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I am gonna lose my fucking mind
    #26548225 - 03/21/20 07:04 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Right before all this COVID shit started getting serious stateside, my girlfriend's aunt and grandma flew down from New York to visit her.

They've been advised not to go back to New York until May.

My girlfriend has, as of last night, decided to totally quarantine herself, because she says she couldn't live with herself if she "killed" her 94 year old grandmother.


I get it

but I am gonna lose my fucking mind not seeing her for god knows how long. No cuddling, no sex. I guess men have been going away to war for millenia and have to leave all that behind but fuck all that


:sad:


Edited by morrowasted (03/21/20 07:04 AM)


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted]
    #26548233 - 03/21/20 07:12 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

That sucks, man.  But there is always pornhub.



Stay strong.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #26548237 - 03/21/20 07:14 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I've always been amazed how brief interruptions in cuddle & sex services has led people to hoard trunks full of toilet paper.  :icecreamsadness:

I think you're gonna make it Morrowasted, saying this empathically as a friend.

There's a war on, Morrowasted, and these are the sacrifices we make.

People are getting cabin fever too.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Asclepius] * 1
    #26548241 - 03/21/20 07:17 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Asclepius said:
That sucks, man.  But there is always pornhub.



Stay strong.





Maybe he can get a fleshlight to tide him over.


This is about being deprived of Love, Asclepius. I'm pretty sure he'd rather clothes-on cuddle with her than have a pornhub blowout.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Asante] * 4
    #26548243 - 03/21/20 07:20 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

Asclepius said:
That sucks, man.  But there is always pornhub.



Stay strong.





Maybe he can get a fleshlight to tide him over.


This is about being deprived of Love, Asclepius. I'm pretty sure he'd rather clothes-on cuddle with her than have a pornhub blowout.



seriously, fuck porn. i want my woman


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted] * 7
    #26548246 - 03/21/20 07:22 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Grandma probably wants to cuddle.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26548253 - 03/21/20 07:28 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

There's a solution for the cuddling problem, too.




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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Asclepius]
    #26548254 - 03/21/20 07:29 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

meanwhile my nearly 14 year old labrador is about to keel over at any moment :sad:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted] * 5
    #26548256 - 03/21/20 07:30 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me about 2 weeks before corona hit. Could be worse my guy


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26548262 - 03/21/20 07:35 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me about 2 weeks before corona hit. Could be worse my guy



:hug:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted]
    #26548264 - 03/21/20 07:37 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Kidding aside, you are going to have a greater appreciation for the time spent with your girlfriend when this blows over.  You'll get through this, dude.  And sorry to hear about your dog.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #26548279 - 03/21/20 07:46 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

The only sure way your girlfriend can keep her grandmother safe is to not see her grandmother. Staying off of your meat stick will have no effect on her grandmothers health. Fact. 


Am I missing something ?


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: FrancoAmerican]
    #26548289 - 03/21/20 07:54 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

The other man.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26548320 - 03/21/20 08:13 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

:obamafrown:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: psi]
    #26548322 - 03/21/20 08:15 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I could hardly breathe with that elephant in the room, Im sorry


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: FrancoAmerican]
    #26548687 - 03/21/20 11:15 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

FrancoAmerican said:
The only sure way your girlfriend can keep her grandmother safe is to not see her grandmother. Staying off of your meat stick will have no effect on her grandmothers health. Fact. 


Am I missing something ?



my thoughts exactly lol


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted]
    #26548720 - 03/21/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Its rough times for everybody around this parts. Very rough :nonono:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 4
    #26548751 - 03/21/20 11:45 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

2020! woo..

:tryingnottodie:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: deff]
    #26548756 - 03/21/20 11:46 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

2020 is going rough! Very Rough right now!

:nonono:

But it could be all part of the plan, like the story of the Phoenix, rising up from the ashes.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26548763 - 03/21/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

yes for sure, there can always be hidden positives to things :smile:


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