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It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! 5
#26531505 - 03/12/20 06:28 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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So were all gonna die soon. It's a fact by now.
When the world runs out of toilet paper, it spells the end of humanity.
What is your bucket list? We all have maybe 2 weeks to live. How are you gonna spend your final 2 weeks?
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#26531509 - 03/12/20 06:30 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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#26531510 - 03/12/20 06:30 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm ducking out. I think I'm going to abandon my job tomorrow and get up to the woods.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#26531515 - 03/12/20 06:33 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I WANNA DANCE!!!
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#26531516 - 03/12/20 06:33 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Patlal] 4
#26531520 - 03/12/20 06:35 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I am not afraid of this Wu Tang virus.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Brian Jones] 1
#26531523 - 03/12/20 06:37 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Brian Jones said: I am not afraid of this Wu Tang virus.
But it's afraid of you and it's defense is through offense.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Patlal] 10
#26531528 - 03/12/20 06:39 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hookers and Cocaine.
You have no idea how decadent this is in my case because I don't covet either, I'm just going to have a bunch of hookers do cocaine downstairs while I post on the Shroomery upstairs until my fever overheats my computer's CPU.
Is that decadent or what?
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#26531529 - 03/12/20 06:39 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Strawberries snd chocolate.
Green beans & potatos. It sounds good.
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#26531542 - 03/12/20 06:45 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im going to go to work, hang out with my kids, try to be nice to my wife and if I can find another bag of weed im going to buy it. Im also investing every penny I have into bitcoin so when this shit ends the same as the sars scare im taking my family to a tropical island for vacation. Might bring the wife too, if she changes her attitude.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: watermelon mon]
#26531593 - 03/12/20 07:26 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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watermelon mon said: Strawberries snd chocolate.
Green beans & potatos. It sounds good.
I heard asparagus, avocado, apple, apricot, Asperger and asphyxia .
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#26531597 - 03/12/20 07:27 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Crazy_Horse said:

That one's widely used already!
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Patlal] 2
#26531613 - 03/12/20 07:37 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Good question! Im with Ahab McBathsalts. Im heading on an epic road trip to a remote forest with my portable vaulables.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Patlal]
#26531615 - 03/12/20 07:39 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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watermelon mon said: Strawberries snd chocolate.
Green beans & potatos. It sounds good.
I heard asparagus, avocado, apple, apricot, Asperger and asphyxia .
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: watermelon mon]
#26531618 - 03/12/20 07:40 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Patlal]
#26531721 - 03/12/20 08:37 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Patlal said: When the world runs out of toilet paper, it spells the end of humanity.
I'm just glad somebody else understands how serious this is.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: christopera] 2
#26531750 - 03/12/20 08:59 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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What about the women?!?!?!
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26531777 - 03/12/20 09:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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They should stay home. Some prefer them to be mainly in the kitchen.
I don’t feel that way though. Since it’s the end of the world, you know?
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#26531844 - 03/12/20 10:06 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thread says every man for himself....what about the women pat
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26531949 - 03/13/20 12:18 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: Good question! Im with Ahab McBathsalts. Im heading on an epic road trip to a remote forest with my portable vaulables.
Operation Deep Forest will be Initiated. Please Stand By....
What if it's way worse when you come back? Like how long can you survive out in the forest? There are still new cases in Wuhan like 3 months later. You might have to wait a long time for this to all blow over.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: viraldrome]
#26531951 - 03/13/20 12:19 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Very true. That could be a serious issue 
Hmmmmm....
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#26532044 - 03/13/20 03:16 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, shit, I heard there's this new virus called humanfear20...its way worse than covid19. Its much more evolved than the average virus, much larger, and apparently way more contagious. Its already spread to almost every household in the world... Symptoms include: irrational urge to buy much more than you need (particularly toilet paper and iso alcohol products), obsession with media coverage of itself, exaggerated fear of death, instant medical expertise, the urge to create a self fulfilling prophecy of things like food shortages and economic crashes, willingness to easily give up rights, and more. Watch out!
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: hummingbird]
#26532048 - 03/13/20 03:27 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sounds dangerous and highly contagious 
I might panic-buy a full face respirator. Might come in handy.
At Least President Trump Toilet Paper is still in stock.
Also get your toilet paper, in handy 4 squares quantites (19 sold): https://www.ebay.com/itm/TOILET-PAPER-Scott-tissue-4-SQUARES/274305054920?hash=item3fdddaf8c8:g:q64AAOSwxxJeavJg
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26532063 - 03/13/20 03:53 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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It is, apparently you can have it for weeks before you even realize it! You don't even have to be in contact with another infected person, its spreading through the air...online even!
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: hummingbird] 1
#26532082 - 03/13/20 04:20 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Even Online?!

I can practically feel it reeking off my curved screen. This shit is going Viral! Even online!
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
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amazon had these 150' rolls a pack of 12 for $70 I should have grabbed one, would have lasted forever, they are gone now, the only problems is $70 is a lot of money and it said 1-3 months to ship
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: gopher]
#26532788 - 03/13/20 01:41 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was browsing eBay last night for TP and actually found ads for single-square toilet paper. And people were buying them too.

Its gettin silly as fuck out there.....
But then again, maybe i should get into the TP business
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#26532821 - 03/13/20 02:02 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Problem is winter, once plants sprout some leaves you can get into an artisan TP business.
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Artisian TP, eh? I bet my corn hole would like that, it's always been a bit artsy fartsy.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: InfiniteDreams] 1
#26532839 - 03/13/20 02:17 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I bet there's a microbiologist somewhere that has been infected and is isolating colonies of virus from himself. Only to not find a cure, but to mutate new more evil strains. Genetic modifications and crossing it with AIDS.
Flying AIDS. As predicted
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: christopera]
#26532844 - 03/13/20 02:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mullein is pretty legit.
IMO toilet paper on its own is wildly insufficient for hygiene anyway though. I try to shit at home whenever possible and wash afterwards with soap.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#26532860 - 03/13/20 02:27 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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psi said: Mullein is pretty legit.
I wouldnt use toilet paper if I had fresh mullein leaves to wipe with
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LogicaL Chaos said: I was browsing eBay last night for TP
You weren't browsing for 50 lbs bags of rice and red lentils and foodgrade tubs but.. toilet paper availability?
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: Asante]
#26532907 - 03/13/20 02:54 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I read some news stories about TP selling out online so i had to check the online availability. 
I like to work ass-backwards: TP first then dried foodz.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#26532980 - 03/13/20 03:33 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its OK man, I check out if raccoons have pheromones too.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26532982 - 03/13/20 03:34 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its because these natural resource toiletries are made as needed and its all labor which quarantines put a stop to. And I guess They take up a lot of volume on shelves.
My mommy buys like 100 rolls at a time on amazon. Im stocked up, losers.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man, woman and child for themelvesf! [Re: Asante]
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Or skunks work too 
But dont worry Asante! I plan on buying bags of dried foodz and getting a heavyduty tupperware to store it in (in case of those Rat Bastards).
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: The Influence]
#26533061 - 03/13/20 04:22 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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The Influence said: Might bring the wife too, if she changes her attitude.

the world is ending but i still don't understand the obsession over toilet paper or why everyone seems to want so fucking much of it. what is wrong with society?
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: sh4d0ws]
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I stopped for contact solution today. That shelf was full. I walked by the TP area. None in sight.
Meanwhile the stores restock everyday. So there’s plenty of TP, people are just buying it faster than they can restock. Total panic mode! There’s not even a single case in my city. It’s pure craziness.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: christopera]
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I'm pumped cuz I think I'm tough and shit and was excited for when everyone's looting cuz I'm gonna outloot everyone and $$$ big.
I'm gonna loot all the weed from Tokyo smoke & mark it up & sell it!
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sh4d0ws said:
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The Influence said: Might bring the wife too, if she changes her attitude.

the world is ending but i still don't understand the obsession over toilet paper or why everyone seems to want so fucking much of it. what is wrong with society?
If you ask me, if I'm on a shopping run I rather carry a sack of 50lbs rice under my arm than a pack of 20 toilet rolls. It seems more, I don't know, practical?
Of course the way to go is a sack of 50lbs rice under one arm and a pack of 20 toilet rolls under the other, seeing that, the cashier will immediately realize you have a plan and are seeing it through start to finish
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I’m about to just get a bidet.
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The only way to protect yourself from the virus is to own an excessively large amount of toilet paper.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Asante]
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Asante said: Hookers and Cocaine.
You have no idea how decadent this is in my case because I don't covet either, I'm just going to have a bunch of hookers do cocaine downstairs while I post on the Shroomery upstairs until my fever overheats my computer's CPU.
Is that decadent or what? 
Please send Dutch hookers my way, unless you have some Asians. I hadn't done coke for 10 years but since my last birthday we usually do after the bar closes on Saturdays.
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My roommate is a manager at the trucking company that ships for Georgia Pacific. He brought two cases of free toilet paper home today. Crisis averted.
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I'm probably just going to sit at home, finish my case of beer, eat a blotter and finish the new season of Narcos and Better Call Saul
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Big Worm said: I’m about to just get a bidet.
$20 on Amazon. Half the price of a roll of paper. I’m about to start selling trees as “unrefined toilet paper.”
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Niffla said: I'm probably just going to sit at home, finish my case of beer, eat a blotter and finish the new season of Narcos and Better Call Saul
No dude, you’re supposed to be panicking.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: christopera] 2
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No dude, you’re supposed to be panicking.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: sh4d0ws]
#26533478 - 03/13/20 08:42 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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The Influence said: Might bring the wife too, if she changes her attitude.

the world is ending but i still don't understand the obsession over toilet paper or why everyone seems to want so fucking much of it. what is wrong with society?
Read this article about the "Psychology of Panic-Buying": https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1252747/panic-buying-why-are-people-panic-buying-toilet-rolls-paper-loo-roll-pyschology
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: christopera] 4
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christopera said:
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Niffla said: I'm probably just going to sit at home, finish my case of beer, eat a blotter and finish the new season of Narcos and Better Call Saul
No dude, you’re supposed to be panicking.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Primal Glitch] 2
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26533657 - 03/13/20 11:04 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: Im gonna send myself a Care Package and order some MREs (4,000 sold!): https://www.ebay.com/itm/27-Meals-9-Day-3600-Calorie-Emergency-Survival-Food-Bar-Ration-Car-Kit-Bug-Out/360394418944?hash=item53e92e6b00:g:VHcAAMXQWx1RHWIj:sc:USPSFirstClass!97322!US!-1
U guys ever had an MRE? They are actually really fucking delicious.
they even have MRE Pizza! lol
I actually have. When I was growing up I had a few of my Dad's MREs. That's a fantastic idea by the way!
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Niffla]
#26533664 - 03/13/20 11:08 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thanks!
I mean, its meant for survival so
Just boil water and yer good to go. Thanks Military Technology
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#26533665 - 03/13/20 11:09 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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You’re gonna really need that precious TP brother..
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Amanita86]
#26533675 - 03/13/20 11:19 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I better get the mega pack.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Niffla]
#26534200 - 03/14/20 08:40 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Niffla said: I actually have. When I was growing up I had a few of my Dad's MREs. That's a fantastic idea by the way!
There are people on youtube who seem to do videos exclusively about them eating MREs from different eras. Apparently there was an omelette one that was really terrible.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: psi] 1
#26534266 - 03/14/20 09:16 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha. Yeah dont get vintage MREs hahas.
I just realized that my hoarding behaviour that i have carried with me with whole life is coming in handy right now. So thats pretty cool
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#26534281 - 03/14/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shroomery be like: Asante been telling us to have a constant months supply for an upcoming disaster for over a decade now
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Asante] 2
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669 dude
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#26534338 - 03/14/20 09:47 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Niffla said: I actually have. When I was growing up I had a few of my Dad's MREs. That's a fantastic idea by the way!
There are people on youtube who seem to do videos exclusively about them eating MREs from different eras. Apparently there was an omelette one that was really terrible.
I just watched one yesterday where a guy ate a pemican and chocolate one from like 1906
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#26534450 - 03/14/20 10:38 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: Haha. Yeah dont get vintage MREs hahas.
I just realized that my hoarding behaviour that i have carried with me with whole life is coming in handy right now. So thats pretty cool 
My mom has always hoarded food but the way she does it is a bit nuts. She can't pass up a "good deal" even if there really is no chance of eating the food before it goes bad. So like the fridge will be completely full plus there will be vegetables going bad on the kitchen table because there isn't space for them in the fridge. Was it really a good deal if you ended up just throwing it out? She does have a sizable store of canned stuff too though.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: psi]
#26534553 - 03/14/20 11:24 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, buying fresh foods in bulk in really dumb, cause it goes bad so fast. Its very much a short term thing. Canned foods is the best way to go.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Asante] 1
#26534557 - 03/14/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I must have missed those posts somehow. Maybe I just remember the epic MXE boofing adventures more
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26535064 - 03/14/20 03:24 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wanna find a way to try a few of the psychs that I've never found. ACO, MEO and all the other lab grown psychs. I'd probably eat a few of my yotes too being I haven't had the heart to touch them ever. Might as well use them if all is lost though.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Patlal]
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Mandarinfish] 1
#26535606 - 03/14/20 09:54 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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After storing your 200th package of TP underneath your wee little bed and glaring suspiciously out the window thru the blinds at your foolish neighbor who has only returned from the store with a measly 4-roll pack, maybe grab some food and litter if yall have them sweet critters incase the FEEAAAR actually does close down the world. Didn't really think about it til tonight, my babies has some special dietary needs and running out of litter gets smelly reeeaaal quick <3
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#26536110 - 03/15/20 07:55 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Screw all you dramatic scared assholes who hoarded all the toilet paper and baby wipes. I actually have a baby that needs them unlike the fat nasty slobs I see on the internet fighting over them.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Patlal]
#26536123 - 03/15/20 08:06 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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For anyone else in Ontario, the inside scoop is that today is the last day that most businesses will be allowed to open. Other than groceries, prescriptions and gas.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: psi] 1
#26536128 - 03/15/20 08:09 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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shit I only have 6 atomisers left for my ecig, I might be able to stretch each one out a week
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#26536238 - 03/15/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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It was nice knowing you
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: psi]
#26536658 - 03/15/20 01:18 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Holy shit! How sure are you about this and is this actively spreading and shutting down all businesses? What do you think will occur in the U.S.?
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Naturesystem]
#26536840 - 03/15/20 02:59 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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The person I heard it from is relatively few degrees of separation from the people who would make that call for Ontario, so I consider it fairly credible information. If it is then there will be an announcement to that effect tomorrow. Ultimately it's a rumor though.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: psi]
#26536856 - 03/15/20 03:13 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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tomorrow I can make a run for the stuff I need, so hopefully things are still open
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: psi]
#26536859 - 03/15/20 03:13 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thanks Bro, I'll do a lil more research. This shit is getting real crazy, real fast and it's blowing my mind.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Naturesystem]
#26536983 - 03/15/20 04:43 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was hoping for an zombie outbreak but will settle for this.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: PumpJackTeX]
#26537034 - 03/15/20 05:06 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm still only worried about the social panic, not much about the virus itself
And that side of shit is getting pretty bad
Already dead broke at my house and work hours have been almost entirely cut with no pay
No savings cus there was barely any pay to start with
May be facing homelessness as a real threat in the near future because of this
I fucking hate America
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: pixelpopper]
#26537045 - 03/15/20 05:12 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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pixelpopper said: I fucking hate America
Go roll a bowl of meth you god damn street rat.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: PumpJackTeX]
#26537057 - 03/15/20 05:17 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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PumpJackTeX said:
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pixelpopper said: I fucking hate America
Go roll a bowl of meth you god damn street rat.
I'm not even sure what the fuck you're attempting to say
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pixelpopper said:
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PumpJackTeX said:
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pixelpopper said: I fucking hate America
Go roll a bowl of meth you god damn street rat.
I'm not even sure what the fuck you're attempting to say
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: PumpJackTeX] 1
#26537084 - 03/15/20 05:33 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ah, thanks for reminding me why I stopped coming here
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: gopher]
#26537145 - 03/15/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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gopher said: shit I only have 6 atomisers left for my ecig, I might be able to stretch each one out a week
I forgot to buy more too I have 3 left
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: pixelpopper]
#26537162 - 03/15/20 06:21 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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You cant go wrong with mre's. My 12 year old daughter had me order a case for her birthday dinner last year. Awesome for camping, when shit really does hit the fan or a casual stoner meal.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: The Influence] 2
#26537170 - 03/15/20 06:25 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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The Fed cut bank reserve ratios to zero. Get all your cash out of the banks. It is hitting the fan big time. There is going to be a run on the banks.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
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All my money is in a credit union. I'm even more screwed huh?
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: mycosis]
#26537175 - 03/15/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Get out whatever you can. For real.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#26537177 - 03/15/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Like right now, go to the ATM and get your max. Tomorrow morning get out more.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#26537186 - 03/15/20 06:36 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've got to get off here. Ya'll are freaking me out.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: mycosis]
#26537198 - 03/15/20 06:42 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I took out $200 earlier so I could buy ammo with cash that Chase bank didn't track but they didn't have anything I wanted.
Now I'm screwed. The credit union is going to take all my money, I can't get ammo, and all the toilet paper is gone!!!
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: mycosis]
#26537209 - 03/15/20 06:47 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Watch a couple of zombie and Mad Max movies to sooth your concerns.
Fuck this. I gotta get up into the woods.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
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I don't have it in me to check my 401(k) right now. I imagine it has been a bloodbath.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: mycosis]
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Its confirmed in my town as of tonight. I'm debating calling off work and staying home out in the country for a week or so but I really need the money.....but money wont matter if we all die..... gaaaah what do I do
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26537252 - 03/15/20 07:14 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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We're all already dying...
Panicking is pointless
The most this virus can do is make you die faster.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: mycosis]
#26537260 - 03/15/20 07:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im withdrawing my simple ira account tomorrow. Have lost 11% of my retirement the last i checked. Does the fdic cover losses from incidents like this? We have a little nest egg saved up and i sure as fuck dont want to lose it.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: The Influence]
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: The Influence]
#26537267 - 03/15/20 07:23 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stock market is gonna drop 20% tomorrow causing the markets to temporarily close until Tuesday calling it now.
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Ahab McBathsalts said: The Fed cut bank reserve ratios to zero. Get all your cash out of the banks. It is hitting the fan big time. There is going to be a run on the banks.
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Ahab McBathsalts said: Like right now, go to the ATM and get your max. Tomorrow morning get out more.
Do you think the day has come?
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Ahab McBathsalts
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: The Influence] 1
#26537478 - 03/15/20 08:56 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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The Influence said: Im withdrawing my simple ira account tomorrow. Have lost 11% of my retirement the last i checked. Does the fdic cover losses from incidents like this? We have a little nest egg saved up and i sure as fuck dont want to lose it.
If it's in a stock or mutual fund, no.
Like the market is only going to drop another 25% or so. I wouldn't pull that shit out if you got another decade at least until retirement. But like a savings or chequing account, pull some shit out.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#26538015 - 03/16/20 07:18 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pull it out.
The stock market is crashing.
Put it back in 6 month from now.
You will avoid losing 25%-60% of value in stocks.
Just dont spend it.
We can all agree stocks are not going up in 6 months.
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#26538165 - 03/16/20 08:56 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ahab McBathsalts said: The Fed cut bank reserve ratios to zero. Get all your cash out of the banks. It is hitting the fan big time. There is going to be a run on the banks.
Ive given up my saving and credit cards for 2+ years now, One well known bank from our country goes insolvent 3.5 years ago, ive witness the chaotic results to its depositors. One of em is our company's customer when I was still active.
Edited by pacmanbreed (03/16/20 09:39 AM)
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Re: It's the end of the world! Everybody panic! Every man for himself! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#26538192 - 03/16/20 09:10 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ahab McBathsalts said:
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The Influence said: Im withdrawing my simple ira account tomorrow. Have lost 11% of my retirement the last i checked. Does the fdic cover losses from incidents like this? We have a little nest egg saved up and i sure as fuck dont want to lose it.
If it's in a stock or mutual fund, no.
Like the market is only going to drop another 25% or so. I wouldn't pull that shit out if you got another decade at least until retirement. But like a savings or chequing account, pull some shit out.
Share with us your insider info. You truly believe we should empty our bank accounts, wtf? Youre a troll master why should we believe this, just provide the same reading you read from.
My bank is FDIC insured, they insure my money up to 250k so why would I still pull out funds in paper form?
I'm imagining a near future where even straight cash benjis will be worth nothing and people will use those $100 bills as fire tinder to keep warm in the boonies
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