Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,686
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 13 hours, 29 minutes
The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? * 2
    #26519974 - 03/06/20 04:37 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Are you a Shroomer?

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

Then you must have stuck your feet in the ground,

and drawn energy from the earth!

:supersaiyan:  :supersaiyan:  :jonespalm:

This is for all to enjoy and love! let us all join in the immortal form,









--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 31,859
Loc: Uranus
Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: twighead]
    #26519977 - 03/06/20 04:38 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

No I don’t. I should though


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblelarry.fisherman
shoulda died already
I'm a teapot

Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: twighead] * 4
    #26519982 - 03/06/20 04:44 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Sifu Sunshine once told me before he died of cancer in a horrific martial arts tournament accident that your Chi comes from the balls. He really taught me how to use my balls . Sometimes guys will see how much I kill guys with my martial arts and I'll have to be like "Get your balls out of my face" because I don't want to have to kill them with my Wu Sao Slow Fist Technique. It's too powerful I just can't help but kill the guys. I try to Slow Fist but they just can't handle my chi which is by proxy my balls


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Onlinepacmanbreed
 User Gallery


Registered: 10/12/16
Posts: 3,692
Last seen: 7 seconds
Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #26520020 - 03/06/20 05:42 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:kimjongil::tryingnottodie:

Quote:

larry.fisherman said:
Sifu Sunshine once told me before he died of cancer in a horrific martial arts tournament accident that your Chi comes from the balls. He really taught me how to use my balls . Sometimes guys will see how much I kill guys with my martial arts and I'll have to be like "Get your balls out of my face" because I don't want to have to kill them with my Wu Sao Slow Fist Technique. It's too powerful I just can't help but kill the guys. I try to Slow Fist but they just can't handle my chi which is by proxy my balls





Well delivered, Sunshine mentioned that you must be artistic when in comes to martial arts. Im pretty sure you can't defeat the fake gangsters & the mafia with that Wu Sao Slow fist technique alone. they are pretty stealthy & don't have A coco hard balls in the front. being a Master of Qui Gong, An Iron Fingertip can help.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineHamHead
Hard Ass Motherfucker
Male


Registered: 03/17/15
Posts: 6,107
Loc: Galactic sector ZZ9 Plura...
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: pacmanbreed] * 2
    #26520045 - 03/06/20 06:12 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I have a pretty strong static discharge practically every time I exit my vehicle.

Does that count?


--------------------
The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinechristopera
Stranger
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/13/17
Posts: 14,270
Last seen: 8 hours, 42 minutes
Re: The GONG has been struck: Do you utilize your chi!? [Re: HamHead]
    #26520102 - 03/06/20 07:12 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I thought it said "chili" not "chi" and I was like, what does my chili have to do with a gong?


--------------------
Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result.

A Dorito is pizza, change my mind.

Bank and Union with The Shroomery at the Zuul on The internet - now with %'s and things

I’m sorry it had to be me.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* What's the best type of martial arts?
( 1 2 all )
MOTH 4,947 36 12/31/04 12:23 PM
by Shroomism
* Any martial artists?
( 1 2 3 all )
Madtowntripper 6,493 59 03/23/08 03:32 AM
by Acaterpillar
* Tai chi......
( 1 2 all )
Psy Baba 2,467 27 09/12/09 03:57 AM
by TrancedShroom
* Mixed Martial Arts
( 1 2 all )
starfire_xes 1,272 22 02/05/10 09:33 PM
by starfire_xes
* Any martial artists - advice?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
PDU 3,946 66 12/09/09 03:46 AM
by Shroomism
* are you experienced with martial/self defense arts?
( 1 2 3 all )
Asante 2,700 48 11/17/09 10:43 AM
by Adden
* Self Taught Martial art. Psy Baba 917 11 03/20/08 11:16 AM
by OG bub
* Tai Chi
( 1 2 all )
tomk 2,004 29 12/02/05 10:52 PM
by Learyfan

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
127 topic views. 6 members, 40 guests and 61 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.019 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 12 queries.