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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Herbologist]
    #26458278 - 01/29/20 09:44 AM (4 years, 19 days ago)

Swear to god when I move to uk I will do whatever necessary to keep my guns(or just be able to have one) :/


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Amanita86]
    #26458312 - 01/29/20 10:21 AM (4 years, 19 days ago)

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Maybe it was London vs New York... anyways, they were talking about making knives illegal.:facepalm:




I think it was for one month or so in 2018 or something. More usually:
"New York has a significantly higher homicide rate than London, with New York recording 3.4 homicides per 100,000 people whereas London recorded 1.2. More significantly, London's murder rate in 2017 is still well below the peak in 2003".

I think that law is about carrying knives in public (without good cause) not just owning a knife to slice your bread, chop your veg, or fillet your fish, or whatever legit purpose.

I slept for weeks with a back door that I couldn't lock, and with no back gate to boot! I got the council out to fix it after they cut back the undergrowth along the path that made the door even more accessible.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: teamkiller] * 1
    #26458853 - 01/29/20 05:51 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

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i haven't locked my door in like 15 years.





And you probably live in the sticks?


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: MrMoon]
    #26459029 - 01/29/20 07:36 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

I've been locked up for carrying small knives before, whatever that is worth :blush:


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: TaliesenW]
    #26459240 - 01/29/20 09:39 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

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I've been locked up for carrying small knives before, whatever that is worth :blush:





Hah.
I acompanied a friend to a courthouse years ago where we had to go through a metal detector. I kept getting bleaped. After emptying all my pockets, taking my belt off etc...
I'd forgotten the small penknife in a side pocket of my jacket. oops :nonono:

I collected it after the 'trial'. No questions asked. Not sure how they would proceed today. I still carry the same knife in the same pocket, of the same jacket (gilet).

I guess they thought me harmless.



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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy] * 1
    #26496193 - 02/20/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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I got a cat now

And yea just a few days ago someone tried to force my door handle open late at night, it was closed :shocked:




A cat was how my dad caught a bugler in the act. Apparently the cat was acting weird around the laundry, my dad came in to find a bugler hiding behind the door holding the cordless vacuum cleaner. Fortunately he just said "sorry, mate" and let my dad escort him out.

A box of my mum's camera stuff was found in the backyard (old analogue stuff, nothing worth much). Also we found he had taken some cookies from the kitchen into the laundry.

He did manage to steal half a wheel of bree cheese and a single screw, one of the ones holding the vacuum charger to the wall.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: EbilPhish]
    #26564568 - 03/29/20 06:05 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Well I ordered ring outside camera

I waited for it to go down in price and I found a electrician who's willing to install it at reasonable price!

I will keep u updated :awesome:

No more chavs and hooligans sneaking around ! :crankey:


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy] * 1
    #26564583 - 03/29/20 06:31 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Just strip an extension cord. Carefully route with duct tape,cover 2 spots with electrical tape. Leave leads exposed for the grabbing of the door knob. Leave a light plugged to same outlet, leave on. When light goes out go outside with bat.kneecap a mutherfucker for the bobbys.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: MycoBrainz]
    #26564699 - 03/29/20 07:49 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

What usually happens when you leave your door open:




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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: MycoBrainz]
    #26564995 - 03/29/20 10:32 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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MycoBrainz said:
Just strip an extension cord. Carefully route with duct tape,cover 2 spots with electrical tape. Leave leads exposed for the grabbing of the door knob. Leave a light plugged to same outlet, leave on. When light goes out go outside with bat.kneecap a mutherfucker for the bobbys.



That's fucking dope. I still like the good ol shotgun tripwire trap :awehigh:


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26564998 - 03/29/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)



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