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lil_demented
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Dickdownasaurus 2
#26519825 - 03/06/20 12:14 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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So I searched google for something totally normal, clicked on images. And I find this little gem. It appears someone put dinosaur legs on a dildoe. But Why?
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MadMuncher
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shit i thought i was in otd for a sec. thats a beauty. thanks for the visual aid goodnight guys
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psi
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Concept art for a sci-fi porn reminiscent of the Alien movies.
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Dilsnique
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi] 2
#26520113 - 03/06/20 07:20 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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larry.fisherman
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Maybe instead of a suction cup it has some kind of spring system in the legs to push back when she goes back up on it
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lil_demented
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Do you really think that dildoe has that much technology?
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Quote:
lil_demented said: So I searched google for something totally normal...
Uh huh
Hey whatever tickles your pickle
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lil_demented
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Ryzo]
#26523662 - 03/08/20 09:47 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ryzo said:
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lil_demented said: So I searched google for something totally normal...
Uh huh
Hey whatever tickles your pickle
It was normal, I swear.
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In your world, I have no doubt..
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lil_demented
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Amanita86]
#26523857 - 03/08/20 12:19 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey, when did this turn into a thread about me and my google searches? Really, I wasn't searching for "dildoe with leggs".
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Amanita86]
#26523861 - 03/08/20 12:21 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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My guess is someone's got an art show coming up, and they're wanting to shock the easily-upset critics! (I'm just guessing; it looks like an art studio style background)
Damn, I can't believe THIS is the post to make me break my lurking habits. Dick does that sometimes, I guess...
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psi
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Mudbrain]
#26523901 - 03/08/20 12:51 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was not able to find out anything about its origins but here it is from another angle:
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lil_demented
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
#26523907 - 03/08/20 12:56 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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lmao!! It's thigh muscles look like a ball sack.
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lil_demented
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So the mystery of the dickdownasaurus has been solved. It was made by the gehs for the geys. Your mom was not happy and I died a little inside.
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psi
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So like is it intended to be a functional sex toy?
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
#26525618 - 03/09/20 02:50 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
psi said: So like is it intended to be a functional sex toy?
I sincerely hope not!!!
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audiophoenix
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Has genetic engineering gone too far? Or is this just the tip?
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
#26526161 - 03/09/20 08:55 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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The recent Jurassic Parks would have been much better with dickdownasaurus as the alpha predator
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audiophoenix
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Niffla] 3
#26526220 - 03/09/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Niffla said: The recent Jurassic Parks would have been much better with dickdownasaurus as the alpha predator
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audiophoenix
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I title that
JURASSIC PART
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Quote:
audiophoenix said:
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Niffla said: The recent Jurassic Parks would have been much better with dickdownasaurus as the alpha predator

I'm officially dead
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Niffla]
#26526704 - 03/10/20 06:51 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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LoL I had to downloaded paint.net for this. But it was too good of an idea not to.
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tyrannicalrex
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"Jurassic Cock" -- you know......never mind. BUT, it might make a good porno title.
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psi
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Dilsnique
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
#26526912 - 03/10/20 09:23 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Possible movie titles:
Jurassic Park: Penal Colony Throbasaurus Wrecks Penetrator VS. Mechavagina Jurassic World: Members Only Prehysteria 4!: Dickin' Around
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Dilsnique]
#26526921 - 03/10/20 09:27 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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It kinda reminds me of what a xenomorph from the Aliens series would look like if it began ravaging a society of talking penises. I bet it spits acid and has teeth inside
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Dilsnique]
#26526922 - 03/10/20 09:28 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dino names:
Suckalodadick Eatalodadatass lickalodapuss Fuckalodabutt
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Dilsnique
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said: lickalodapuss
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1234go
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Imagine the bestiality porn if that thing was real.....
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: 1234go]
#26527022 - 03/10/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ummm, no, I won't thank you.
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psi
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Quote:
lil_demented said: lmao!! It's thigh muscles look like a ball sack.
It seems it does also have a ball sack.
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audiophoenix
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
#26527027 - 03/10/20 10:35 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Never skip ball day
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Quote:
lil_demented said: So I searched google for something totally normal, clicked on images. And I find this little gem. It appears someone put dinosaur legs on a dildoe. But Why?

The Phallusaurus Erectus.
It was known for it's poisonous spit but was prone to multiple diseases.
He was not to be fucked with.
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psi
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Quote:
audiophoenix said:
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Niffla said: The recent Jurassic Parks would have been much better with dickdownasaurus as the alpha predator

I wonder if this would work at shroomery graem size.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
#26527061 - 03/10/20 10:55 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd love to see it as a .gif
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audiophoenix
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larry.fisherman said: I'd love to see it as a .gif
I'll have to make it throb
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lil_demented
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When I started this thread. I never would have imagined that it would deliver this well.
You all have made me so proud.
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lil_demented
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Possible movie name:
Jurassic Pork
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Dilsnique
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Quote:
lil_demented said: Possible movie name:
Jurassic Pork
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audiophoenix
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Can we get Imogen Poots cast in this
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Niffla



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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Niffla]
#26527207 - 03/10/20 12:27 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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And directed by Michael Bay
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Niffla] 1
#26527250 - 03/10/20 12:50 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Can we get Imogen Poots cast in this
And directed by Michael Bay
*hangs up phone after talking to Hollywood agent about movie idea/available budget*
They can get us Melissa Joan Hart and the guy that directs the Little Caesars commercials...
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Dilsnique]
#26527256 - 03/10/20 12:52 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dilsnique said:
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Niffla said: Can we get Imogen Poots cast in this
And directed by Michael Bay
*hangs up phone after talking to Hollywood agent about movie idea/available budget*
They can get us Melissa Joan Hart and the guy that directs the Little Caesars commercials...
Okay fine that'll work I guess

Will still watch on the edge of my seat
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Quote:
audiophoenix said:
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larry.fisherman said: I'd love to see it as a .gif
I'll have to make it throb
That's what he said!
(did I do it right this time?)
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audiophoenix
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I was waiting for it.
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said: (did I do it right this time?)
That's what he said!
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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Dilsnique]
#26527496 - 03/10/20 02:37 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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AH HA!
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