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I am gonna lose my fucking mind
    #26548225 - 03/21/20 07:04 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Right before all this COVID shit started getting serious stateside, my girlfriend's aunt and grandma flew down from New York to visit her.

They've been advised not to go back to New York until May.

My girlfriend has, as of last night, decided to totally quarantine herself, because she says she couldn't live with herself if she "killed" her 94 year old grandmother.


I get it

but I am gonna lose my fucking mind not seeing her for god knows how long. No cuddling, no sex. I guess men have been going away to war for millenia and have to leave all that behind but fuck all that


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted]
    #26548233 - 03/21/20 07:12 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

That sucks, man.  But there is always pornhub.



Stay strong.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #26548237 - 03/21/20 07:14 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I've always been amazed how brief interruptions in cuddle & sex services has led people to hoard trunks full of toilet paper.  :icecreamsadness:

I think you're gonna make it Morrowasted, saying this empathically as a friend.

There's a war on, Morrowasted, and these are the sacrifices we make.

People are getting cabin fever too.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Asclepius] * 1
    #26548241 - 03/21/20 07:17 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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That sucks, man.  But there is always pornhub.



Stay strong.





Maybe he can get a fleshlight to tide him over.


This is about being deprived of Love, Asclepius. I'm pretty sure he'd rather clothes-on cuddle with her than have a pornhub blowout.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Asante] * 4
    #26548243 - 03/21/20 07:20 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Asclepius said:
That sucks, man.  But there is always pornhub.



Stay strong.





Maybe he can get a fleshlight to tide him over.


This is about being deprived of Love, Asclepius. I'm pretty sure he'd rather clothes-on cuddle with her than have a pornhub blowout.



seriously, fuck porn. i want my woman


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted] * 7
    #26548246 - 03/21/20 07:22 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Grandma probably wants to cuddle.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26548253 - 03/21/20 07:28 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

There's a solution for the cuddling problem, too.




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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Asclepius]
    #26548254 - 03/21/20 07:29 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

meanwhile my nearly 14 year old labrador is about to keel over at any moment :sad:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted] * 5
    #26548256 - 03/21/20 07:30 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me about 2 weeks before corona hit. Could be worse my guy


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26548262 - 03/21/20 07:35 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me about 2 weeks before corona hit. Could be worse my guy



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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted]
    #26548264 - 03/21/20 07:37 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Kidding aside, you are going to have a greater appreciation for the time spent with your girlfriend when this blows over.  You'll get through this, dude.  And sorry to hear about your dog.


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    #26548279 - 03/21/20 07:46 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

The only sure way your girlfriend can keep her grandmother safe is to not see her grandmother. Staying off of your meat stick will have no effect on her grandmothers health. Fact. 


Am I missing something ?


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: FrancoAmerican]
    #26548289 - 03/21/20 07:54 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

The other man.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26548320 - 03/21/20 08:13 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

:obamafrown:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: psi]
    #26548322 - 03/21/20 08:15 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I could hardly breathe with that elephant in the room, Im sorry


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: FrancoAmerican]
    #26548687 - 03/21/20 11:15 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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The only sure way your girlfriend can keep her grandmother safe is to not see her grandmother. Staying off of your meat stick will have no effect on her grandmothers health. Fact. 


Am I missing something ?



my thoughts exactly lol


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted]
    #26548720 - 03/21/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Its rough times for everybody around this parts. Very rough :nonono:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 4
    #26548751 - 03/21/20 11:45 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

2020! woo..

:tryingnottodie:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: deff]
    #26548756 - 03/21/20 11:46 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

2020 is going rough! Very Rough right now!

:nonono:

But it could be all part of the plan, like the story of the Phoenix, rising up from the ashes.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26548763 - 03/21/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

yes for sure, there can always be hidden positives to things :smile:


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: deff]
    #26548765 - 03/21/20 11:52 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Stupidest shit i've ever heard.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: deff] * 2
    #26548785 - 03/21/20 12:04 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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2020! woo..

:tryingnottodie:



I guess these are the end times we've been hearing so much about.
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    #26548790 - 03/21/20 12:11 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I just contacted the media to update them, it's not just about about the sick and dead and economic devastation, OP can't see his GF either.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: viraldrome]
    #26548814 - 03/21/20 12:23 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

:fuckthisshit:


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    #26548834 - 03/21/20 12:30 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Seriously though this whole situation is not cool. Morrow has been on the frontlines fighting it. The OP might sound whiny or whatever at first glance but this crazy situation affects us all different ways.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #26548964 - 03/21/20 01:44 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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meanwhile my nearly 14 year old labrador is about to keel over at any moment :sad:






There are vets out there that offer in home euthanasia.

https://www.lapoflove.com/Services/In-Home-Euthanasia



I've used one before, and it was an incredibly peaceful way to go compared to having to drag our poor old pup out to an unfamiliar and scary place to die.

Sorry you're in this situation. Hang in there dude.


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    #26548999 - 03/21/20 02:02 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Try only seeing your girl every 4 months or so and only a couple weeks each time.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: psi] * 1
    #26549136 - 03/21/20 03:28 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Seriously though this whole situation is not cool. Morrow has been on the frontlines fighting it. The OP might sound whiny or whatever at first glance but this crazy situation affects us all different ways.




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    #26549144 - 03/21/20 03:33 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

:jimmies:


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    #26549178 - 03/21/20 03:49 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Shit man, my girlfriend is likely gonna be on the front lines of this thing, she's a med student and the schools are being unreasonable, not letting them skip residencies and saying they'll veto them from any public and private hospital if they don't show. Along with that, the secretary of health meeting she was recently at said there are no supplies, no breathers. Mexico is gonna get gang raped by COVID-19. I'm scared for her.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: psi] * 1
    #26549263 - 03/21/20 04:41 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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psi said:
Seriously though this whole situation is not cool. Morrow has been on the frontlines fighting it. The OP might sound whiny or whatever at first glance but this crazy situation affects us all different ways.




Feel too for the shop staff working the tills all day long for minimum wage, potentially facing hundreds of customers a day shedding virus all over them.
Maybe the elitist cunts, with their 'bachelor's degrees' and shit, that belittle such workers as some kind of low life, will now show a little more respect and shut the fuck up... I won't hold my breath...



















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    #26549555 - 03/21/20 07:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Shit man, my girlfriend is likely gonna be on the front lines of this thing, she's a med student and the schools are being unreasonable, not letting them skip residencies and saying they'll veto them from any public and private hospital if they don't show. Along with that, the secretary of health meeting she was recently at said there are no supplies, no breathers. Mexico is gonna get gang raped by COVID-19. I'm scared for her.




That is what she signed up for. No surprise they are not giving her mercy because there is no mercy in that field. When shit hits the fan, they are needed.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: FrancoAmerican]
    #26549825 - 03/21/20 09:37 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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The only sure way your girlfriend can keep her grandmother safe is to not see her grandmother. Staying off of your meat stick will have no effect on her grandmothers health. Fact. 


Am I missing something ?



I mean if she doesn't go anywhere either it doesn't matter whether she sees her grandmother or not. And I guess she feels compelled to be there for her since she's stuck here in Houston. I understand it. But it sucks.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: LikeMyc] * 1
    #26549840 - 03/21/20 09:44 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

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Shit man, my girlfriend is likely gonna be on the front lines of this thing, she's a med student and the schools are being unreasonable, not letting them skip residencies and saying they'll veto them from any public and private hospital if they don't show. Along with that, the secretary of health meeting she was recently at said there are no supplies, no breathers. Mexico is gonna get gang raped by COVID-19. I'm scared for her.




That is what she signed up for. No surprise they are not giving her mercy because there is no mercy in that field. When shit hits the fan, they are needed.




it's total anarchy here right now. Nurses coming to work with bandanas on. the governor just said 4th semester nursing students are going to be allowed to start working without getting licensed.

I understand that medical practitioners "sign up" for the risk of contracting disease, but that doesn't mean the general public should treat them as disposable. Treating your healthcare workers as disposable is a decision the public will regret.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted]
    #26550060 - 03/22/20 01:15 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Welcome to the party, OP. My fiance's parent's are mid 70's. Same deal.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26550451 - 03/22/20 08:46 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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That is what she signed up for. No surprise they are not giving her mercy because there is no mercy in that field. When shit hits the fan, they are needed.



The problem is that they're med students, not doctors. I'd be all for it if she had the proper training and they were following proper procedures, but they're not and they don't. We're not even technically in phase 3 and the schools they're at are also not taking any responsibility, the hospitals aren't either since they're not technically employed there. They don't need to be there.

The problem is that this will likely make things worse, they're going on strike because of it.


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    #26550468 - 03/22/20 08:53 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

My wife was on her first of two placements for RPN (I think the equivalent in the US is LPN). They stopped the placements a week ago though. The place she was doing it now has its first confirmed case.


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: psi]
    #26550490 - 03/22/20 09:02 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

That sucks. I would think they'd fast track because they're going to need all the help they can get in a couple weeks. But idk anything about the process of becoming a nurse except that it's very difficult, and idk if it's even possible to 'fast track' it. I know Italy is doing that for a lot of people in med school simply because they have such a dire need for doctors right now.


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    #26550538 - 03/22/20 09:28 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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That sucks. I would think they'd fast track because they're going to need all the help they can get in a couple weeks. But idk anything about the process of becoming a nurse except that it's very difficult, and idk if it's even possible to 'fast track' it. I know Italy is doing that for a lot of people in med school simply because they have such a dire need for doctors right now.


the issue comes down to liability. Anyone working in a hospital has to be covered under some liability insurance. Nursing students are covered under the schools insurance. But the liability is way too high right now so schools are pulling out. States are going to let advanced students practice anyway and presumably cover them under state insurance somehow


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Re: I am gonna lose my fucking mind [Re: morrowasted]
    #26550566 - 03/22/20 09:41 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I see. Makes sense, I suppose. The stakes are so high in any medical field, let alone during a time like this.


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