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Offlineaudiophoenix
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Cat's in heat are fucking crazy * 7
    #26526111 - 03/09/20 08:25 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

My kitten is in her first heat and it caught me off guard.

We were told its best to wait until after 6 months so here we are at 6 months and she is fuckin begging for that cat dick.

We got suters lining up at the back sliding glass door and she is just flippin her lid.

It's non stop 24/7 for the last few days. The meowing is the most desperate pleading cry it almost sounds other worldly.

I can't wait for this to be over. Letting my dog out is like a 3 ring circus.

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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: audiophoenix] * 2
    #26526233 - 03/09/20 09:42 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

My ex's cat liked to pee when she was in heat.


She crawled on top of me one night and I was thinking she wanted cuddles (she got affectionate too) and next thing I know there's wetness soaking through the blanket and onto my belly.


Getting your pets fixed is important folks.


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26526237 - 03/09/20 09:44 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I have six year old black cat and she can get pretty annoying when she goes into heat. She used to be worse though; I feel as they get older, they chill out a little. And you're right about the sounds they make; shit's weird lol


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26526497 - 03/10/20 01:41 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Yikes! The Reproductive Desire is stroooong with this one :strokebeard:

Cats are sorta weird animals. :kitty: :cat:



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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26526674 - 03/10/20 06:22 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

There's lots of cats living close to my house

One of them fought a rat when I was younger and the rat ripped its eye out

When I first heard that cat do those begging for dick sounds I freaked out and thought that that cat was cursed or some shit


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: The_Brown_Wizard]
    #26526702 - 03/10/20 06:48 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

My indoor cat who is starting to heat up is mostly surrounded by other male cats that makes this begging lustful noise in the depth of the night. By that disturbance, I always find joy by permiting a part of the act, then eventually interupting it while their dicks are rubbing the glory hole and was getting close to the main act, unfortunately this particular lover cat slipped through our home out of my plain sight. It was too late before i caught the act.


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #26526707 - 03/10/20 06:53 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

That's a dangerous game my friend.


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: audiophoenix] * 3
    #26526729 - 03/10/20 07:16 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

They have barbed penises, so you're probably not going to very successfully interrupt it if it's begun :smilingpuppy:


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: pacmanbreed]
    #26526746 - 03/10/20 07:29 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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My indoor cat who is starting to heat up is mostly surrounded by other male cats that makes this begging lustful noise in the depth of the night. By that disturbance, I always find joy by permiting a part of the act, then eventually interupting it while their dicks are rubbing the glory hole and was getting close to the main act, unfortunately this particular lover cat slipped through our home out of my plain sight. It was too late before i caught the act.



Wait you just have random cats coming in and out of your house?


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: Psyche delics]
    #26526767 - 03/10/20 07:41 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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My indoor cat who is starting to heat up is mostly surrounded by other male cats that makes this begging lustful noise in the depth of the night. By that disturbance, I always find joy by permiting a part of the act, then eventually interupting it while their dicks are rubbing the glory hole and was getting close to the main act, unfortunately this particular lover cat slipped through our home out of my plain sight. It was too late before i caught the act.



Wait you just have random cats coming in and out of your house?





You don't?



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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: audiophoenix] * 3
    #26526780 - 03/10/20 07:50 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I once let in this cat that I knew wasn't my cat - but looked pretty similar - when I was a kid just to mess with my mom... the cat literally did the exact same thing my cat would do and walked over to her office, jumped on the green chair, and laid exactly where my other cat lays 70% of the time. It took her over an hour to notice :lol:


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: twighead] * 1
    #26526782 - 03/10/20 07:52 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: Thats awesome.

That cat was right at home wit you guizes :awesomecat: :awesome:


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: Psyche delics]
    #26526821 - 03/10/20 08:29 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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pacmanbreed said:
My indoor cat who is starting to heat up is mostly surrounded by other male cats that makes this begging lustful noise in the depth of the night. By that disturbance, I always find joy by permiting a part of the act, then eventually interupting it while their dicks are rubbing the glory hole and was getting close to the main act, unfortunately this particular lover cat slipped through our home out of my plain sight. It was too late before i caught the act.



Wait you just have random cats coming in and out of your house?




That particular smart mother fucker cat made a hole in the weak part of our ceiling thru the attic.. I was alerted in my sleep after the outsiders where unusually loudy cheering with their excited dicks while watching the scene.


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: pacmanbreed] * 3
    #26526906 - 03/10/20 09:18 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

A hole in your fucking ceiling? :rofl:

And here I thought ceiling cat was but a myth



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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: twighead] * 3
    #26526925 - 03/10/20 09:29 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26527044 - 03/10/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Rudyard Kipling's Just So Stories.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b01pw5s8

Series 1
The Cat That Walked by Himself.

Look below for the More episodes: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m000fwyj


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: audiophoenix] * 1
    #26527072 - 03/10/20 11:04 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Getting your pets fixed is important folks.!!!!

Fix that bitch!


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: twighead] * 1
    #26527090 - 03/10/20 11:15 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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A hole in your fucking ceiling? :rofl:

And here I thought ceiling cat was but a myth






Damn That particular lustful stare :lol:
Im appreciating his offspring more & more overtime.
One of em even hunt cockroaches for play and for a snack.
Im pretty sure that when I hear my neighbors shout, that god damn cat!
Its the same linage of that particular mother fucker smart cat.


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: pacmanbreed] * 2
    #26527344 - 03/10/20 01:38 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

A friend had a cat in heat, he put his phone on vibrating alarm, slipped it in a plastic bag, shoved it under her rear and challenged me to call him.

She appreciated loudly :rotfl:

We referred to this as "the obscene phone call"


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Re: Cat's in heat are fucking crazy [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26527351 - 03/10/20 01:40 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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A friend had a cat in heat, he put his phone on vibrating alarm, slipped it in a plastic bag, shoved it under her rear and challenged me to call him.

She appreciated loudly :rotfl:

We referred to this as "the obscene phone call"




literally cat calling that bitch


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