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Drug test anxiety. Going nuts
#26562132 - 03/27/20 08:58 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ive never had to do a urine test before!
Im just so worried about it. It was sprung on me and I was able to quit marijuana for about 36 hours before I had to pee in their cup. During that time I drank water, ate creatine monohydrate (creatine ethyl ester is better but I couldn't find any), and did a pack of Certo the night before and 3 packs, spaced 2 hours apart, the morning of the test. With gatorade.
It was supposed to be an 'express' test, but Im afraid they may have sent it off for more testing. The nurse commented on the yellowness (I took B complex vitamins) of the sample.
She dipped test strips in it in front of me, kind of mumbled 'its all good', but when I left, there were two vials of urine on her desk that weren't there before. Im afraid they are sending them to the lab or something. That is the common form urine goes to a lab test I guess. In two vials.
Lab tests are way harder to beat than the instant ones.
Would they tell me right there if they were going to do that?
Boy this is anxiety inducing. Ive read other people talk about how nervous this shit makes them. Now I know.
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What reason are you being tested for?
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Pre employment test
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Who is even hiring anybody right now? other than amazon and grocery stores
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Re: Drug test anxiety? Dont go nuts weve been there [Re: AllanaKarbnoski]
#26562228 - 03/27/20 10:20 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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if they sent samples to the lab they will likely test positive. your best bet is to be honest with your prospective employer (if you really want the job) and maybe theyll give you a second chance.
ive failed way more employmwnt related drug tests for thc than ive passed. never been fired.
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Re: Drug test anxiety? Dont go nuts weve been there [Re: MadMuncher]
#26562322 - 03/27/20 11:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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You probably failed id look for another job but alot of places dont care if you smoke weed anymore unless its a highly sensitive job or whoever is highering you is a dick.
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Re: Drug test anxiety? Dont go nuts weve been there [Re: Psyche delics] 1
#26562374 - 03/28/20 12:59 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Those faint lines are open to interperatation.
Lab tests aren't 100% either unless blood is drawn.
Ever heard of a false positive.
Take bulk milk thistle right now and demand a re test.
DEMAND IT
If you fail again then no loss.
Also "highering you" nice pun.
Good luck OP!
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Unfortunately, I think you should start looking for another job.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Brian Jones] 2
#26562451 - 03/28/20 02:53 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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move to a legal weed state, or become an entrepreneur. Life is too short to give up and fall into the workforce. Start your own business. Create an app, start a band, be a professional something, be a streamer, start a video series giving lessons on something, find a niche market make some products cheap and sell em
Fuck getting up and going to some bullshit job with some bullshit boss wearin some bullshit clothes and some retarded fuckin coworkers! You can do anything! Picture you and your wife/husband on a beach right now..for months at a time. You can start your dream anytime you want don’t let it escape you
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin] 1
#26562455 - 03/28/20 02:55 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: move to a legal weed state, or become an entrepreneur. Life is too short to give up and fall into the workforce. Start your own business. Create an app, start a band, be a professional something, be a streamer, start a video series giving lessons on something, find a niche market make some products cheap and sell em
Fuck getting up and going to some bullshit job with some bullshit boss wearin some bullshit clothes and some retarded fuckin coworkers! You can do anything! Picture you and you’re wife/husband on a beach right now..for months at a time. You can start your dream anytime you want don’t let it escape you
THIS. I am staring this very process as we speak.
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What are you up to?
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562482 - 03/28/20 03:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ive decided to stick with my original plan. Got a little off track but I have searched myself and I'm going to follow my heart. I'm going to leave everything behind here, marry the girl I love, move to her country as soon as this travel ban is lifted, sell everything I cant take with me(my cars etc), then finally live my life without any obstacles.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562487 - 03/28/20 03:32 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: move to a legal weed state, or become an entrepreneur. Life is too short to give up and fall into the workforce. Start your own business. Create an app, start a band, be a professional something, be a streamer, start a video series giving lessons on something, find a niche market make some products cheap and sell em
Fuck getting up and going to some bullshit job with some bullshit boss wearin some bullshit clothes and some retarded fuckin coworkers! You can do anything! Picture you and your wife/husband on a beach right now..for months at a time. You can start your dream anytime you want don’t let it escape you
A legal weed state has nothing to do with it. Illinois started legal weed this year. Chicago is the transportation hub of the country, all the highways and all the railroads. So we have office jobs, trucking jobs and warehouse jobs. You will get fired from all of them if you fail a drug test.
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YES!!! Believe it or not this is pretty much exactly what I was gonna tell you to do in your ‘I feel weird’ post. Fuck yeah dude
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562491 - 03/28/20 03:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thanks man. My life has been nothing but a series of unfortunate events. So I'm either going to get to my happiness or I will die trying. I'm not going to settle for anything in between.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562492 - 03/28/20 03:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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If they just legalized it then it might take a while for companies to give in. Any job that has federal funding will always be a no but here in WA you can smoke with a lot of jobs
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562497 - 03/28/20 03:41 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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A sure fire way is to get piss from someone you know is clean, put it in spill proof container, strap to inside of thigh for a few hours before test so it gets to body temp, then use said piss for test
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Yeah I used to keep a visine bottle with clean piss taped to my dick every day when I was like 18 lol never thought of how bad the bulge was tho
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562503 - 03/28/20 03:49 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: Yeah my dick every day when I was like 19 lol never thought of how bad the bulge was tho
pics or it didnt happen
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Why would you use your own urine ? That's noob shit. Unless it's for court or something and they watch you I would just use someone else's that's clean. If you where a heavy smoker or even just smoking a joint a week you probably failed your test. Weed stays in your system up to a month if your a heavy smoker.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Ovoidhunter]
#26562523 - 03/28/20 04:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Weed and drug tests jobs don't go hand in hand, I have one of those. Just stick with psychedelics.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562740 - 03/28/20 09:02 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: move to a legal weed state, or become an entrepreneur. Life is too short to give up and fall into the workforce. Start your own business. Create an app, start a band, be a professional something, be a streamer, start a video series giving lessons on something, find a niche market make some products cheap and sell em
Fuck getting up and going to some bullshit job with some bullshit boss wearin some bullshit clothes and some retarded fuckin coworkers! You can do anything! Picture you and your wife/husband on a beach right now..for months at a time. You can start your dream anytime you want don’t let it escape you
I think this is great for young people who don't have any kids. It's the best advice parents can give to them. Assuming op is young, he should follow this advice.
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spirit_shadow said: Ive decided to stick with my original plan. Got a little off track but I have searched myself and I'm going to follow my heart. I'm going to leave everything behind here, marry the girl I love, move to her country as soon as this travel ban is lifted, sell everything I cant take with me(my cars etc), then finally live my life without any obstacles.
Does not exist. There will always be obstacles, there will always be problems, if they don't follow you, then new ones will arise over time - such is life. Not saying don't do your plan, that sounds great. But this mindset is one I've harbored in the past, and it's..detrimental, to say the least.
And bummer op. It will probably test positive, unfortunately. I've failed pre-employment tests for THC and have been invited to re-apply after a little time. Your best bet, as shitty as it sounds, it just to give it up for a bit or find employers who either don't pee test, or who don't pee test for THC - they're out there, even in illegal/only medical states.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: pirate-blues]
#26563053 - 03/28/20 12:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Obstacles are subjective. I have faced my biggest fear in life. I'm not saying there won't be minor shit in my way from time to time. But once I get to where I want to be any new obstacle will be negligible.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26563252 - 03/28/20 01:34 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: If they just legalized it then it might take a while for companies to give in. Any job that has federal funding will always be a no but here in WA you can smoke with a lot of jobs
You're probably right. Amazon is saying the reason they still drug test for weed is the federal law.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Brian Jones]
#26563393 - 03/28/20 02:39 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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A lot of high paying jobs where people's safety is concerned will still want you 100% drug free no matter where you are.
I'm not even allowed to take prescriptions that might effect my judgement. If I don't report myself and get time off if I'm taking a prescribed opiate or benzo I could be fired on the spot, and I get randomly tested regularly. That's fair enough though I think. People's lives are on the line.
These jobs where they are just purity testing for misguided moral reasons are bullshit though. Fuck that. There's gotta be better things to do with life.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Brian Jones]
#26563400 - 03/28/20 02:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: If they just legalized it then it might take a while for companies to give in. Any job that has federal funding will always be a no but here in WA you can smoke with a lot of jobs
You're probably right. Amazon is saying the reason they still drug test for weed is the federal law.
pretty sure its because they have to comply with OSHA which is federally regulated. at least i think thats the main reason, and what i have always heard.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: MadMuncher]
#26563412 - 03/28/20 02:51 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Brian Jones said:
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Led Zeppelin said: If they just legalized it then it might take a while for companies to give in. Any job that has federal funding will always be a no but here in WA you can smoke with a lot of jobs
You're probably right. Amazon is saying the reason they still drug test for weed is the federal law.
pretty sure its because they have to comply with OSHA which is federally regulated. at least i think thats the main reason, and what i have always heard.
It's also partially an insurance thing.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: pirate-blues]
#26563892 - 03/28/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's also that sweet tax deal that Amazon has with the government. They go out of their way to play nice. For instance, they sell hemp oil products but no completely legal CBD products because some contain trace amounts of THC.
It is good to know that no one has ever failed a drug test taking recommended doses of CBD. It's still an open question whether they are effective against any ailments.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Brian Jones]
#26568030 - 03/30/20 07:43 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thats weird. Ive had a TON of jobs and drug tests and never do they bother sending urine to the lab.
When urine is sent to a lab, it is almost always sent in a sterile speciman cup and not a vial. Maybe what you saw was not urine.
FYI, dollar tree has a THC urine test. Same sensitivity as your standard employer drug test. And a faint line is still considered a line.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: LikeMyc]
#26568036 - 03/30/20 07:46 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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FYI, dollar tree has a THC urine test. Same sensitivity as your standard employer drug test.
no way..
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: MadMuncher]
#26568042 - 03/30/20 07:49 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ive used them and saw them the other day. $1. Sensitivity 50ng. I used to drug test people and the kits we ordered were the same sensitivity except the tests were like $20 each for the panel.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: LikeMyc]
#26568123 - 03/30/20 08:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mine have always been sent to a lab, and usually put in different containers like he describes.
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Most reputable drug testing labs will have you pee in a cup after washing you hands, and not allow you flush toilet. The cup has a thermometer on in to ensure pee is in proper body temp range. The will then split the sample into 2 smaller containers, one for a typical dip stick test. The other is for if test comes back positive, to send out for LC/MS analysis to confirm presumptive positive, of to deny false positive.
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#26568156 - 03/30/20 09:16 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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So did you get the job OP?
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Northerner]
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