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watermelon mon
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The bathrooms are closed
#26484455 - 02/13/20 10:24 PM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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So I tried to piss on the back of the building
They were like , NO NO GO AWAY LOL
I guess they close the bathrooms at a certain time now In Ontario
So where are you supposed to go ?
I bought something too
No complaints or anything if you have a problem with this , fuck you
Edited by watermelon mon (02/13/20 10:58 PM)
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watermelon mon
Willow Trees


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Tim hortons
It's because people over dose in there and die
Edited by watermelon mon (02/13/20 10:52 PM)
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MightyWhite

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Do what truck drivers do, carry a bottle to piss in. Then it won't matter if they close their precious bathroom, you have your own
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: viraldrome]
#26484705 - 02/14/20 05:24 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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My 5 yo self sitting in the car waiting for mom says - do it in your pants.
*That's a lie tho, it was yesterday
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Amanita86
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: viraldrome] 2
#26484713 - 02/14/20 05:36 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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Gatdamn son, shelves of piss bottles? It seems like that would be more work than just pissing out the winda..
Chalk up another reason why living in the sticks is better than city life, you can morning piss off your front porch..(years of experience talking).
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Primal Matter
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: Amanita86]
#26484728 - 02/14/20 05:48 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: Chalk up another reason why living in the sticks is better than city life, you can morning piss off your front porch..(years of experience talking).
Most people aren't awake as early as I am, I still do this in the city.
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HamHead
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I got a piss bottle. I empty and use it almost every morning I drive to work. A 40 minute drive with a cup of coffee in my belly gets a little uncomfortable once I make it to my destination.
It's an actual portable urinal though, with a good sealing lid and thick, sturdy plastic. I had one that was cheap with flimsy plastic and a shitty top, it would leak and I would have
You get the idea.
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theRealrollforever
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: HamHead]
#26484783 - 02/14/20 06:29 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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lol I piss wherever pretty much If there’s no chance of a cop catching me I’m pissing lol
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larry.fisherman
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They must either have issues with people using their bathrooms to do drugz or they were cleaning it. I've been in quite a few Tim Horton's at all times of the night and I've never had the bathrooms closed. Also what kind of self respecting Canadian pisses on a Tim's? Couldn't you find a Starbucks or maybe a CoffeeTime?
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psi
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Tim's is foreign owned now. The most Canadian thing about them is their bullshit marketing schtick.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: psi]
#26484820 - 02/14/20 06:55 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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Tim's just can't stop fucking up can they?
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remake


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: psi]
#26484822 - 02/14/20 06:56 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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You North Americans are talking about a piss game I'm completely ignorant of. People here piss anywhere, but this is africa.
Weirdest piss I ever had was in third grade during prayer.
As you drive or walk in the streets you will sometimes see dicks swinging about and facing the street.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: remake] 1
#26484837 - 02/14/20 07:06 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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Everyone's white and cold here. It's like a whole country of Costanza's fresh out of the pool
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remake


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People don't give a fuck here. Everything is hot and public bathrooms smell like anus.
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psi
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Quote:
larry.fisherman said: Everyone's white and cold here. It's like a whole country of Costanza's fresh out of the pool
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watermelon mon
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: psi]
#26484912 - 02/14/20 08:01 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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I didnt mean this to be angry or anything. They weren't too nice about it. I just said sorry. You never really know what someone is going through. So I like to give people the benifet of the dought. Just be friendly. I did really have to piss though.
I've been guilty of not being friendly too , everybody has. It was because of alcohol. I feel really bad about it. They have bathroom hours because of weirdos. A lot of people think I'm weird , I'm really not though. Not in a bad way. This area if full of really fucking creepy weird ass motherfuckers.
It's like that everywhere. But man it's gotten a lot worse for it around here. Weird vibes and gut feelings in this area.
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pacmanbreed



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I love to piss under a tree nowaday.
Its a pain when the call of nature is interupted in the midway. Urban living is a burden given with less choice. Specially when the call of intimacy is done between the machines.
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vinsue
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: HamHead]
#26484994 - 02/14/20 08:58 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
...an actual portable urinal though, with a good sealing lid and thick, sturdy plastic...
I have one of those. Piss bottles aren't just for truckers, I've known a few alcoholics and old guys with bladder issues that kept one handy. . . .
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: vinsue]
#26485042 - 02/14/20 09:30 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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There is a 24 hour gas station by my house that they installed black lights in the bathrooms so the junkies can't find their veins. They too had an OD problem.
Edited by maniac1886 (02/14/20 09:30 AM)
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