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KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? * 1
    #26543964 - 03/19/20 06:23 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

You know its probably not going to happen but there is talk of American citizens getting 2 stimulus cheques of $1000 each to tide them over this time of crisis.

Lets suppose it does happen and the Federal reserve will print 661 billion crisp US dollars to give y'all these stimuli, 2x $1000 lets say 4 months apart.

WHAT WOULD YOU SPEND THEM ON - IF AT ALL?


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26543979 - 03/19/20 06:40 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Probably dr00gz :shrug: The soft kind thou. Im not that hardcore.

Some technology/video games. Cryptocoin investments. Maybe some debt paid off?

And some camping gear would be cool. Camping in the forest is basically shelter in place righ?


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Asante]
    #26544011 - 03/19/20 07:02 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

toilet paper

I would put it in the bank with all my other dollars.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26544022 - 03/19/20 07:07 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Crazy_Horse said:
toilet paper

I would put it in the bank with all my other dollars.




This. And I feel like it is going to happen. There’s too much poverty in this country as it is. There will be hella unrest if they don’t do something. So many live in apartment complexes run by companies all about the dollar. Companies that aren’t gonna cut people slack for not being able to afford rent because of this. Evictions left & right, not able to afford food. City I live in is a war zone as it is. That happens & shit will really hit the fan. As fucked up & self-centered as our government is, even they aren’t dumb enough to not see the repercussions of that.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 4
    #26544028 - 03/19/20 07:11 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Canada is going to have a bunch of benefits for people laid off but sweet fuck all for people who worked thru it. It would be nice if essential workers got some kind of thank you. The woman who cleans my apartment building hallways is saving lives and gets nothing, some fat rich guy stays home and gets thousands. I'm ready for a full revolution after this shit. The truck driver who brings the food, the cleaners who risk their lives to kill the virus, the guy who bags groceries, these fucking people deserve something too

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/economic-aid-package-coronavirus-1.5501037



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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: viraldrome] * 4
    #26544349 - 03/19/20 09:57 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I'm not accepting such payments as my news sources instruct me to fear socialism.



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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: viraldrome]
    #26545052 - 03/19/20 03:43 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Canada is going to have a bunch of benefits for people laid off but sweet fuck all for people who worked thru it. It would be nice if essential workers got some kind of thank you. The woman who cleans my apartment building hallways is saving lives and gets nothing, some fat rich guy stays home and gets thousands. I'm ready for a full revolution after this shit. The truck driver who brings the food, the cleaners who risk their lives to kill the virus, the guy who bags groceries, these fucking people deserve something too

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/economic-aid-package-coronavirus-1.5501037








This is by far one the best damn comments on this thread!


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Asclepius] * 5
    #26545129 - 03/19/20 04:32 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I think 1000 bucks would only help most people for a week or so

Would it be dumb to give it away if you felt like you honestly didn't need it as bad as your next door neighbor?


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: trees]
    #26545148 - 03/19/20 04:43 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: pacmanbreed] * 2
    #26545156 - 03/19/20 04:52 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: BattyKoda]
    #26545347 - 03/19/20 07:16 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: cannabinated]
    #26545352 - 03/19/20 07:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #26545358 - 03/19/20 07:24 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #26545371 - 03/19/20 07:29 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

1000 is a worthless pittance in the states. I'll be going cannibal even if they offer triple


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
    #26545378 - 03/19/20 07:34 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Yes that is worth next to nothing here.

Better than nothing though.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #26545387 - 03/19/20 07:40 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

It helps with rent tho.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Asante]
    #26545392 - 03/19/20 07:44 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

It helps period.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: BattyKoda] * 1
    #26545423 - 03/19/20 08:02 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

More people will die from these absurd shutdowns than the virus itself. A huge portion of the US is a single paycheck away from being homeless.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
    #26545475 - 03/19/20 08:32 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I'd buy a new flow hood and a shit ton of beer lol
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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: MilkTea]
    #26545485 - 03/19/20 08:37 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

2 grand would go in the bank but i would feel like a baller and probably buy a few extra burgers and drinks for a couple of weeks.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: bw86] * 5
    #26545671 - 03/19/20 11:13 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

animal supplies. Rent. A new fleshlight. Maybe even go all out and buy a lifelike sex doll and save me money on dating. $700 in silicon now is 1000s in applebees down the road.

Sad thing about a sex doll is she can't rub your back, or your feet for that matter. And do you name her? Like after someone? Weird to name her after someone. If you name her a name youve yet to encounter, what happens when you run into a broad with that name? AWKWARD!

Also, how you gonna clean your smoochie kins? Wont company wonder why you have a meat hook in your shower? Or do you just toss the bitch in the washing machine like some common whore? I guess you could stuff a tide pod in her ass and pussy and call it a day. Be pretty weird if the washing machine started doing that BAM BAM BAM thing it does sometimes. Would you accuse her of cheating at that point? Maybe go straight cuck and jerk off staring at the machine?

Do you introduce her to your parents? At that point youd surely have to name her, and definitely make sure you cleaned her wrll enough for a mexican dinner with mom. Hopefully she doesnt judge her and they become besties.

Would probably also buy some Nintendo Switch games.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: vandago]
    #26545673 - 03/19/20 11:16 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

You should put the doll in strange places around your home and make people think you killed someone


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #26545693 - 03/19/20 11:54 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Youd almost have to have a body bag for it if you have pets. I dont even like a lot of human hair on vaginas and bootyholes, let alone cat and dog hair. Id probably go for a clear bar though, I dont wanna be cruel to her.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: vandago]
    #26545797 - 03/20/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

some people really are going to need a payout like this. for sure there are jobs to be lost, if not already.

assuming i dont lose my job, this money goes into a roth IRA contribution for 2020, and maybe one for my wife too, since it will soon be a decent time to be buying into the market.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: vandago]
    #26545824 - 03/20/20 02:50 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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animal supplies. Rent. A new fleshlight. Maybe even go all out and buy a lifelike sex doll and save me money on dating. $700 in silicon now is 1000s in applebees down the road.

Sad thing about a sex doll is she can't rub your back, or your feet for that matter. And do you name her? Like after someone? Weird to name her after someone. If you name her a name youve yet to encounter, what happens when you run into a broad with that name? AWKWARD!

Also, how you gonna clean your smoochie kins? Wont company wonder why you have a meat hook in your shower? Or do you just toss the bitch in the washing machine like some common whore? I guess you could stuff a tide pod in her ass and pussy and call it a day. Be pretty weird if the washing machine started doing that BAM BAM BAM thing it does sometimes. Would you accuse her of cheating at that point? Maybe go straight cuck and jerk off staring at the machine?

Do you introduce her to your parents? At that point youd surely have to name her, and definitely make sure you cleaned her wrll enough for a mexican dinner with mom. Hopefully she doesnt judge her and they become besties.

Would probably also buy some Nintendo Switch games.




I would opt for a cat name, like mittens or boots or something


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: viraldrome]
    #26545845 - 03/20/20 03:42 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

If you gave it a name like that you could totally play off leaving social gatherings without being "that guy".

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Asante]
    #26545909 - 03/20/20 06:06 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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It helps with rent tho.




Not really, if they're not sent until April 6th.

People have already lost jobs and on top of already struggling, IMO, these checks are too little, too late.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: HamHead]
    #26545921 - 03/20/20 06:26 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

The real issue is lots of people will be evicted and homeless.  I have to agree with dark star,  something WILL be done TPTB will not risk total civil unrest


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: HamHead]
    #26546399 - 03/20/20 10:57 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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It helps with rent tho.




Not really, if they're not sent until April 6th.

People have already lost jobs and on top of already struggling, IMO, these checks are too little, too late.




These checks aren’t even necessary there is still plenty of work out there. Amazon and Walmart hiring hundreds of thousands and people could pawn some of their precious items to get by. These checks are a gift and a half man


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #26546403 - 03/20/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I read that you might have to pay the check back on next year's tax deadline. Might not really be a gift


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: trees]
    #26546461 - 03/20/20 11:31 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Honestly


If everything is good at the homestead
I would prefer to add it to my investments, into assets that will hold value against the usd



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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Atreyu]
    #26546502 - 03/20/20 11:50 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #26546754 - 03/20/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Man I seriously hope that I'm able to get this.  From what I understand it is going to be based on 2018 taxes and it was the only year that I didn't file because I was getting sober and didn't make enough that year to file.  I lost all my clients and not sure what I'm going to do.  I know the other stimulus checks from Bush were based off of IRS taxes the previous year.  I guess filing this year won't matter and if it's 2018 there really isn't anything I can do anyway.  :frown:


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #26546794 - 03/20/20 02:12 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Many states have passed emergency declarations preventing evictions for past rent during the state of emegency.

Hopefully this gives people enough time go get benefits before they find themselves homeless.

I feel like these checks if they come should be limited to people who do not qualify for unemployment and more specically only those people who work at businesses that were temporarily shuttered. This would make the service industry folks whole, let unemployment make the folks out of work whole.

People who are on paid leave or working from home don't need this stimulus


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #26547076 - 03/20/20 04:24 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Just add it to my bank account

Not really talking life changing money here, allthough I have been eyeing a new surfbaord


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: ilus]
    #26547082 - 03/20/20 04:27 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Man I seriously hope that I'm able to get this.  From what I understand it is going to be based on 2018 taxes and it was the only year that I didn't file because I was getting sober and didn't make enough that year to file.  I lost all my clients and not sure what I'm going to do.  I know the other stimulus checks from Bush were based off of IRS taxes the previous year.  I guess filing this year won't matter and if it's 2018 there really isn't anything I can do anyway.  :frown:




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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #26547113 - 03/20/20 04:38 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I would like to submit the idea of a laminar flow hood ring here on the shroomery. We lets say get 10 people, 5 min to all agree on sending the money through the trusted coordinator. And the goal would be to try and get a bulk price on the filters and cage fans. They would all be 24x24 filters. A few people here should get together and order alot. I don't k ow exactly how it would pan out or if it's even a good idea. But there is still alot of obsticles to one getting a flowhood it is a game changing investment every mycologist on this site needs, we need more of a gold standard for flowhoods, it doesnt need to be this mystical device. Its not and alot of people here have achieved their build. I want to.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26549610 - 03/21/20 07:49 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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1000 is a worthless pittance in the states. I'll be going cannibal even if they offer triple





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Yes that is worth next to nothing here.






While no it's not going to alter one's life, for most a thousand dollar check in the mail is nothing to sneeze at. I mean a thousand dollars is quite a bit of groceries for example.

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Niffla]
    #26549631 - 03/21/20 07:59 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Now I'm seeing these payouts will be based on income and 2018 tax returns. Made over $100,000? You don't get a payment. Unemployed? No payment for you. Not enough to claim taxes? Not sure about this one, but you're probably not going to get a $1,200 check like someone who made $40,000.

I don't think I will cash my check as I strongly believe, those fuckers will want it back after all this blows over.

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: HamHead]
    #26549644 - 03/21/20 08:08 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Going to use them to buy stock if they are still low.  I am fortunate in that I make good money and will be paid even during a lockdown.  Otherwise if I was a paycheck to paycheck worker (no shame, the system promotes that) I'd probably use for basics, rent/utilities/food to get me through.  If possible any extra would go to debt. Use the money as wisely as possible in these uncertain times friends.


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    #26549880 - 03/21/20 10:07 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I wonder if this will go on, well into 2021.


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    #26549890 - 03/21/20 10:14 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

That would be nuts. I wouldn't be surprised if a new virus comes along. If we had just 1 more virus equal to covid19 to add to this conundrum, i think that it could wipe out all society in a couple years


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    #26549912 - 03/21/20 10:29 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I read some kind of Canadian news report that said everything would be closed well into 2021 for social distancing.

Not sure if it's true. It just got started right here. Wouldn't be shocked if it's the new way of permanent life. We all knew something was coming. I feel like it's definitely bio war.


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    #26549914 - 03/21/20 10:32 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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    #26550238 - 03/22/20 05:44 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Unemployed? No payment for you.





How much clearer can the government be that it just wants the poor to die? Gas vans?


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    #26550254 - 03/22/20 06:02 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Unemployed? No payment for you.





How much clearer can the government be that it just wants the poor to die? Gas vans?




You realize he means recieving unemployment benefits from the government, right?

Like if you filed for and start recieving unemployment benefits you dont get the checks.  This makes sense since a sudden influx of cash could make you ineligible for benefits.

Also gas vans is your people's shit, the dutch helped fill those vans with jews and if given the chance I bet a majority would do it again to the moroccans.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #26550263 - 03/22/20 06:17 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Like if you filed for and start recieving unemployment benefits you dont get the checks.  This makes sense since a sudden influx of cash could make you ineligible for benefits.




This should be exempt from regulations, and exactly the poor are the ones who need the stimulus most.

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Like if you filed for and start recieving unemployment benefits you dont get the checks.  This makes sense since a sudden influx of cash could make you ineligible for benefits.




This should be exempt from regulations, and exactly the poor are the ones who need the stimulus most.

This is a big Fuck You to the unemployed.




People who can't qualify for unemployment are the ones who need these checks; non full time hourly and tip based workers, who truly need a short term influx to bridge the gap


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    #26551313 - 03/22/20 04:06 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Also gas vans is your people's shit, the dutch helped fill those vans with jews and if given the chance I bet a majority would do it again to the moroccans.




Thats totally uncalled for! The Moroccans have a perfectly good country they can fuck off to. No need to waste precious gas... :snub:


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26566140 - 03/29/20 10:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sooooo, how's everyone feeling about those checks that nobody knows when they'll get?

If I didn't have a job that's been deemed essential, $1,200 wouldn't do jack shit for me. My bills would get paid, barely, but if I didn't have a bit of savings and living paycheck to paycheck like many Americans, I would go hungry and would not be able to afford food with a measly $1,200.

Meanwhile, large corporations who aren't even registered in the US and don't pay federal taxes, are getting billions. How much can I bet that there are some 1% pockets are getting fatter during this pandemic.

This shit's stupid..

We need a UBI or else many unnecessary deaths will occur.

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    #26566201 - 03/29/20 11:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

That's why you need to outplan the planner(A true strategist wins the battle before it even begins) :ruggedwink:


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    #26566418 - 03/30/20 02:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I said this the other day, "If you don't spend your corona buxx on guns or drugs what are you even doing with your life" 

Maybe it's the conspiracy nut in me speaking, but something's fishy :manvsfish:

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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Ballzagna]
    #26566419 - 03/30/20 02:33 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

theres no ammo left


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #26566466 - 03/30/20 03:35 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Did Americans buy it all up?

Since this is getting pretty serious, Im gonna change my answer slightly and spend some of that COVID-Money on natural medicines and plant and medicinal mushroom extracts.

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    #26566536 - 03/30/20 04:36 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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theres no ammo left




Keep checking online. I checked for 2 weeks straight and eventually some places got restocked.

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    #26566711 - 03/30/20 08:00 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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    #26566732 - 03/30/20 08:19 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I want to get a pressure cooker for home canning and more. Amazon Canada seems to be back ordered on the Presto 23 quart by a month though. Can get an All American much sooner but it's a much bigger cash outlay even with pretty steep sale discounts.


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    #26566935 - 03/30/20 10:23 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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they last generations tho




OK I took the plunge and ordered the All American 21 quart. Split on one of these with my cousin many years ago but he lent it out and it didn't come back. :crankey:


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    #26567323 - 03/30/20 01:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Here is the link to check the status of the checks.
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    #26567364 - 03/30/20 01:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Probably a good time to do your taxes if you haven't yet. :lol:


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    #26567480 - 03/30/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I still havent done my taxes yet! I gotta do em! :lol:

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    #26567575 - 03/30/20 03:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I cant get into turbo tax :frown:




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Psi, u going All American with that new PC cooker? :awehigh:



Nah I'll probably just cook Canadian stuff in it. :snub:

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    #26567634 - 03/30/20 03:48 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Am I the only person who did their taxes the day after receiving the documents to do so? Lol


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    #26573080 - 04/02/20 11:14 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Here is the link to check the status of the checks.
https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus



Looks like they are getting ready to distribute the checks. Their website went from saying no info available to FAQ's


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26573144 - 04/02/20 11:46 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

So, if I filed as a single person in 2018 I will get a check?:confused:
I filed married this time, but as single for 2018. I only made 38,000.00


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26573168 - 04/02/20 11:58 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

"Tax filers with adjusted gross income up to $75,000 for individuals and up to $150,000 for married couples filing joint returns will receive the full payment." So I think so?


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    #26573187 - 04/02/20 12:10 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, I'm still not sure. We filed married for 2019, and single for 2018. It does state that 2018 and 2019 will get it. I hope we do. I hope a lot of people get the money!:heart:


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26573192 - 04/02/20 12:12 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

2019 taxes aren't due yet, so probably 2018.


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    #26573194 - 04/02/20 12:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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    #26573198 - 04/02/20 12:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

@ tyrannicalrex ... do you get your tax return $ electronically?


(This was posted in the Political Forum),

"Trump has told people he wants his signature to appear on the direct payment checks that will go out to many
Americans in the coming weeks, according to an administration official. The White House didn’t comment.
Normally, a civil servant — the disbursing officer for the payment center — would sign federal checks,
said Don Hammond, a former senior Treasury Department official..."
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-wants-his-signature-to-appear-on-coronavirus-stimulus-checks-2020-03-28

I won't be getting a paper check though because I get direct deposit of my SS retirement $ each month.

I'm guessing around April 17 (3 weeks since the signing) for my bribe,
paper checks probably will not going out before May. :shrug:
We'll see. :waits:

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    #26573220 - 04/02/20 12:33 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Electric! I also just found this:


If you've already filed your 2019 tax return, which is now due on July 15, the IRS will use it to determine your eligibility. If you have not filed a 2019 tax return yet, your eligibility will be based on your 2018 return.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26573346 - 04/02/20 01:41 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Bottles of Morphine for the dying sick in the 3rd world. Then a bullet to my head :P


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: calmbumblebee]
    #26573414 - 04/02/20 02:20 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

So the money just will just click over into my account since I had direct deposit this year on my taxes. Sweet.
Do I need to sign anything?


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: BattyKoda] * 2
    #26573732 - 04/02/20 05:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:yes: and :no: :thumbup:


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26573797 - 04/02/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Crazy_Horse said:
2019 taxes aren't due yet, so probably 2018.




If you filed 2019 they are using that.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26573875 - 04/02/20 07:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
:yes: and :no: :thumbup:




:rush:


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Brian Jones]
    #26573963 - 04/02/20 08:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I read they are setting up a website, so that even if you got your tax return by paper check, you can register for direct deposit and get your stimulus money quicker


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26574027 - 04/02/20 09:07 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I am gonna buy more fish guns and herbs for ma raised beds:snowman::derdance:


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26574112 - 04/02/20 10:06 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

So u can grow dat SPICE. Homesteading FTW. :yesnod:


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: viraldrome] * 1
    #26574552 - 04/03/20 05:07 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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viraldrome said:
Canada is going to have a bunch of benefits for people laid off but sweet fuck all for people who worked thru it. It would be nice if essential workers got some kind of thank you. The woman who cleans my apartment building hallways is saving lives and gets nothing, some fat rich guy stays home and gets thousands. I'm ready for a full revolution after this shit. The truck driver who brings the food, the cleaners who risk their lives to kill the virus, the guy who bags groceries, these fucking people deserve something too

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/economic-aid-package-coronavirus-1.5501037





Those people got to keep working...
That's what they got. Paychecks.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: bodhisatta] * 2
    #26577892 - 04/04/20 06:52 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

So uh, yeah. Just paid rent today, no thanks to these checks.

Many people will not be able to, you know, pay rent.

Talks of going on mortgage and credit card strikes.

Yet, major corporations will have no issues while a majority of small businesses may never reopen.

These checks are a fucking joke.

Lets wave a carrot too far away to reach and lead people along with false senses of hope.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: HamHead]
    #26577923 - 04/04/20 07:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Mortgage and credit strikes aren't realistic past the point of vocalizing the intent. People's need and desire for credit will nearly always outweigh any philosophical desire to punish the creditors bottom line or desire to make a statement about financial infrastructure.

Similar to how stock strikes don't work out, because someone with more capital is more than willing to swipe at the opportunity to get in the same stock being sold off at a low buy-in, and because usually those doing the striking aren't stakeholders.

Interest rates versus expectation to be able to pay off a loan is all that really dictates involvement in the grand scheme. If creditors can't lend, it's because people's needs are met or because the lenders are unwilling to take on the risk in turbulent times.


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Re: KA-CHINGG! KA-CHINGG! Two $1000 cheques for COVID! What would you spend them on? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26577985 - 04/04/20 07:49 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

so

the  issue is systemic huh :strokebeard:


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