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“Roll me over, mother fucker!” 1
#26550346 - 03/22/20 07:38 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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SO, my wife talks in her sleep a lot. She’s currently doing it, and she said “Roll me over, mother fucker.” I’m not sure what to even think about that. I’m considering ripping her panties off and fucking the hell out of her. Thoughts?
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Supernova]
#26550396 - 03/22/20 08:15 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Gently rip her panties off and then fuck her
That is all
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Supernova] 2
#26550453 - 03/22/20 08:47 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dunno, maybe wait until she is awake? It would be one thing if she had said ahead of time that this was ok. But even then it probably would not count legally as consenting at the time.
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: psi] 2
#26550497 - 03/22/20 09:04 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think it depends on your relationship I guess. I'm confident my wife would not be mad if she woke up and I was inside her
Guarantee a little reach down would confirm a very slippery lady 
There have been a few times she's full on orgasmed in her sleep. I appreciate it
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Yeah if you have a prior understanding about it then no problem.
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: psi] 1
#26550522 - 03/22/20 09:16 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe she is dreaming of being a racecar driver that flipped over and she is so determined to win the race that she told the people that came to help "roll me over, mother fucker."
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Asante] 1
#26550736 - 03/22/20 11:08 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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She could be dreaming that shes an elderly lady in a hospice, laying for hours on one side, unable to move, so she growls "roll me over, motherfucker" to the nurse and wakes up to getting fucked by a boyfriend in heat.
(sleep sex is sex without consent, so rape, even with your girl or wife)
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Asante]
#26550744 - 03/22/20 11:12 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe she was having a dream that she was an elderly lady who put on VR to be a nascar driver who flipped and still wants to win the race
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Maybe she was an apple in a fruit stall and all the other apples were blushing in the sun while with her, a blemish was in the front, and all the apples get picked so she's like "roll me over motherfucker!" to the grocer.
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Asante]
#26550755 - 03/22/20 11:16 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Maybe she was an apple in a fruit stall and all the other apples were blushing in the sun while with her, a blemish was in the front, and all the apples get picked so she's like "turn me over motherfucker!" to the grocer.
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: LikeMyc]
#26550764 - 03/22/20 11:20 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Or maybe she was dreaming that she was with a herd of whales when a freak storm caused her to wash ashore so she is yelling to the people on the beach to roll me over motherfucker..... but alas, she is a whale and whales dont talk so it just came out in this reality.
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Maybe she was dreaming she was a ball at the special olympics, and this developmentally challenged young man looming over her, admiring her from up close. and the game had already begun so she was like "roll me over, motherfucker!"
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Asante]
#26550780 - 03/22/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hahahha
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: Or maybe she was dreaming that she was with a herd of whales when a freak storm caused her to wash ashore so she is yelling to the people on the beach to roll me over motherfucker..... but alas, she is a whale and whales dont talk so it just came out in this reality.
OMFG. Idk what's funnier, the joke or the fact that you called his wife a whale.
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Asante]
#26550790 - 03/22/20 11:28 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe she was dreaming she was doggo and really wanted treats because she'd been a good girl
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: LikeMyc]
#26550793 - 03/22/20 11:29 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Omg, in context. Not in this reality lol
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#26550807 - 03/22/20 11:33 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe she dreamed she was a snobbish toilet roll with a very exacting desire on how to be placed in the holder, who got placed with the paper rolling underneath so she's like "Roll me OVER motherfucker!"
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Asante] 1
#26550935 - 03/22/20 01:03 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe she’s on fire, or a turtle on its shell
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Re: “Roll me over, mother fucker!” [Re: Supernova]
#26551069 - 03/22/20 02:13 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Roll her over.
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