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AllanaKarbnoski
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Drug test anxiety. Going nuts
#26562132 - 03/27/20 08:58 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ive never had to do a urine test before!
Im just so worried about it. It was sprung on me and I was able to quit marijuana for about 36 hours before I had to pee in their cup. During that time I drank water, ate creatine monohydrate (creatine ethyl ester is better but I couldn't find any), and did a pack of Certo the night before and 3 packs, spaced 2 hours apart, the morning of the test. With gatorade.
It was supposed to be an 'express' test, but Im afraid they may have sent it off for more testing. The nurse commented on the yellowness (I took B complex vitamins) of the sample.
She dipped test strips in it in front of me, kind of mumbled 'its all good', but when I left, there were two vials of urine on her desk that weren't there before. Im afraid they are sending them to the lab or something. That is the common form urine goes to a lab test I guess. In two vials.
Lab tests are way harder to beat than the instant ones.
Would they tell me right there if they were going to do that?
Boy this is anxiety inducing. Ive read other people talk about how nervous this shit makes them. Now I know.
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What reason are you being tested for?
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AllanaKarbnoski
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Pre employment test
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Who is even hiring anybody right now? other than amazon and grocery stores
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Re: Drug test anxiety? Dont go nuts weve been there [Re: AllanaKarbnoski]
#26562228 - 03/27/20 10:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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if they sent samples to the lab they will likely test positive. your best bet is to be honest with your prospective employer (if you really want the job) and maybe theyll give you a second chance.
ive failed way more employmwnt related drug tests for thc than ive passed. never been fired.
Edited by MadMuncher (03/27/20 10:21 PM)
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Re: Drug test anxiety? Dont go nuts weve been there [Re: MadMuncher]
#26562322 - 03/27/20 11:55 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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You probably failed id look for another job but alot of places dont care if you smoke weed anymore unless its a highly sensitive job or whoever is highering you is a dick.
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Re: Drug test anxiety? Dont go nuts weve been there [Re: Psyche delics] 1
#26562374 - 03/28/20 12:59 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Those faint lines are open to interperatation.
Lab tests aren't 100% either unless blood is drawn.
Ever heard of a false positive.
Take bulk milk thistle right now and demand a re test.
DEMAND IT
If you fail again then no loss.
Also "highering you" nice pun.
Good luck OP!
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Unfortunately, I think you should start looking for another job.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Brian Jones] 2
#26562451 - 03/28/20 02:53 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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move to a legal weed state, or become an entrepreneur. Life is too short to give up and fall into the workforce. Start your own business. Create an app, start a band, be a professional something, be a streamer, start a video series giving lessons on something, find a niche market make some products cheap and sell em
Fuck getting up and going to some bullshit job with some bullshit boss wearin some bullshit clothes and some retarded fuckin coworkers! You can do anything! Picture you and your wife/husband on a beach right now..for months at a time. You can start your dream anytime you want don’t let it escape you
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin] 1
#26562455 - 03/28/20 02:55 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: move to a legal weed state, or become an entrepreneur. Life is too short to give up and fall into the workforce. Start your own business. Create an app, start a band, be a professional something, be a streamer, start a video series giving lessons on something, find a niche market make some products cheap and sell em
Fuck getting up and going to some bullshit job with some bullshit boss wearin some bullshit clothes and some retarded fuckin coworkers! You can do anything! Picture you and you’re wife/husband on a beach right now..for months at a time. You can start your dream anytime you want don’t let it escape you
THIS. I am staring this very process as we speak.
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What are you up to?
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562482 - 03/28/20 03:27 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ive decided to stick with my original plan. Got a little off track but I have searched myself and I'm going to follow my heart. I'm going to leave everything behind here, marry the girl I love, move to her country as soon as this travel ban is lifted, sell everything I cant take with me(my cars etc), then finally live my life without any obstacles.
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Edited by spirit_shadow (03/28/20 03:28 AM)
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562487 - 03/28/20 03:32 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Led Zeppelin said: move to a legal weed state, or become an entrepreneur. Life is too short to give up and fall into the workforce. Start your own business. Create an app, start a band, be a professional something, be a streamer, start a video series giving lessons on something, find a niche market make some products cheap and sell em
Fuck getting up and going to some bullshit job with some bullshit boss wearin some bullshit clothes and some retarded fuckin coworkers! You can do anything! Picture you and your wife/husband on a beach right now..for months at a time. You can start your dream anytime you want don’t let it escape you
A legal weed state has nothing to do with it. Illinois started legal weed this year. Chicago is the transportation hub of the country, all the highways and all the railroads. So we have office jobs, trucking jobs and warehouse jobs. You will get fired from all of them if you fail a drug test.
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YES!!! Believe it or not this is pretty much exactly what I was gonna tell you to do in your ‘I feel weird’ post. Fuck yeah dude
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562491 - 03/28/20 03:38 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thanks man. My life has been nothing but a series of unfortunate events. So I'm either going to get to my happiness or I will die trying. I'm not going to settle for anything in between.
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562492 - 03/28/20 03:38 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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If they just legalized it then it might take a while for companies to give in. Any job that has federal funding will always be a no but here in WA you can smoke with a lot of jobs
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562497 - 03/28/20 03:41 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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A sure fire way is to get piss from someone you know is clean, put it in spill proof container, strap to inside of thigh for a few hours before test so it gets to body temp, then use said piss for test
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Yeah I used to keep a visine bottle with clean piss taped to my dick every day when I was like 18 lol never thought of how bad the bulge was tho
Edited by Led Zeppelin (03/28/20 03:49 AM)
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Re: Drug test anxiety. Going nuts [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26562503 - 03/28/20 03:49 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: Yeah my dick every day when I was like 19 lol never thought of how bad the bulge was tho
pics or it didnt happen
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