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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: 1234go]
    #26551515 - 03/22/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe she was dreaming she was an old truck with a lot of miles on her


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Asante]
    #26551739 - 03/22/20 08:29 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Maybe she was an apple in a fruit stall and all the other apples were blushing in the sun while with her, a blemish was in the front, and all the apples get picked so she's like "roll me over motherfucker!" to the grocer.




LOL.


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Supernova] * 1
    #26551964 - 03/22/20 10:15 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe she was dreaming she was a hot dog that was being cooked too long on one side so she was yelling at the griller to "roll me over motherfucker!"


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Asante]
    #26551977 - 03/22/20 10:19 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Asante said:
(sleep sex is sex without consent, so rape, even with your girl or wife)




Is it still rape if the person went to sleep with the sole purpose of you to then fuck them awake?

What if they asked you to do so? Or does consent only count if its given the immediate moment before?


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: TNK]
    #26551989 - 03/22/20 10:23 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Sleep sex? Sounds boring as hell. If sleep is the cousin of death.....then you all some necros lol


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26552005 - 03/22/20 10:29 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Narcosexual.


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: TNK]
    #26552078 - 03/22/20 11:19 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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TNK said:
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Asante said:
(sleep sex is sex without consent, so rape, even with your girl or wife)




Is it still rape if the person went to sleep with the sole purpose of you to then fuck them awake?

What if they asked you to do so? Or does consent only count if its given the immediate moment before?



I think they still technically are considered unable to consent at the time. But if the person who was sleeping feels that everything was as agreed, probably there is no reason for the law to become involved.


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: psi]
    #26552211 - 03/23/20 01:35 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

No one wants to take them down, but if they are dangerous he would lay his shovel down to Wu



It's a moment that granddaughters remember,.

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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26552228 - 03/23/20 02:07 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Or maybe she was dreaming that she was with a herd of whales when a freak storm caused her to wash ashore so she is yelling to the people on the beach to roll me over motherfucker..... but alas, she is a whale and whales dont talk so it just came out in this reality.




OMFG. Idk what's funnier, the joke or the fact that you called his wife a whale. :laugh2:




I DON"T SPEAK OF RIDDLES


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Fiery]
    #26552595 - 03/23/20 08:07 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

So to be safe, have your wife sign for consent before you fuck her. ? This is ridiculous. It isnt easy proving verbal consent.
"Roll me over, mother fucker"... so I can sign the consent form.


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26552657 - 03/23/20 08:55 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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So to be safe, have your wife sign for consent before you fuck her. ? This is ridiculous. It isnt easy proving verbal consent.




Typically, when your partner really did consent, there is no need to prove it to anyone.


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: psi]
    #26552775 - 03/23/20 10:17 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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So to be safe, have your wife sign for consent before you fuck her. ? This is ridiculous. It isnt easy proving verbal consent.




Typically, when your partner really did consent, there is no need to prove it to anyone.




:jonespalm:

Gosh you are so smart Captain. Paperwork is never necessary until you actually need it.

A woman scorned can say she didn't consent. So the fact of weather she did or didn't does not matter and hell to pay lies on the jury... guess what the usual outcome is?
Everyone believes the "victim" and man goes to jail.
But I guess that situation is not typical. So your statement is obvious, Captain.


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26552805 - 03/23/20 10:35 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

If all that is a major concern then there's always not having sex, that should be pretty safe. Or perhaps trying to be a good enough judge of character that you don't get sideswiped by these devious women out to get you with false allegations.


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: psi]
    #26552822 - 03/23/20 10:42 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

What kind of a Captain are you, Mr. Obvious? Is it a pirate galleon scavenging the west indies for treasure? A crab boat on the Bering Sea? A restaurant selling fish n' chips? I just have so many questions


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26552826 - 03/23/20 10:44 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I am de captain now :pirate:


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26552848 - 03/23/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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What kind of a Captain are you, Mr. Obvious? Is it a pirate galleon scavenging the west indies for treasure? A crab boat on the Bering Sea? A restaurant selling fish n' chips? I just have so many questions





Wish I had a boat but no such luck.


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Supernova]
    #26553155 - 03/23/20 01:45 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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SO, my wife talks in her sleep a lot. She’s currently doing it, and she said “Roll me over, mother fucker.” I’m not sure what to even think about that. I’m considering ripping her panties off and fucking the hell out of her. Thoughts?




Its funny that male thoughts are very different from our counterparts, ive been shouting "FUCK" in my sleep lately, having this wonderful dream while swimming in a pile of breast, after abstaining for quite sometime, only to be woke-up in shock!! by a strong slap on ma face. Apperently she thought I was having a nightmare. :lol:


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: pacmanbreed]
    #26553256 - 03/23/20 02:51 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)



...Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning 'til I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Running free with the buffalo
Here I go...


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26553395 - 03/23/20 04:05 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

What everyone is missing is that consent can be given mentally. But it's when you cross the physical barrier that that person needs to be sober and aware of the choice,.

UNLESS consent was given prior to have sex with said partner even while they were intoxicated/asleep.

And also it's a trust issue.

But like I was saying, lots of people have mental sex and give consent to crazy things that you would not imagine possible. But everyone knows that fantasy and consent reality are not the same.





Sex is ultimately spiritual, so get consent first! ALWAYS!:heart:


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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26553409 - 03/23/20 04:14 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

CAPTAIN!!  Turn around and take me home...



Somebody put this song to parts of the movie The Lighthouse..seems a pretty good match

BTW, if you think you can let your wife wake up to you having sex with her, it's probably ok.  Worse case scenario, she tells you to stop...seriously, who the fuck thinks she might file rape charges?!


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