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Stable Genius
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Do not shake hands with any Australians. 3
#26518758 - 03/05/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Please, for your own safety, DO NOT shake hands with anyone entering your country from Australia.
Due to the coronavirus panic, we are all out of toilet paper
Why am I always the last to think of these things?
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SirTripAlot
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Stable Genius] 1
#26518864 - 03/05/20 03:07 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just roll like India and use one hand.
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: SirTripAlot]
#26518905 - 03/05/20 03:28 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stop being unsophisticated cavemen and get a Toto. It will only cost you a few dollarydoos and you’ll be off the hook for TP for life.
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Shenmue
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Stable Genius] 2
#26518915 - 03/05/20 03:31 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stable Genius said: Please, for your own safety, DO NOT shake hands with anyone entering your country from Australia.
Due to the coronavirus panic, we are all out of toilet paper
Why am I always the last to think of these things? 
Even if it's her?!
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Stable Genius
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Shenmue]
#26519180 - 03/05/20 05:38 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Normally a good cyclone will empty the shelves of milk, bread etc but toilet paper?... like... I just don't get it !!
We may not manufacture cars anymore but we still know how to make paper.
The N.T. Times was doing their bit, god bless em, 8 pages blank lift-out section 
One idiot even managed to get himself tasered fighting over a packet of toilet paper(probably the bigger 32 roll pack)
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Stable Genius]
#26519265 - 03/05/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh shit! (excuse the pun).
Sounds like u need to start manufacturing your own TP. Or use leaves. I dunno
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Stable Genius
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26519808 - 03/05/20 11:45 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is the thing L.C. we manufacture plenty... this whole stupid, dumb-arse, display of idiocy can be blamed on the morons that get their 'news' from social media. Twitter and Facebook have successfully turned an entire country into a nation of dickheads... with no toilet paper
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Stable Genius] 1
#26519862 - 03/06/20 01:21 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wait, hold up. Is everyone just buying up all the paper or are the employees at the local TP factory just not working cause of the coronavirus scare?
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Shenmue] 1
#26519936 - 03/06/20 03:47 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shenmue said:
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Stable Genius said: Please, for your own safety, DO NOT shake hands with anyone entering your country from Australia.
Due to the coronavirus panic, we are all out of toilet paper
Why am I always the last to think of these things? 
Even if it's her?!

Everytime I see her I think she is Jaimie Pressly and my heart become full of love and childlike joy, then i realize she is not. Absolute haram
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Shenmue
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: living_failure]
#26520488 - 03/06/20 11:50 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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living_failure said:
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Shenmue said:
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Stable Genius said: Please, for your own safety, DO NOT shake hands with anyone entering your country from Australia.
Due to the coronavirus panic, we are all out of toilet paper
Why am I always the last to think of these things? 
Even if it's her?!

Everytime I see her I think she is Jaimie Pressly and my heart become full of love and childlike joy, then i realize she is not. Absolute haram
She's definitely one of the best looking women on the planet. Wouldn't be amazing if every woman on the planet was a 10 out of 10? You would basically have to be a rich, good looking guy with a 10 inch dick just to even have a chance with her.
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Stable Genius
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26520880 - 03/06/20 03:58 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: Wait, hold up. Is everyone just buying up all the paper or are the employees at the local TP factory just not working cause of the coronavirus scare?
This from the 'Who Gives A Crap' Toilet Paper Company

Apparently Aus produces 60% of it's own toilet paper? It's just nuts, but stupidly serious enough that the Prime Minister weighed in. 
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison was even forced to address the issue on Tuesday, telling journalists at a COVID-19 press conference that he’d spoken to the major supermarkets to confirm there were no signs of a shortage on the horizon.
Keep calm, Mr Morrison said, there’s plenty of rolls to go around.
Aussies aren't the only brainless herd either
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We’re getting toilet paper FOMO(Fear Of Missing Out) from all angles. If it’s not physically in the shop, it’s thrown at us on social media or traditional media.
And it’s not just in Australia.
The buy up is happening overseas, too – the US, Europe and even Japan, where bidets are at their most popular.
Deakin University marketing expert Dr Michael Callaghan summed it up nicely.
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“Some people – idiots – got excited and decided they need to race out and stock up to have a year’s supply of toilet paper,” he said.
“When you think about it, how long is the recommendation for self-quarantine? Fourteen days. That’s 14 days you might want to have enough supplies on hand for. But how many people are going to use 48 rolls of toilet paper in 14 days?”
“There’s only so many bottoms that need wiping,” Dr Callaghan said.
Source https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/2020/03/04/toilet-paper-buying-why/
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Stable Genius] 1
#26521043 - 03/06/20 05:50 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man, thats crazy. Even at 60% of the countries supply, they still ran out! 
Hopefully it doesnt get too unsanitary over there (yikes).
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26521063 - 03/06/20 06:03 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can no longer find Tylenol and many other medicines right now.
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ballsalsa
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I was gonna pick up a bottle of expectorant tomorrow, just in case. Hopefully there still is some and I don't have to fight someone for it, lol.
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Stable Genius
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#26521322 - 03/06/20 08:50 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think the problem is the physical size of the TP packs, the supermarket can only keep so much out the back.
Tourism is taking a hammering, coupled with the fires. Wages have stagnated. Household debt is at record level. The Reserve Bank dropped the cash rate to an historic low last week, 0.5%, signaling it may drop it further.
This could push Aus into recession... not the toilet paper, you know what I mean.
Money is cheap, it has been for a long time, and it will be for a while longer. If the Federal government had any long term vision, NOW is the time to spend on infrastructure. The reason they won't is 100% political, as they claimed this year the Aus Budget will be in surplus, and they just can't bear to loose face... the miserable bastards.
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Oldnameforgotten
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Stable Genius]
#26522606 - 03/07/20 06:04 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Stable Genius said: Please, for your own safety, DO NOT shake hands with anyone entering your country from Australia.
Due to the coronavirus panic, we are all out of toilet paper
Why am I always the last to think of these things? 
I'm up in the kimberley in a remote community. Theres tons of toilet paper in the shop here. I think its funny the hysteria is in the cities but not in the remote places full of uneducated people. Lol.
Id kill to have the memes stop on my facebook feed though. WHY are people freaking out over toilet paper?!?!?! It makes NO SENSE.
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Stable Genius
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was talking to a friend last night who said they were lucky they stocked up...
I said I'm going to drive over and slap you
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ballsalsa
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Stable Genius]
#26523002 - 03/07/20 10:20 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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no tp, paper towels or bottled water in my town. I'm gtg but my boss is gonna have to steal from work, lol
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Stable Genius
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#26523149 - 03/08/20 12:20 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Women are now asking for Fourply before sex...
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Re: Do not shake hands with any Australians. [Re: Stable Genius]
#26523216 - 03/08/20 01:28 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its soooo stupid. Can someone explain what is going through their minds on this one?
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