Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Kraken Kratom Kratom Capsules for Sale   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order   Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Invisiblepivotingpenguin

Registered: 08/04/17
Posts: 1,126
embarassing stories about ourselves
    #26504105 - 02/25/20 09:24 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

moved from OTD for no logical reason. guess mods have to do something or it looks like theyre not needed.

I'll go first. years ago, i had no friends and no girls. i used to go to work everyday and ride around doing service calls with this old 60 y/o man. with so much time in the truck, i was on my phone a lot. i used to browse reddit while working. this is very embarassing for me. at one point i own japanese selvage jeans and big round eyeglasses. i was a skinny weak soyboy. then i met a gangbanger and started producing music for him. he inspired me to workout because he was big from 10 years in prison. fast forward to today and my life has done a 180 in many aspects. what embarassing things have you done in the past?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepivotingpenguin

Registered: 08/04/17
Posts: 1,126
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pivotingpenguin]
    #26504109 - 02/25/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

and by the way, it used to really go down in the studio. i built a legit acoustic vocal booth in my apartment out of raw materials. that was back in the day in college, when i used to do a lot of benzos. we always smoked weed in there too. i used to freestyle with him. i used to hit up the liquor store permanently smelling like kush to grab some fireball before we hung out, one time this sexy lil blonde was behind me in line and she kept asking her friend "is that my boyfriend?"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTNK
Pleasures of Africa
I'm a teapot Unread Journal User Gallery


Registered: 01/30/10
Posts: 14,237
Loc: I AM THUNDERBOT
Last seen: 2 months, 4 days
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pivotingpenguin]
    #26504122 - 02/25/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

A girl asked me to tie her up and to do a rape fantasy thing with her, well after tieing her up I couldn't get hard, like at all.


--------------------
Edited by TNK (02/22/22 22:22 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepivotingpenguin

Registered: 08/04/17
Posts: 1,126
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: TNK]
    #26504133 - 02/25/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

damn. i was supposed to hang out with this girl the sunday before last. it got late and she didnt hit me up so i invited another girl over and had sex with her twice. then the other girl finally hits me up. i really wanted to meet her and the other girl didnt really satisfy me so i went over the the 2nd girls house. i couldnt get all the way hard again because i had already nutted like 3 times in the last day. i ended up coming in her mouth only halfway hard and she didnt even swallow. a very embarassing and disappointing experience. i felt dysphoria instead of euphoria


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAsante
Mage
Male User Gallery

Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,957
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 1
    #26504350 - 02/26/20 04:06 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I enjoy diarroea. The painful contractive bowel cramps and then the explosive release of ridiculous amounts of near-liquid excrement. After you released all that there is almost a petrichor with birds singinging, a pristine feeling ogf having been cleansed, of having expelled something vile my body really wanted out.

I welcome it.

When I feel that initial fierce bowel cramp that almost doubles me over it hurts like fuck but I'm thinking "fuck yeah, the shit dragon is gonna blast again" :yesnod:

Its something you ate that didnt sit right, your body wants it out at all cost and then blasts it out exorcist style. Its cool.

You'n'me, Father Merrin :lol:


--------------------
Omnicyclion.org
higher knowledge starts here


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAsante
Mage
Male User Gallery

Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,957
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: TNK] * 1
    #26504353 - 02/26/20 04:09 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

TNK said:
A girl asked me to tie her up and to do a rape fantasy thing with her, well after tieing her up I couldn't get hard, like at all.





It kinda kills the mood when she isnt kicking and screaming but going YEAH BABY :yesnod: huh?


--------------------
Omnicyclion.org
higher knowledge starts here


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineaudiophoenix
Find Peace
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 4,107
Loc: Upstate NY
Last seen: 2 years, 9 months
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: Asante] * 4
    #26504385 - 02/26/20 04:55 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

So many.

I was a homeschooled pastors kid that suddenly was thrust into the public school system in middle school.

I recall getting ready for a mountain biking trip with my youth group and we were riding in bikes around in the church parking lot.

I somehow found a huge Mexican sombrero, you know those big huge straw hats? I decided to be the center of attention and put it on and cruised around singing la coocaracha or some shit.

This activity caught the attention of some giggling girls on the side lines and I decided to get going really fast on my next pass around the parking lot. Because girls will surely be even more impressed with me if I'm doing my funny racist songs while also going fast right?

What happened instead was straight out of a cartoon. The sombrero picked the perfect time to catch the wind and blow over my face, completely disorienting me. Instead of stopping immediately I just panic. Then I am met with a sudden impact and proceed to fly over the handle bars and plant my face directly into the grill of the school buss that is sitting there waiting to take us to the trip. And my sombrero? Stuck in the grill like a symbol of my stupidity.

The worst part is I had to go to the hospital and get stitches and the whole group of kids had to meet me at a kmart parking lot a couple hrs later to pick me up. I had to walk on that buss and face everyone after making an ass of myself and delaying the whole trip.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepacmanbreed
 User Gallery


Registered: 10/12/16
Posts: 3,684
Last seen: 7 hours, 55 minutes
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: audiophoenix] * 1
    #26504482 - 02/26/20 08:08 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

During my younger teenage years, I loved brownies.
I ate a lot of brownies to my content.
Then i rode a congested passenger bus on to the way home.
I felt an urge and a call of nature on the mid way.
the effort of containing it gets difficult2x As i was closer & closer to gettin home.
I held on it real hard until the bus hit a hard bump on the road.
A sudden gush of freedom has been released!
Didnt have a chance to control the brownies & shit mix!
Together with the mixed feelings of guilt, pleasure and ecstacy, well atlast!!

I held it under in silence,
As the cheering crowd gets vocally louder & louder.
kept asking each other did you smell that stink?
I am NOT_RESPONDING as I played it innocently.
Until the bus arrived at my destination,
theres no way out & eventually i had to stand up.
On the way to the bus door for a grand exit,
all eyes where on Me until the last steps.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDilsnique
Admiral Admirable
Male User Gallery

Registered: 04/22/14
Posts: 3,800
Loc: Netherworld
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #26504486 - 02/26/20 08:09 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

The first time I ate a tamale I didn't know that you were supposed to remove the husk.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepivotingpenguin

Registered: 08/04/17
Posts: 1,126
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #26504637 - 02/26/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

i like how this thread is turning out. thanks for sharing everyone. i probably wouldve eaten it too, for the fiber. not like its poisonous


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDilsnique
Admiral Admirable
Male User Gallery

Registered: 04/22/14
Posts: 3,800
Loc: Netherworld
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 2
    #26504660 - 02/26/20 10:50 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

This one time, in my early 20s, when I was an unemployed skate punk loafer that highly regarded his sideburns because those dudes on 90210 were all the rage, I finally decided to go on a job interview for Toys R Us.  At the time I was living with his friend and his family. I desperately needed to shave.  I was home alone and couldn't find a razor anywhere.  I found some Nair and rubbed it all over the shaving area my face and left it on too long.  My face broke out and got rashy and removed the hair including my sideburns. So, I drew some on with a sharpie and went on to the interview.  Needless to say, I didn't get the job.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepivotingpenguin

Registered: 08/04/17
Posts: 1,126
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #26504688 - 02/26/20 11:19 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

lol. this isnt terribly embarassing but i stopped using shampoo, conditioner or any other product in my hair months ago. a few weeks ago, i stopped using soap too, i just shower with warm water and use a clean washrag with no soap to rub off whatever dead skin is on me (never bad enough to be visible). i do use lotion to prevent stretch marks because i do yoga and calisthenics. anyway, i really enjoy going without showers. i like my natural musk. i have more than 1 fuckbuddy that i can invite over and fuck while smelling like straight BO and they always wanna come back. i guess my BO smells masculine or the sex is just good enough that they still come back. it makes me feel very dominant when i can smell like whatever i want and girls still wanna come over


Edited by pivotingpenguin (02/26/20 11:20 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibletyrannicalrex
Strange R
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 38,331
Loc: subtropics
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 2
    #26504695 - 02/26/20 11:23 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Who or what the fuck are you? :shrug: This Cro-Magnon thing/act is a bit old.


I have shit my pants a few times, as a kid in class once and it was really bad.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAsante
Mage
Male User Gallery

Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,957
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 1
    #26504712 - 02/26/20 11:32 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

pivotingpenguin said:
i stopped using shampoo, conditioner or any other product in my hair months ago





I see epic hair health in your future.

People are going to ask you "what do you use to get it like that?" :awesome:


I swim regularly in a chlorinated pool. Its like putting a paint brush into thinner. My shampoo is chlorinated lye :lol:

I rub some Argan oil on my hands and rub it into my hair to regrease my hair.

I really believe frequent swimming in a chlorinated pool has bleached my hair some.

If I can give one advice though to aging Shroomerites: don't paint your hairback its original color to paint the gray away. It makes you look like a sex offender when your hair and bodyhair don't match.


--------------------
Omnicyclion.org
higher knowledge starts here


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepivotingpenguin

Registered: 08/04/17
Posts: 1,126
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: Asante]
    #26504717 - 02/26/20 11:36 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

my dandruff is gone, scalp no longer itchy, hair looks fuller and thicker. its awesome. and Asante, i have to say, diarrhea can be very satisfying sometimes, kinda like vomiting. its like purging whats unwanted from your body


Edited by pivotingpenguin (02/26/20 11:37 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAsante
Mage
Male User Gallery

Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,957
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 1
    #26504725 - 02/26/20 11:40 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

pivotingpenguin said:
Asante, i have to say, diarrhea can be very satisfying sometimes, kinda like vomiting. its like purging whats unwanted from your body





La Purga of ayahuasca, without ayahuasca.




--------------------
Omnicyclion.org
higher knowledge starts here


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineaudiophoenix
Find Peace
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 4,107
Loc: Upstate NY
Last seen: 2 years, 9 months
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 1
    #26504771 - 02/26/20 12:11 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

pivotingpenguin said:
lol. this isnt terribly embarassing but i stopped using shampoo, conditioner or any other product in my hair months ago. a few weeks ago, i stopped using soap too, i just shower with warm water and use a clean washrag with no soap to rub off whatever dead skin is on me (never bad enough to be visible). i do use lotion to prevent stretch marks because i do yoga and calisthenics. anyway, i really enjoy going without showers. i like my natural musk. i have more than 1 fuckbuddy that i can invite over and fuck while smelling like straight BO and they always wanna come back. i guess my BO smells masculine or the sex is just good enough that they still come back. it makes me feel very dominant when i can smell like whatever i want and girls still wanna come over




:astonishedmustache:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepivotingpenguin

Registered: 08/04/17
Posts: 1,126
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26504846 - 02/26/20 01:07 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

its not like i smell like shit. one time i invited a fat chick over because i was so horny. as soon as i pulled her pants down, the smell of shit and accumulated dead skin/debris hit me like a Mac truck. everyone thinks theyre a chubby chaser 4 life until they actually pull a fat chicks pants down. the smell was ungodly. now thats an embarrassing story. i kicked her out though i didnt fuck her. it was just too bad


Edited by pivotingpenguin (02/26/20 01:07 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibletyrannicalrex
Strange R
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 38,331
Loc: subtropics
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: pivotingpenguin]
    #26504860 - 02/26/20 01:15 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:archiebunker:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDilsnique
Admiral Admirable
Male User Gallery

Registered: 04/22/14
Posts: 3,800
Loc: Netherworld
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
Re: embarassing stories about ourselves [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26504880 - 02/26/20 01:30 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Not all thickies' smell makes sickie


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Shop: Kraken Kratom Kratom Capsules for Sale   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order   Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Your Most Embarrassing Moment
( 1 2 3 4 all )
DarkFluFFy 5,424 64 08/14/05 11:10 PM
by Worldbridger
* What's the most embarrassing or messed up place you ever masturbated in?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
RandalFlagg 8,302 100 06/15/05 01:11 PM
by Thin White Duke
* What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all )
theuser 17,153 132 04/09/14 07:16 PM
by r00tuuu123
* Reveal an Embarassing moment in your life
( 1 2 all )
Phychotron 2,239 22 06/29/05 07:30 PM
by FreakQlibrium
* Favorite trip report/drug induced story that you found on the Shroomery? 0xYg3n 3,584 9 05/09/05 12:22 AM
by 0xYg3n
* Add a line story
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
spreaded 4,827 105 04/25/05 03:25 PM
by emptywisdom
* Don't ever take shrooms and antibiotics! (Funny story you can learn from) kronnyQ 1,928 6 10/26/04 08:14 AM
by druqks46
* One-Sentence-Story....Add your own sentence to the story!!
( 1 2 3 all )
MOTH 5,151 53 10/25/04 04:52 PM
by Tasty_Smurf_House

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
251 topic views. 4 members, 41 guests and 38 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.038 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 12 queries.