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Anonymous #1

Black chicks and blowjobs
    #26531355 - 03/12/20 04:17 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Black chicks give the worst blowjobs. But at least the sex is pretty decent.

White chicks give excellent blowjobs. My favorite.


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #26531412 - 03/12/20 05:04 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

idk i got this black/philipino girl who's throat is a black hole that i'm pretty sure could accommodate entire galaxies


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #26531459 - 03/12/20 05:42 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Psilosopherr said:
idk i got this black/philipino girl who's throat is a black hole that i'm pretty sure could accommodate entire galaxies



:rofl:


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Dorfnob] * 2
    #26555770 - 03/24/20 07:36 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I dont think the race really matters here lol. Ive had mixed results from all!


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: ohfunkya]
    #26556471 - 03/25/20 07:32 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Would you say black women are on par with other races for blowjob skills?


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #26557197 - 03/25/20 02:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I think it's a matter of how she learned and if she received any feedback in prior experiences. If she thinks she's doing a good job, but noone tells her it's mediocre. She's going to keep giving mediocre blowjobs till someone speaks up.

I mess around with this chick occasionally who doesn't give blow jobs (fuckin lame), but I tell her how to work a handjob designed for me.


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: blackhawk]
    #26558209 - 03/26/20 01:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I think you are spot on there. I didnt have the heart to say she was doing a bad job because Im lucky to even get a blowjob in the first place. Perhaps all her other guy partners did the same or dont care or dont know about bad blowjobs.


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #26558675 - 03/26/20 09:17 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I wouldn't tell her she is doing a bad job as it might make her uncomfortable. Just kind of tailor her on what you would like to feel or what you want her to do while she's doing it.


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: blackhawk]
    #26562610 - 03/28/20 06:56 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Its a stereotype.....
Ive had had a similar experience....
Girl had enormous juicy lips, yet was a raker and wasnt enjoyable.

People who constantly live under the guise of stereotype often feel obligated to fulfill that stereotype, either subconsciously or not.

She clearly hasnt had practice

You can talk the talk
but can you walk that walk

This might sound enormously fucked up, but the best blowjob ive ever had was from my 16 year old girlfriend when I was 17.
"Practice makes perfect...."


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Edited by Buckomcdoogle (03/28/20 07:04 AM)


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Buckomcdoogle] * 4
    #26567449 - 03/30/20 02:21 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I have some BJ advice to contribute. If the BJ is NOT good, but they seem determined to do a good job - convey to them some careful advice on how to BJ better, you'd be surprised at what results can be achieved


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: trees]
    #26576415 - 04/03/20 11:41 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

What sorts of phrases do you say to improve the experience?


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #26576492 - 04/04/20 12:46 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

'lick the bottom more'
'ah-ahh, teeth.'
'gentler, he's feelin sensitive right now'
'bitch those balls aint suckin themselves'


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #26597272 - 04/13/20 05:39 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
What sorts of phrases do you say to improve the experience?



"aah. let me show you how it's done" :rofl:


I found that in some cases it might be girl is not turned on much/horny and  she's doing it just to try to turn you on or finish ether way it's usually just ends up with handjob.

Also some girl are just not that good at BJ  :shrug:


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #26598571 - 04/13/20 05:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
What sorts of phrases do you say to improve the experience?



Ask your sister for some tips. She knows what she's doing


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26599247 - 04/13/20 11:07 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I've gotten the best blowjobs I've had from a black woman. I feel like the best blowjob is from a partner that actually wants to please and has learned how to please. Fat girls have done very well because I feel like they want to please. Sexy girls don't give a fuck because they know they can get any dick any time and they expect to be worshipped.
:shrug:


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #26599251 - 04/13/20 11:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

ha yeah thats my experience too. fat not-so-good-looking girls are pro's


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Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #26599260 - 04/13/20 11:20 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Indeed. The big girls definitely go the extra mile with blowjobs. Ive never had a black girlfriend but I bet those blowjobs would be pretty awesome.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Black chicks and blowjobs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #26599320 - 04/14/20 12:05 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I find it true with my self too. At least in the past. Sexy girls I'd spend a lot more time and effort eating their pussy and then with ugly girls I don't even want to eat them until I knew them more and was attracted to who they were.

Now I don't worship sexy girls because I know they might not try at all to please me and I'll feel played at the end of it.

It's sad but true.


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