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OfflineBackbone
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so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner
    #26482409 - 02/12/20 06:00 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

valentines day


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Backbone]
    #26482427 - 02/12/20 06:12 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)



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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Korean Jesus]
    #26482432 - 02/12/20 06:16 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

is ur gf on there?


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Backbone]
    #26482460 - 02/12/20 06:29 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

I gots a wife, you can have her. No returns are accepted.


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: The Influence]
    #26482462 - 02/12/20 06:30 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

helll yea


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Backbone] * 1
    #26482464 - 02/12/20 06:32 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

I’ll show up if you wanna surprise her with a boyfriend


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Backbone] * 2
    #26482467 - 02/12/20 06:33 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

That's what I said the first time she sucked my nuts through my pee hole....its been hell ever since.


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: 330ci]
    #26482471 - 02/12/20 06:37 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

you gotta wear a tu tu otherwise it wont be believable


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Backbone]
    #26482544 - 02/12/20 07:07 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Im on the same boat as you. The worst holiday on Earth for every man. Fuck it..

..Wait..


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Backbone]
    #26482565 - 02/12/20 07:14 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

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Backbone said:
you gotta wear a tu tu otherwise it wont be believable



If I wear a wig and cake on the make up enough she’ll never know


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: 330ci]
    #26482570 - 02/12/20 07:16 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

this sounds like a plan


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Backbone]
    #26482605 - 02/12/20 07:36 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Wow, nothing the least bit creepy about this thread. :crazy2:


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: LSA Woodrose]
    #26483137 - 02/13/20 05:38 AM (4 years, 3 days ago)

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LSA Woodrose said:
Wow, nothing the least bit creepy about this thread. :crazy2:



Did you expect anything less when you read the title xD


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: 330ci]
    #26483535 - 02/13/20 11:28 AM (4 years, 3 days ago)

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330ci said:
Did you expect anything less when you read the title xD




No. In fact, my post was 100% in response to the thread title, not any of the actual posts.


Edited by LSA Woodrose (02/13/20 11:29 AM)


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: LSA Woodrose]
    #26484874 - 02/14/20 07:33 AM (4 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

LSA Woodrose said:
Quote:

330ci said:
Did you expect anything less when you read the title xD




No. In fact, my post was 100% in response to the thread title, not any of the actual posts.





Lmfao I questioned myself how anyone could have thought this was a good idea...






HAPPY VALENTINES BABY when should I be over to meet mum?


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: 330ci]
    #26484964 - 02/14/20 08:41 AM (4 years, 2 days ago)

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330ci said:
Lmfao I questioned myself how anyone could have thought this was a good idea...

HAPPY VALENTINES BABY when should I be over to meet mum?





Maybe a Valentine's Day threesome is in the amour forecast?


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: LSA Woodrose]
    #26485181 - 02/14/20 10:44 AM (4 years, 2 days ago)

ask your mom to be your valentine


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Korean Jesus] * 1
    #26485275 - 02/14/20 11:33 AM (4 years, 2 days ago)

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Korean Jesus said:
ask your mom to be your valentine



i'm over at my parents since I don't have a valentine and noone likes me cuz i'm an ego dead cunt who keeps telling everyone off for being shitty people lol


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: LSA Woodrose]
    #26485318 - 02/14/20 11:55 AM (4 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

LSA Woodrose said:
Quote:

330ci said:
Lmfao I questioned myself how anyone could have thought this was a good idea...

HAPPY VALENTINES BABY when should I be over to meet mum?





Maybe a Valentine's Day threesome is in the amour forecast?



V day 3 wayyyyyyy


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Re: so heres my dilemma valentines day is coming up and i need your gf so my mom doesnt think im a loner [Re: Korean Jesus]
    #26485388 - 02/14/20 12:32 PM (4 years, 2 days ago)

my gf is my mom


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