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    #26519825 - 03/06/20 12:14 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

So I searched google for something totally normal, clicked on images. And I find this little gem. It appears someone put dinosaur legs on a dildoe. But Why?



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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26519833 - 03/06/20 12:24 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

shit i thought i was in otd for a sec. thats a beauty. thanks for the visual aid goodnight guys


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26519839 - 03/06/20 12:38 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Concept art for a sci-fi porn reminiscent of the Alien movies.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi] * 2
    #26520113 - 03/06/20 07:20 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26520120 - 03/06/20 07:26 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe instead of a suction cup it has some kind of spring system in the legs to push back when she goes back up on it


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26523617 - 03/08/20 09:18 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Do you really think that dildoe has that much technology?


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26523647 - 03/08/20 09:38 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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So I searched google for something totally normal...




Uh huh

Hey whatever tickles your pickle


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Ryzo]
    #26523662 - 03/08/20 09:47 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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So I searched google for something totally normal...




Uh huh

Hey whatever tickles your pickle




It was normal, I swear.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26523829 - 03/08/20 12:00 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

In your world, I have no doubt..:justinwilson:


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Amanita86]
    #26523857 - 03/08/20 12:19 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Hey, when did this turn into a thread about me and my google searches? Really, I wasn't searching for "dildoe with leggs".


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Amanita86]
    #26523861 - 03/08/20 12:21 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

My guess is someone's got an art show coming up, and they're wanting to shock the easily-upset critics! (I'm just guessing; it looks like an art studio style background)

Damn, I can't believe THIS is the post to make me break my lurking habits. Dick does that sometimes, I guess...


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Mudbrain]
    #26523901 - 03/08/20 12:51 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I was not able to find out anything about its origins but here it is from another angle:



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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
    #26523907 - 03/08/20 12:56 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

lmao!! It's thigh muscles look like a ball sack.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26525577 - 03/09/20 02:18 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

So the mystery of the dickdownasaurus has been solved. It was made by the gehs for the geys. Your mom was not happy and I died a little inside.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26525596 - 03/09/20 02:32 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

So like is it intended to be a functional sex toy?


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
    #26525618 - 03/09/20 02:50 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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So like is it intended to be a functional sex toy?



I sincerely hope not!!!:eek:


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26526143 - 03/09/20 08:44 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Has genetic engineering gone too far? Or is this just the tip?


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26526145 - 03/09/20 08:44 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

:iseewhatyoudidthere:


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
    #26526161 - 03/09/20 08:55 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

The recent Jurassic Parks would have been much better with dickdownasaurus as the alpha predator


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26526220 - 03/09/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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The recent Jurassic Parks would have been much better with dickdownasaurus as the alpha predator






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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26526222 - 03/09/20 09:34 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I title that

JURASSIC PART


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26526228 - 03/09/20 09:41 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

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The recent Jurassic Parks would have been much better with dickdownasaurus as the alpha predator









I'm officially dead

:rofl: :rofl:


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Niffla]
    #26526704 - 03/10/20 06:51 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

LoL I had to downloaded paint.net for this. But it was too good of an idea not to.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: audiophoenix] * 1
    #26526851 - 03/10/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

"Jurassic Cock" -- you know......never mind. BUT, it might make a good porno title.:smirk:


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26526893 - 03/10/20 09:12 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)





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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
    #26526912 - 03/10/20 09:23 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Possible movie titles:

Jurassic Park: Penal Colony
Throbasaurus Wrecks
Penetrator VS. Mechavagina
Jurassic World: Members Only
Prehysteria 4!: Dickin' Around


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26526921 - 03/10/20 09:27 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

It kinda reminds me of what a xenomorph from the Aliens series would look like if it began ravaging a society of talking penises. I bet it spits acid and has teeth inside


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26526922 - 03/10/20 09:28 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Dino names:

Suckalodadick
Eatalodadatass
lickalodapuss
Fuckalodabutt


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26526939 - 03/10/20 09:34 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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lickalodapuss







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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26526989 - 03/10/20 10:03 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Imagine the bestiality porn if that thing was real.....


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: 1234go]
    #26527022 - 03/10/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Ummm, no, I won't thank you.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26527023 - 03/10/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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lmao!! It's thigh muscles look like a ball sack.




It seems it does also have a ball sack.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
    #26527027 - 03/10/20 10:35 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Never skip ball day


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26527031 - 03/10/20 10:37 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Fun fact: Want to know why t-rex's can't walk backwards?


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26527037 - 03/10/20 10:40 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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So I searched google for something totally normal, clicked on images. And I find this little gem. It appears someone put dinosaur legs on a dildoe. But Why?






The Phallusaurus Erectus.

It was known for it's poisonous spit but was prone to multiple diseases.

He was not to be fucked with.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: audiophoenix] * 1
    #26527041 - 03/10/20 10:42 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Niffla said:
The recent Jurassic Parks would have been much better with dickdownasaurus as the alpha predator










I wonder if this would work at shroomery graem size.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: psi]
    #26527061 - 03/10/20 10:55 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I'd love to see it as a .gif


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #26527066 - 03/10/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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I'd love to see it as a .gif




I'll have to make it throb


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: audiophoenix] * 1
    #26527189 - 03/10/20 12:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

When I started this thread. I never would have imagined that it would deliver this well.

You all have made me so proud.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented] * 1
    #26527191 - 03/10/20 12:21 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Possible movie name:

Jurassic Pork


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26527194 - 03/10/20 12:23 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Possible movie name:

Jurassic Pork






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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: lil_demented]
    #26527199 - 03/10/20 12:25 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26527204 - 03/10/20 12:27 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Can we get Imogen Poots cast in this


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Niffla]
    #26527207 - 03/10/20 12:27 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

And directed by Michael Bay


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26527250 - 03/10/20 12:50 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Can we get Imogen Poots cast in this

And directed by Michael Bay





*hangs up phone after talking to Hollywood agent about movie idea/available budget*

They can get us Melissa Joan Hart and the guy that directs the Little Caesars commercials...


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26527256 - 03/10/20 12:52 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Niffla said:
Can we get Imogen Poots cast in this

And directed by Michael Bay





*hangs up phone after talking to Hollywood agent about movie idea/available budget*

They can get us Melissa Joan Hart and the guy that directs the Little Caesars commercials...




Okay fine that'll work I guess

:racethread:

Will still watch on the edge of my seat


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: audiophoenix] * 1
    #26527311 - 03/10/20 01:19 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

larry.fisherman said:
I'd love to see it as a .gif




I'll have to make it throb



That's what he said!

(did I do it right this time?)


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26527332 - 03/10/20 01:28 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I was waiting for it.


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26527340 - 03/10/20 01:35 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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(did I do it right this time?)




That's what he said!


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Re: Dickdownasaurus [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26527496 - 03/10/20 02:37 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

AH HA!


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