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twighead
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The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? 2
#26519974 - 03/06/20 04:37 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dark_Star
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Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: twighead]
#26519977 - 03/06/20 04:38 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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No I don’t. I should though
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larry.fisherman
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Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: twighead] 4
#26519982 - 03/06/20 04:44 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sifu Sunshine once told me before he died of cancer in a horrific martial arts tournament accident that your Chi comes from the balls. He really taught me how to use my balls . Sometimes guys will see how much I kill guys with my martial arts and I'll have to be like "Get your balls out of my face" because I don't want to have to kill them with my Wu Sao Slow Fist Technique. It's too powerful I just can't help but kill the guys. I try to Slow Fist but they just can't handle my chi which is by proxy my balls
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pacmanbreed



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Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#26520020 - 03/06/20 05:42 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
larry.fisherman said: Sifu Sunshine once told me before he died of cancer in a horrific martial arts tournament accident that your Chi comes from the balls. He really taught me how to use my balls . Sometimes guys will see how much I kill guys with my martial arts and I'll have to be like "Get your balls out of my face" because I don't want to have to kill them with my Wu Sao Slow Fist Technique. It's too powerful I just can't help but kill the guys. I try to Slow Fist but they just can't handle my chi which is by proxy my balls
Well delivered, Sunshine mentioned that you must be artistic when in comes to martial arts. Im pretty sure you can't defeat the fake gangsters & the mafia with that Wu Sao Slow fist technique alone. they are pretty stealthy & don't have A coco hard balls in the front. being a Master of Qui Gong, An Iron Fingertip can help.
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HamHead
Hard Ass Motherfucker



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Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: pacmanbreed] 2
#26520045 - 03/06/20 06:12 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have a pretty strong static discharge practically every time I exit my vehicle.
Does that count?
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christopera
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Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: HamHead]
#26520102 - 03/06/20 07:12 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I thought it said "chili" not "chi" and I was like, what does my chili have to do with a gong?
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