #26566429 - 03/30/20 02:54 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Psyche delics said:
Why would the rich kill all the poor people then theyd have to do their own dirty work.



QFTMFT


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26566719 - 03/30/20 08:10 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Wut?


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Psyche delics] * 2
    #26566730 - 03/30/20 08:17 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I'm trying to get my butler infected with COVID-19 for the lulz


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Fiery]
    #26566770 - 03/30/20 08:41 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

LoL everyone

and @ plot twists and ideas.

I mean seriously though,

I had to go to the store today and wore a full face-mask with double ventilators N-95 filters, lab grade eye goggles and gloves.

People looked at me like a mad-man.

Well boohoo sorry I don't want to catch a deadly virus. :kingcrankey:

AND NO I'M NOT KEEPING ESSENTIAL MEDICAL SUPPLIES FROM WORKERS- I'VE HAD THIS MASK FOR 5 YEARS

:kingcrankey::bubbles:

The workers at the grocery store were going from one to the other, laughing and talking, and talking to customers. Like nothing was wrong.

Out of 100 people in the store only 3 had masks, including me, and those cheapo surgical masks don't really help... but there is a chance they could. But my goodness.


WAKE UP PEOPLE. Quit being idiots. :gollum:


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Asclepius]
    #26566828 - 03/30/20 09:08 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Asclepius said:
Thankfully it's a small demographic.  As an aside, my boss thinks SARS-CoV-2 was created by the Chinese because that's what "The Simpsons" predicted in one of their episodes.  Some people are just fucking stupid!   

:carlinorgasm:



The Simpsons predicted Trump would be President.  :shrug:


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Re: MARK MY WORDS!- I wish this wasn't true, but it will change how you think about life and this moment [Re: Northerner]
    #26566902 - 03/30/20 10:01 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Are you serious?


SOURCE?


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