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bw86
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: MilkTea]
#26545485 - 03/19/20 08:37 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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2 grand would go in the bank but i would feel like a baller and probably buy a few extra burgers and drinks for a couple of weeks.
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vandago



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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: bw86] 5
#26545671 - 03/19/20 11:13 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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animal supplies. Rent. A new fleshlight. Maybe even go all out and buy a lifelike sex doll and save me money on dating. $700 in silicon now is 1000s in applebees down the road.
Sad thing about a sex doll is she can't rub your back, or your feet for that matter. And do you name her? Like after someone? Weird to name her after someone. If you name her a name youve yet to encounter, what happens when you run into a broad with that name? AWKWARD!
Also, how you gonna clean your smoochie kins? Wont company wonder why you have a meat hook in your shower? Or do you just toss the bitch in the washing machine like some common whore? I guess you could stuff a tide pod in her ass and pussy and call it a day. Be pretty weird if the washing machine started doing that BAM BAM BAM thing it does sometimes. Would you accuse her of cheating at that point? Maybe go straight cuck and jerk off staring at the machine?
Do you introduce her to your parents? At that point youd surely have to name her, and definitely make sure you cleaned her wrll enough for a mexican dinner with mom. Hopefully she doesnt judge her and they become besties.
Would probably also buy some Nintendo Switch games.
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: vandago]
#26545673 - 03/19/20 11:16 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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You should put the doll in strange places around your home and make people think you killed someone
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vandago



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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26545693 - 03/19/20 11:54 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Youd almost have to have a body bag for it if you have pets. I dont even like a lot of human hair on vaginas and bootyholes, let alone cat and dog hair. Id probably go for a clear bar though, I dont wanna be cruel to her.
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ManianFH
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: vandago]
#26545797 - 03/20/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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some people really are going to need a payout like this. for sure there are jobs to be lost, if not already.
assuming i dont lose my job, this money goes into a roth IRA contribution for 2020, and maybe one for my wife too, since it will soon be a decent time to be buying into the market.
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: vandago]
#26545824 - 03/20/20 02:50 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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vandago said: animal supplies. Rent. A new fleshlight. Maybe even go all out and buy a lifelike sex doll and save me money on dating. $700 in silicon now is 1000s in applebees down the road.
Sad thing about a sex doll is she can't rub your back, or your feet for that matter. And do you name her? Like after someone? Weird to name her after someone. If you name her a name youve yet to encounter, what happens when you run into a broad with that name? AWKWARD!
Also, how you gonna clean your smoochie kins? Wont company wonder why you have a meat hook in your shower? Or do you just toss the bitch in the washing machine like some common whore? I guess you could stuff a tide pod in her ass and pussy and call it a day. Be pretty weird if the washing machine started doing that BAM BAM BAM thing it does sometimes. Would you accuse her of cheating at that point? Maybe go straight cuck and jerk off staring at the machine?
Do you introduce her to your parents? At that point youd surely have to name her, and definitely make sure you cleaned her wrll enough for a mexican dinner with mom. Hopefully she doesnt judge her and they become besties.
Would probably also buy some Nintendo Switch games.
I would opt for a cat name, like mittens or boots or something
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: viraldrome]
#26545845 - 03/20/20 03:42 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you gave it a name like that you could totally play off leaving social gatherings without being "that guy".
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HamHead
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Asante]
#26545909 - 03/20/20 06:06 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Asante said: It helps with rent tho.
Not really, if they're not sent until April 6th.
People have already lost jobs and on top of already struggling, IMO, these checks are too little, too late.
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: HamHead]
#26545921 - 03/20/20 06:26 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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The real issue is lots of people will be evicted and homeless. I have to agree with dark star, something WILL be done TPTB will not risk total civil unrest
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Led Zeppelin
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: HamHead]
#26546399 - 03/20/20 10:57 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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HamHead said:
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Asante said: It helps with rent tho.
Not really, if they're not sent until April 6th.
People have already lost jobs and on top of already struggling, IMO, these checks are too little, too late.
These checks aren’t even necessary there is still plenty of work out there. Amazon and Walmart hiring hundreds of thousands and people could pawn some of their precious items to get by. These checks are a gift and a half man
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26546403 - 03/20/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I read that you might have to pay the check back on next year's tax deadline. Might not really be a gift
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: trees]
#26546461 - 03/20/20 11:31 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Honestly
If everything is good at the homestead I would prefer to add it to my investments, into assets that will hold value against the usd
Hyperinflation is a bitch
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PumpJackTeX
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Atreyu]
#26546502 - 03/20/20 11:50 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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new Ebike hub motor assembly or a new bicycle without motor
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ilus
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: PumpJackTeX]
#26546754 - 03/20/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man I seriously hope that I'm able to get this. From what I understand it is going to be based on 2018 taxes and it was the only year that I didn't file because I was getting sober and didn't make enough that year to file. I lost all my clients and not sure what I'm going to do. I know the other stimulus checks from Bush were based off of IRS taxes the previous year. I guess filing this year won't matter and if it's 2018 there really isn't anything I can do anyway.
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#26546794 - 03/20/20 02:12 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Many states have passed emergency declarations preventing evictions for past rent during the state of emegency.
Hopefully this gives people enough time go get benefits before they find themselves homeless.
I feel like these checks if they come should be limited to people who do not qualify for unemployment and more specically only those people who work at businesses that were temporarily shuttered. This would make the service industry folks whole, let unemployment make the folks out of work whole.
People who are on paid leave or working from home don't need this stimulus
Edited by Sugabearcrisp (03/20/20 02:13 PM)
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Tripsurfer
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
#26547076 - 03/20/20 04:24 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just add it to my bank account
Not really talking life changing money here, allthough I have been eyeing a new surfbaord
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PumpJackTeX
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: ilus]
#26547082 - 03/20/20 04:27 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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illustrain said: Man I seriously hope that I'm able to get this. From what I understand it is going to be based on 2018 taxes and it was the only year that I didn't file because I was getting sober and didn't make enough that year to file. I lost all my clients and not sure what I'm going to do. I know the other stimulus checks from Bush were based off of IRS taxes the previous year. I guess filing this year won't matter and if it's 2018 there really isn't anything I can do anyway. 
Yes thank God it is not 2019 or i would be so fucked!
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: PumpJackTeX]
#26547113 - 03/20/20 04:38 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I would like to submit the idea of a laminar flow hood ring here on the shroomery. We lets say get 10 people, 5 min to all agree on sending the money through the trusted coordinator. And the goal would be to try and get a bulk price on the filters and cage fans. They would all be 24x24 filters. A few people here should get together and order alot. I don't k ow exactly how it would pan out or if it's even a good idea. But there is still alot of obsticles to one getting a flowhood it is a game changing investment every mycologist on this site needs, we need more of a gold standard for flowhoods, it doesnt need to be this mystical device. Its not and alot of people here have achieved their build. I want to.
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: watermelon mon]
#26549610 - 03/21/20 07:49 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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ichugwindex said: 1000 is a worthless pittance in the states. I'll be going cannibal even if they offer triple
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watermelon mon said: Yes that is worth next to nothing here.
While no it's not going to alter one's life, for most a thousand dollar check in the mail is nothing to sneeze at. I mean a thousand dollars is quite a bit of groceries for example.
And OP to answer your question I'd probably just stick it in savings.
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Niffla]
#26549631 - 03/21/20 07:59 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Now I'm seeing these payouts will be based on income and 2018 tax returns. Made over $100,000? You don't get a payment. Unemployed? No payment for you. Not enough to claim taxes? Not sure about this one, but you're probably not going to get a $1,200 check like someone who made $40,000.
I don't think I will cash my check as I strongly believe, those fuckers will want it back after all this blows over.
So many people will go under, and many more will struggle to recover.
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