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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: christopera]
    #26530961 - 03/12/20 12:35 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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I will put Asante down as a maybe.

A Toto is no good when the water is out because all the workers have COVID-19.




If the water is out we have way bigger problem than Covid 19. Mass water shortages make Covid 19 look like a booger on the end of your finger.




We'll still have tap water though


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Niffla]
    #26530964 - 03/12/20 12:37 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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christopera said:
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Crazy_Horse said:
I will put Asante down as a maybe.

A Toto is no good when the water is out because all the workers have COVID-19.




If the water is out we have way bigger problem than Covid 19. Mass water shortages make Covid 19 look like a booger on the end of your finger.




We'll still have tap water though




Exactly, and TP is hard to find. I like the pulsating warm spray my Tota showers my corn hole with. No need for rubbing my asshole with cellulose.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Niffla]
    #26530967 - 03/12/20 12:39 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

im on a well, so I have lots of water, but the well is buried and it works on an electric pump, if the electricity goes out, id have to do something like dig up the well and use the bobcat to remove the top cap, I dont even own a clean bucket and a rope


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: gopher] * 1
    #26530977 - 03/12/20 12:47 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Worse comes to worse we can drink our own urine to survive like Bear Grylls



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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: christopera]
    #26530996 - 03/12/20 12:56 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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christopera said:
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Crazy_Horse said:
I will put Asante down as a maybe.

A Toto is no good when the water is out because all the workers have COVID-19.




If the water is out we have way bigger problem than Covid 19. Mass water shortages make Covid 19 look like a booger on the end of your finger.




It's all interrelated the water will be out because of COVID-19. See above.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26531011 - 03/12/20 01:06 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Okay dude. Sounds good.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: christopera] * 3
    #26531016 - 03/12/20 01:11 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

You should start the COVID-19 denier's thread.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26531036 - 03/12/20 01:23 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

You should start it. Never once have I denied Covid 19. So that’s you playing make believe.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26531054 - 03/12/20 01:32 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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By the way, is this what the human race has been reduced to?






If people are willing to fight and trample on each other over a big screen TV on Black Friday, it's even scarier to try and think about what we will do to each other for items of survival.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Dilsnique] * 3
    #26531055 - 03/12/20 01:34 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

The end of the world will be quantifiable by the quantity of poop on everyone’s butt hole. The antics involved in getting there are without relevance.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26531077 - 03/12/20 01:50 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Dilsnique said:
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Niffla said:

By the way, is this what the human race has been reduced to?






If people are willing to fight and trample on each other over a big screen TV on Black Friday, it's even scarier to try and think about what we will do to each other for items of survival.




Oh absolutely. I shudder to think what it would like like if it came to that.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26531233 - 03/12/20 03:09 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Can someone explain the obsesion with toiletpaper? I mean, yes I bought extra as well, but I can just as easily wash my ass in the shower :shrug:


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26531282 - 03/12/20 03:36 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

yeah I have an old luffa I could use


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26531299 - 03/12/20 03:44 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Can someone explain the obsesion with toiletpaper? I mean, yes I bought extra as well, but I can just as easily wash my ass in the shower :shrug:




As I said in a post above, as owner of 100 rolls:

I don't do kitchen rolls or kleenex or paper towels, I do it all with toilet rolls.

I also bought a whole bunch of trash, bin and sandwich bags. I don't hear you complain about that :smile:


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Asante]
    #26531359 - 03/12/20 04:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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I also bought a whole bunch of trash, bin and sandwich bags. I don't hear you complain about that :smile:




buy all the soap --> nobody else can wash their hands --> well that backfired


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #26531362 - 03/12/20 04:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Can someone explain the obsesion with toiletpaper? I mean, yes I bought extra as well, but I can just as easily wash my ass in the shower :shrug:




Buttholes crave toilet paper, especially when sick.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Tantrika]
    #26531364 - 03/12/20 04:22 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Is there a way I could get paid to be a test subject for vaccines? Because I dont have much to lose and would do it.....for the right price.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Asante]
    #26531469 - 03/12/20 05:59 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Asante said:
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Tripsurfer said:
Can someone explain the obsesion with toiletpaper? I mean, yes I bought extra as well, but I can just as easily wash my ass in the shower :shrug:




As I said in a post above, as owner of 100 rolls:

I don't do kitchen rolls or kleenex or paper towels, I do it all with toilet rolls.

I also bought a whole bunch of trash, bin and sandwich bags. I don't hear you complain about that :smile:




You're hiding in Curacao. You don't need all this.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #26531519 - 03/12/20 06:35 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I read this thread then ran to town to pick up a bunch of sanitizer stuffs....and wouldnt you know it fucking shelves wiped out. I only went cause i seen what the prices of lysol wipes are going for on ebay.


People are fucking nuts man, I understand no one wants to get sick, but the media has a real good way of hyping things up.

6 people in my state of 6 million have it and not a single fatality. Ive read about at least 4 kids dying from the influenza in my state this year alone.


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Re: Well shelves in my supermarket beginning to empty... [Re: Patlal]
    #26531537 - 03/12/20 06:42 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Asante said:
Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
Can someone explain the obsesion with toiletpaper? I mean, yes I bought extra as well, but I can just as easily wash my ass in the shower :shrug:




As I said in a post above, as owner of 100 rolls:

I don't do kitchen rolls or kleenex or paper towels, I do it all with toilet rolls.

I also bought a whole bunch of trash, bin and sandwich bags. I don't hear you complain about that :smile:




You're hiding in Curacao. You don't need all this.





I'm in the most diseased city of the most diseased province and with my pre existing conditions odds are >10% that I die if I get it.


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