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SirTripAlot
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $2000 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: Kryptos]
#26545066 - 03/19/20 03:58 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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What were those Obama directives?
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $2000 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: SirTripAlot]
#26545094 - 03/19/20 04:16 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck. Fucking Republitards.
Giving working class people money “just doesn’t make sense” to Senate Republicans.
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Direct payments make sense when the economy is beginning to restart. It makes no sense now cause it's just money," Graham told reporters. "What I want is income, just not one check. I want you to get a check every week, not just one week.
Good luck getting re-elected, Graham, you blond shriveled dick.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $2000 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: feldman114]
#26545144 - 03/19/20 04:41 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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So am I getting payed or not? I'm fighting for my life out here.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $2000 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: Ovoidhunter] 2
#26545199 - 03/19/20 05:22 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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feldman114 said: Fuck. Fucking Republitards.
Giving working class people money “just doesn’t make sense” to Senate Republicans.
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Direct payments make sense when the economy is beginning to restart. It makes no sense now cause it's just money," Graham told reporters. "What I want is income, just not one check. I want you to get a check every week, not just one week.
Good luck getting re-elected, Graham, you blond shriveled dick.
I don't think Graham knows it, but he's arguing for either UBI or unemployment insurance.
The thing he literally just voted against earlier today. Just another republican about-face. Nothin' new.
Oh, and don't worry, he's gonna get re-elected. The SC GOP will make sure of it.
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Ovoidhunter said: So am I getting payed or not? I'm fighting for my life out here.
Overwhelmingly likely yes, you will get a check for $1200 if you make less than 75k a year.
I'd also say 99% chance your taxes go up by exactly $1200 in April 2021 as a one time thing, just like what happened when Bush Jr mailed out $600 checks.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $2000 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: Kryptos]
#26545334 - 03/19/20 07:02 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Right, because if a world-threatening pandemic isn't enough to bring the left and right together; what will?
We're doomed.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: TNK]
#26545363 - 03/19/20 07:26 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mother. Fuckers.
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Individuals making $75,000 based on a 2018 tax return would be eligible for $1,200 payments, or $2,400 for couples filing jointly. The payments would decrease for those making more than $75,000, with an income cap of $99,000 per individual or $198,000 for couples. The payments would also increase $500 for each child a person or couple has. However, taxpayers with little or no income tax liability but at least $2,500 of qualifying income would be eligible for only $600 or $1,200 for couples. The direct deposits appear to be just a one-time payment, rather than two payments as initially proposed by the White House.
Does anyone know what the last bit means? “Little or no income tax liability”?
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: feldman114]
#26545375 - 03/19/20 07:32 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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it means a person with very little income
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: feldman114]
#26545384 - 03/19/20 07:39 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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feldman114 said: Mother. Fuckers.
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Individuals making $75,000 based on a 2018 tax return would be eligible for $1,200 payments, or $2,400 for couples filing jointly. The payments would decrease for those making more than $75,000, with an income cap of $99,000 per individual or $198,000 for couples. The payments would also increase $500 for each child a person or couple has. However, taxpayers with little or no income tax liability but at least $2,500 of qualifying income would be eligible for only $600 or $1,200 for couples. The direct deposits appear to be just a one-time payment, rather than two payments as initially proposed by the White House.
Does anyone know what the last bit means? “Little or no income tax liability”?
It means 75k is the sweet spot. If you make more than 75k, you get less money. If you get less than 75k, you also get less money.
More specifically, I would guess it means that you won't get more money back than taxes you pay. If you're legitimately poor (I mean, 75k doesn't go far in the US...but I can't call it "poor"), fuck you and die.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: Kryptos]
#26545419 - 03/19/20 08:00 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was hoping it meant something else. The people who need it the most will get the least.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: feldman114]
#26545421 - 03/19/20 08:02 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't pay taxes.. Damn
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: Ovoidhunter] 1
#26545428 - 03/19/20 08:04 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Elections have consequences.
Remind your neighbor that isn't all that into politics: His boss is. His landlord is. His bank is.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: Kryptos]
#26545758 - 03/20/20 01:07 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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you cant eat those checks. schools are out for the year start plowing those soccer fields. chickens and gardens everywhere vacant lots churches libraries every prison yard. cortinux quail. stagger your plantings every 2 weeks. nigerian dwarfs less grass=more milk.
aim for short season high protein content
snow peas hardy greens in today. arugula chives white and green onions mint lemon balm oregano and mustard will go wild dont waste good dirt. time is short
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: MadMuncher] 1
#26545760 - 03/20/20 01:11 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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In 2018 the US exported $5.5 billion worth of Wheat.
We will have plenty of bread.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: TNK] 2
#26545764 - 03/20/20 01:18 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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rationed from a national guard truck
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: MadMuncher]
#26545772 - 03/20/20 01:36 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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$600 1 time payment for the poorest people?
america, what the fuck
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: MadMuncher]
#26545774 - 03/20/20 01:38 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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you will have plenty of bread. im fucking out of here i cant feed you all. go buy a crawdad trap before they close all non life-sustaining stores. you guys can count on chump and the goons to sustain your life i got my ticket. come on figure it out guys. we cant keep living like this. worst case scenario everything goes back to normal and nobody learned a thing. then next time will be worse. set potatoes and onions yesterday.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: MadMuncher]
#26545786 - 03/20/20 01:55 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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they are distributing quarantine passes to electric co, garbage service, etc today in parts of u.s.
"code red get out of here as fast as you can." -state department today= airports closing. be ready unprecidented shit coming in at high speed
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: sh4d0ws] 1
#26545982 - 03/20/20 07:13 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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sh4d0ws said: $600 1 time payment for the poorest people?
america, what the fuck
Yeah, what the fuck, why aren't we giving that money to the rich Job Creators. What the hell are poor people gonna do with 600$? Probably buy crack. That's why they're poor. Too much crack and laziness.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: feldman114]
#26545989 - 03/20/20 07:18 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Kryptos said:
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feldman114 said: Mother. Fuckers.
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Individuals making $75,000 based on a 2018 tax return would be eligible for $1,200 payments, or $2,400 for couples filing jointly. The payments would decrease for those making more than $75,000, with an income cap of $99,000 per individual or $198,000 for couples. The payments would also increase $500 for each child a person or couple has. However, taxpayers with little or no income tax liability but at least $2,500 of qualifying income would be eligible for only $600 or $1,200 for couples. The direct deposits appear to be just a one-time payment, rather than two payments as initially proposed by the White House.
Does anyone know what the last bit means? “Little or no income tax liability”?
It means 75k is the sweet spot. If you make more than 75k, you get less money. If you get less than 75k, you also get less money.
More specifically, I would guess it means that you won't get more money back than taxes you pay. If you're legitimately poor (I mean, 75k doesn't go far in the US...but I can't call it "poor"), fuck you and die.
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feldman114 said: I was hoping it meant something else. The people who need it the most will get the least.
I don't think it means people making 35K will get less than people making 75K.
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Re: Get Dat Corona Money: $1,200 Buckaroos For Every American Peasant! [Re: Brian Jones]
#26545996 - 03/20/20 07:21 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wonder if I’ll get the 2,400 “for couples filing jointly” even though the wife is a greencard holder. She pays taxes... Income sure is low enough
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