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    #26519854 - 03/06/20 01:10 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

So I've got this doggo I got given years ago when he was just young. He smashed through 29 chickens and 16 ducks, despite being a purebred Staffordshire Terrier and worth big money you don't get away with that shit. So he came to me as a house pet. Having lived his first year on a farm isn't a fan of fences. As far as he's concerned every fence is an infringement on his doggo right to free movement. He will literally injure himself just to get on the other side of a fence that would be keeping him in. Then he'll just sit on the other side of the fence wishing he was back on the other side of it again.
Once you're on the other side of a fence though you might as well look around. I used to live in a small coastal town of about 400 people. He'd wander down the beach, have a swim. maybe play with a doggo or two, come home. Only one time he didn't make it home and I got him the next morning a few kms down the beach. Must have got disoriented or something, but that was that.
Now years later I bought acreage, there's plenty of room for him to roam, no fences, no problems.
I'm driving home from work today and had to go down the beach to get something. Went past my place about 20 kms to the beach and came back an hour later. I'm about 3 kms from my house going through this cutout in the mountain and the cars coming the other way are flashing me. I slow down because I'm expecting a cassowary or some other critter on the road. Lo and behold it's my fucking doggo walking along the side of the road towards my place, in the cutout no less. I pulled over and stuck my hazard lights on. No way to get off the road as it's narrow with steep banks. Doggo jumped in the car on command, thankfully no other cars came at that time. He was panting heavy, had travelled a very long distance. I think he might have gone looking for the beach again.  :facepalm:



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