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D3_Myc
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Registered: 05/06/18
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If you’re doing it right you should be able to feel it working even before it starts getting squishy. Her laying on her back,Two fingers, whole hand straight up and down motion hitting the pelvic ceiling. You will begin to feel what feels like a knot swelling and the texture change just before she starts gushing, contraction should be forceful enough to almost push your hand out. I always put a towel or two down.
My ex wife had such good kegels that she would damn near break a finger. Also pushed both the kids out in less than 3 pushes.. one the few things I miss about her. The killer orgasms
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sideroxylon
paññā



Registered: 01/01/20
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Anonymous #1 said: You registered 8 days ago. Already have a sig. legit. Welcome.
I am glad you noticed. Please, now, point to where the throne is.
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CosmicGiggle
Aspiring


Registered: 11/19/19
Posts: 265
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Anonymous #2 said: You're Bert Kreischer?
Bert totally has an account here
Brent Chrystler? The fattest comic in the world?
Certainly not the fattest
Burnt Crystals is definitely the fattest, most racist comic that's ever lived. Case fucking closed.
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WhoRunsWhere
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Registered: 09/23/19
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Jokeshopbeard said: Not all girls can squirt.
Disagree.
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WhoRunsWhere
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Registered: 09/23/19
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Anonymous #1 said: Ok. So. Im with this chick and we have been having great sex for a while now but last night somehow squirting came up and i told her i wish i could make her squirt, ive had no problem making many of the girls ive been with squirt but i feel like im not making her completely satisfied because i cant do this for her. Anyways she told me to look stuff up about how to do it on the internet. And so i did and i was trying it last night...nothing i hadnt already been doing honestly, only thing that was different this time was she let me stay down there longer with my fingers and my mouth
Seems like she wants to be able to do this too, idk what im doing wrong, she said her vagina is broken after we were done last night feeling bad that she couldnt squirt. Im certain she had a few orgasms so its not that shes not getting off. Maybe she really cant squirt? Maybe shes just not capable.
Im hoping you guys can help me out. We are gonna be going on a trip soon and having a few nights to try again and i need some tips/pointers. Could it be that she needs more foreplay?
Im all ears. Dont know what else to try anymore. With other girls its always been as simple as having patience and fingering while licking/sucking clit...and it just pours right out.
Help me.
A little late, but fuck it, in case anyone else is reading -
When you're going down on her, use two fingers to "pull" her into your mouth. Take your hygiene seriously and file your nails. Be cognizant of your knuckles on the bottom of the vag (I'm not well versed in the anatomy - the vulva? whatever the opening is) as your knuckles can potentially be painful as shit.
If your face isn't covered in your own saliva, you're not trying hard enough. Be soft with your mouth, but deliberate with your tongue. Different girls are sensitive / not sensitive to different pressures. Ask your partner. While your mouth is doing one thing, you're essentially trying to Spiderman her with your fingers, but only after an extensive warm up. Hang out down there for a bit while varying tempo and pressure and all that.
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faerie



Registered: 01/07/20
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I believe every girl can squirt, there's a trick where you wiggle your fingers inside her, works for me every time (on other girls & on myself). But she's gotta be really turned on. She won't be able to if she doesn't masturbate either, because she won't know how to experience pleasure fully. I'm sure there's how-to's somewhere on the internet for that trick I'm talking about.
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Babylon
Shaman


Registered: 05/15/11
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Re: She wont squirt! [Re: faerie]
#26510242 - 02/29/20 07:08 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's not about can, all girls CAN squirt, but not all girls do. If a woman trains herself to squirt she's basically peeing on you and she isn't necessarially orgasming. All women are different, some squirt when they come really hard, some don't. Love and appreciate your GF for who she is.
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faerie



Registered: 01/07/20
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Re: She wont squirt! [Re: Babylon]
#26510262 - 02/29/20 07:16 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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SQUIRTING IS NOT PEE.
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Babylon
Shaman


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Re: She wont squirt! [Re: faerie]
#26510340 - 02/29/20 08:06 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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faerie said: SQUIRTING IS NOT PEE.
Depends on who is doing the squirting. I have had a few friends who taught themselves to squirt, and it was pee.
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faerie



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Re: She wont squirt! [Re: Babylon]
#26510352 - 02/29/20 08:17 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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They didn't actually teach themselves to squirt then, they just think they did. You can definitely accidentally pee trying to squirt, but yeah, not the same thing.
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1uptoadstool
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Registered: 09/01/19
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Re: She wont squirt! [Re: faerie]
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i have a video of me fucking my ex with a dildo trying to make her squirt and she gushed radio-active looking neon piss because of the vitamins she was taking. its not a very sexy video lol
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ohfunkya
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Registered: 01/20/19
Posts: 72
Loc: Canada
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Not even an extremely high % of women can squirt to begin with, you must have had the luck of the draw if youve been able to make all of them squirt upto this point
getting pee'd on seems to lose the novelty after the first few times anyways hahaah
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Re: She wont squirt! [Re: ohfunkya]
#26555725 - 03/24/20 07:07 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I recently accidentally saw a porno where the woman squirted. I watch quite a bit of pornos and it was the only one I had seen in a long time where the woman squirted.
It seems to be a pretty rare trait.
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Pupenhause
Toughguy


Registered: 09/09/04
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Idk...what I can tell you is that my wife has never squirted until one night after the strip club. About 2 minutes into eating her out she squirted in my mouth. I thought it was fuckin awesome. Hasn’t happened since. My guess is since she likes seeing naked chicks dance, she was all hit and bothered. I haven’t been able to make it happen again. After this coronavirus is over we are gonna go back to the strip club and try again.
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