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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: Magenta]
#26523292 - 03/08/20 03:43 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Magenta said: Can someone please explain the concept of an IPA
It's like putting your mouth over a dick bottle and sucking it.
It's terrible in the summer but when ice cold you can't tell the difference.
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: Fiery]
#26523299 - 03/08/20 03:48 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fiery said:
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Magenta said: Can someone please explain the concept of an IPA
It's like putting your mouth over a dick bottle and sucking it.
It's terrible in the summer but when ice cold you can't tell the difference.
Even the thought of a piss-warm IPA gets my stomach rolling.
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: BooShow]
#26523302 - 03/08/20 03:51 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're not cut out for the open seas, get out of my sight.
Also, IPA's are for fags.
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: BooShow]
#26523312 - 03/08/20 03:58 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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THe stomach rolls like the womans ring of emerald
THe world rolls and life trolls
real life fairies and dragons
ANd then one man makes a comment about going down he only kissed the thiigh
Never in his life did his lips touch a cock.
But they might, if he is a hero of the afterlife he might have to
take down
But now, He never touched his lips to penis
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: BooShow] 1
#26523317 - 03/08/20 04:01 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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You've changed my mind.
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Fiery
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: Fiery]
#26523318 - 03/08/20 04:04 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fiery said: THe stomach rolls like the womans ring of emerald
Never in his life did his lips touch a cock.
But they might, if he is a hero of the afterlife he might have to
take down
But now, He never touched his lips to
penis
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: Fiery]
#26523319 - 03/08/20 04:04 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sang this like Shane MacGowan and it just works.
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: Fiery]
#26523322 - 03/08/20 04:07 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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You've got to trim some of the fat off your prose for the time signature.
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Fiery
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I never wanted to lie.
Shall we confess here?
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: Fiery]
#26523358 - 03/08/20 04:49 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think you mean to ask if anyone has ever had a good one.
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: morrowasted]
#26523361 - 03/08/20 04:51 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Are you here to take my shift? I'm taxed.
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: Magenta]
#26523552 - 03/08/20 08:35 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Magenta said: Can someone please explain the concept of an IPA and how it became a thing. I live in a hot temperate climat and although i love a good ale, including IPA, there's no way in hell that it's my beer choice in the Summer months. India is more humid and hotter that Australia. If i were over there i'd say fuck off with the IPA, give me a larger or else i'll just drink water. I just can't comprehend how an IPA could be associated with a country which it'd be god awful to consume within. It's too hot in India for IPA. Does that make sense to anyone else?
Another question is, how much are the IPAs of today actually like the historical ones they are named after?
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: psi]
#26523564 - 03/08/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wait why is an IPA no good in the summer? The hotter it is outside the more refreshing the beer is even IPA.
The old day IPA is no resemblance to IPAs of today. IPA is all a product of hop breeding not a need to make a beer with low infection risk. It's like weed, people are after new flavors. Hence IPAs showcasing the fancy new hops
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: bodhisatta]
#26523574 - 03/08/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hops and weed make each other taste bad. Seriously. you cannot enjoy the flavor of a bud if you are drinking an IPA.
Sours and weed go together great. Stouts and weed are great too. A good old fashion blunt with an imperial stout is the best combo.
Corona and Haze is the worst combo possible
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: bw86]
#26523576 - 03/08/20 08:50 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I disagree. And so does every other stoner brewery employee in the world.
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: bodhisatta]
#26523579 - 03/08/20 08:52 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I know that is one of the reasons i left the brewing industry. But if you really analyze it you will figure it out too. They are to closely related and the Alpha Acids clash.
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: bw86]
#26523585 - 03/08/20 08:55 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's like saying you can't taste test more than one or two IPAs at the same time.
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: bodhisatta] 1
#26523587 - 03/08/20 08:59 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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nah man it not. lets just agree to disagree. Its verry possible to pick up subtle differences in IPAs.Apposing flavors are great. Thats why they put coffee in a perfume isle. Mixing perfumes is not great. its kinda the same idea.
a bad day at work
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Re: Anyone ever had a bad IPA? [Re: bw86] 1
#26523597 - 03/08/20 09:05 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I used to run the lab at a brewery and run the taste testing too. I can watch people pick up on introduced flavors added in at threshold of detection levels after smoking weed. Some people were bad tasters every day every time. Some people are excellent tasters.
I could put two PPM of iso-humulone extract in a beer and leave one a control. This is a 2 IBU difference. And some people easily notice and some people couldn't perceive it at all.
It's so individualistic that it really boils down to the individual. You don't know how well or not you taste until you do some blind taste experiments.
I would do double blind tastings. Our beers and buy some competition beers of the same style. It's always awesome hearing owners say they got the best shit and rate their own products near last or dead last vs beer they call shit and would never buy.
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