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Upper Decker * 1
    #26515242 - 03/03/20 06:48 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Ok, so I was board a while back and I'm a lil demented. Anyway Here is where my boredom led to. Disclaimer, I would never do any of this to anybody, ever. Me and a few guys in rehab were board one evening and had a good laugh coming up with these.

An Upper Decker is when you take the tank lid off the toilet, and shit in there. That way every time the toilet is flushed, shitty water flows into the bowl.

The Steamy Queen - If you pick up the mattress and shit on the box springs, then replace the mattress.

The Steam Cleaner - pull their sock drawer out and shit between the socks and underwear.

The Box Lunch - get a ziplock back and shit in it. Then roll it up and put it in their refrigerator next to some leftovers.

Dirty Nacho - break into someone's house, get all their dishes out of the cabinets and put them in the sink. Then shit on them. Spray it with some hot water out of the spray nozzle to disperse the fun a little better.


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: lil_demented] * 1
    #26516111 - 03/04/20 08:43 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You did not invent the upper decker.

Why do they all involve shit?


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #26516159 - 03/04/20 09:21 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

The Secret(ion) Admirer
Take half the flowers out of a vase, shit in the vase, replace flowers so shit isn’t visible. Last place you’d look for that smell.


The Hot Or Heavy
Take the front panel out of a window AC...you get the idea.
They’re stuck choosing between the heat and the stink.


My contribution to society is complete


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: UpSyndrome] * 2
    #26516190 - 03/04/20 09:48 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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UpSyndrome said:


Why do they all involve shit?




Because he's a lil demented.

Like his name says


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #26516241 - 03/04/20 10:18 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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feldman114 said:
The Secret(ion) Admirer
Take half the flowers out of a vase, shit in the vase, replace flowers so shit isn’t visible. Last place you’d look for that smell.


The Hot Or Heavy
Take the front panel out of a window AC...you get the idea.
They’re stuck choosing between the heat and the stink.


My contribution to society is complete




This guy right here. This guy gets me.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Re: Upper Decker [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #26516525 - 03/04/20 01:31 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Upper Decker [Re: UpSyndrome] * 2
    #26517986 - 03/05/20 05:39 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

This thread delivers.


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26518033 - 03/05/20 06:23 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

A cousin of mine really didn't like his dad's new girlfriend, he once shit in the egg carton and put it back in the fridge and also once did the old "hold out your hand" thing. Yeah.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Re: Upper Decker [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26518087 - 03/05/20 07:11 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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hpoo or die


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26518116 - 03/05/20 07:35 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I've been wanting to upper decker(AKA double decker) the toilet ov an employer on the last day before leaving but never had the ability to poop in the moment.  Being at the receiving end ov a poop prank sucks though.  I once got off work to find a hoagie sized and shaped tin foil package on the passenger seat ov the '74 Super Beetle i drove at the time.  Opening the door led to me instantly discovering was it really was.  I got very heated as i had just had the seats reupholstered with factory vinyl and 'horsehair' padding that gave aircooled VWs that characteristic original interior scent.  It smelled amazing and i looked forward to that after a long day at work.  But nope, poop that fateful day.  My fault for not locking the damn thing though.


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26518210 - 03/05/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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larry.fisherman said:
A cousin of mine really didn't like his dad's new girlfriend, he once shit in the egg carton and put it back in the fridge and also once did the old "hold out your hand" thing. Yeah.




I remember approximately circa 2007-2008, when people would take a shit at parties and hide it somewhere in the house. Days would go by and the person would eventually find shit smeared under a table, inside the heat radiators, or the worst - behind the fridge.

If I caught anyone doing that in my house I'd beat their ass on principle. Shit behind MY fridge, will you?!



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Re: Upper Decker [Re: Loaded Shaman] * 1
    #26518287 - 03/05/20 09:55 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Loaded Shaman said:
Shit behind MY fridge, will you?!







:laugh2:


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: UpSyndrome] * 2
    #26518311 - 03/05/20 10:11 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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UpSyndrome said:
You did not invent the upper decker.






Yeah, we have quite a few upper deckers/top shelfers here at the shroomery.

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Cannabischarlie said:
I told a friend about the concept of upper decking, so of course, we had sort of a frenemy and he told me that he had upper decked in the toilet.

Well said chick went to go throw up because she got too drunk for her birthday, and it was the very next flush. We laughed our asses off.

Sure, it's a bit on the sadistic side, and maybe, well, a lot so, but have you ever felt it was warranted and implemented this? I don't know that I would under all but some serious circumstances which would beg the question why I have access to such a toilet, but hey Dave didn't care (but he did literally give a shit)




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We used too call that "going top shelf"

If we were at someone's house and they were being a controlling prick and acting better than everyone because we were at his house, we would look at a friend and just point up in the sky. That was his signal to go top shelf o  that bitch and leave the house.

I was never on the frontlines doing the job, but I called some top-shelf hits in my day




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Re: Upper Decker [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26519867 - 03/06/20 01:30 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
Yeah, we have quite a few upper deckers/top shelfers here at the shroomery.





This thread keeps delivering.


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26523633 - 03/08/20 09:26 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Minty Fresh - you pack shit into an empty toothpaste tube then hit it with your fist to spray it on an unsuspecting prison guard.

"I made that motherfucker minty fresh"


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: lil_demented]
    #26524278 - 03/08/20 05:03 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Upper Decker [Re: wrestler_az] * 2
    #26524647 - 03/08/20 09:16 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I keep this warning sign above my toilet to deter would be upper decker attempts



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Re: Upper Decker [Re: lil_demented] * 1
    #26524883 - 03/09/20 01:42 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Someone should invent a feature that shocks someone's ass if they try to upper deck you.

Or, at least sprays their ass with that blue ink like they have on anti-theft devices in clothing stores, lol.


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lil_demented said:
Minty Fresh - you pack shit into an empty toothpaste tube then hit it with your fist to spray it on an unsuspecting prison guard.

"I made that motherfucker minty fresh"




How does one get their shit INTO the tube of toothpaste, unsuspectingly?


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26524925 - 03/09/20 03:11 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Buncha shit talkers


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Re: Upper Decker [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26525021 - 03/09/20 06:07 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Loaded Shaman said:


How does one get their shit INTO the tube of toothpaste, unsuspectingly?





IDK, probably pack it in there on the palm of your hand. I was watching LockUp Raw and this inmate was describing how he would pack shit into a toothpaste tube and spray it at the guards.


He also said he'd smash up glass and mix it with soapy water and throw it on guards. That way when they wiped the water off of them it would imbed the glass into their skin.


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