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Offlinewatermelon mon
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The bathrooms are closed
    #26484455 - 02/13/20 10:24 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

So I tried to piss on the back of the building

They were like , NO NO GO AWAY LOL

I guess they close the bathrooms at a certain time now In Ontario

So where are you supposed to go ?

I bought something too

No complaints or anything if you have a problem with this , fuck you


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26484470 - 02/13/20 10:44 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Tim hortons

It's because people over dose in there and die


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26484571 - 02/14/20 01:38 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Do what truck drivers do, carry a bottle to piss in. Then it won't  matter if they close their precious bathroom, you have your own


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: MightyWhite]
    #26484668 - 02/14/20 04:13 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

piss jugs are only ok if you are a trucker or addicted gamer








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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: viraldrome]
    #26484705 - 02/14/20 05:24 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

My 5 yo self sitting in the car waiting for mom says - do it in your pants.

*That's a lie tho, it was yesterday :sad:


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: viraldrome] * 2
    #26484713 - 02/14/20 05:36 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Gatdamn son, shelves of piss bottles?  It seems like that would be more work than just pissing out the winda..:shrug2:

Chalk up another reason why living in the sticks is better than city life, you can morning piss off your front porch..(years of experience talking).


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: Amanita86]
    #26484728 - 02/14/20 05:48 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
Chalk up another reason why living in the sticks is better than city life, you can morning piss off your front porch..(years of experience talking).




Most people aren't awake as early as I am, I still do this in the city.


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: Primal Matter] * 1
    #26484748 - 02/14/20 06:02 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I got a piss bottle. I empty and use it almost every morning I drive to work. A 40 minute drive with a cup of coffee in my belly gets a little uncomfortable once I make it to my destination.

It's an actual portable urinal though, with a good sealing lid and thick, sturdy plastic. I had one that was cheap with flimsy plastic and a shitty top, it would leak and I would have


You get the idea.

:justfuck:


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: HamHead]
    #26484783 - 02/14/20 06:29 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

lol I piss wherever pretty much
If there’s no chance of a cop catching me  I’m pissing lol


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26484791 - 02/14/20 06:39 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

They must either have issues with people using their bathrooms to do drugz or they were cleaning it. I've been in quite a few Tim Horton's at all times of the night and I've never had the bathrooms closed. Also what kind of self respecting Canadian pisses on a Tim's? Couldn't you find a Starbucks or maybe a CoffeeTime?


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26484816 - 02/14/20 06:53 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Tim's is foreign owned now. The most Canadian thing about them is their bullshit marketing schtick.


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: psi]
    #26484820 - 02/14/20 06:55 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Tim's just can't stop fucking up can they? :nonono:


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: psi]
    #26484822 - 02/14/20 06:56 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You North Americans are talking about a piss game I'm completely ignorant of. People here piss anywhere, but this is africa.

Weirdest piss I ever had was in third grade during prayer.

As you drive or walk in the streets you will sometimes see dicks swinging about and facing the street.


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: remake] * 1
    #26484837 - 02/14/20 07:06 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Everyone's white and cold here. It's like a whole country of Costanza's fresh out of the pool


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26484845 - 02/14/20 07:13 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

People don't give a fuck here. Everything is hot and public bathrooms smell like anus.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26484861 - 02/14/20 07:27 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

larry.fisherman said:
Everyone's white and cold here. It's like a whole country of Costanza's fresh out of the pool



:lol:


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: psi]
    #26484912 - 02/14/20 08:01 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I didnt mean this to be angry or anything. They weren't too nice about it. I just said sorry. You never really know what someone is going through. So I like to give people the benifet of the dought. Just be friendly. I did really have to piss though.

I've been guilty of not being friendly too , everybody has. It was because of alcohol. I feel really bad about it. They have bathroom hours because of weirdos. A lot of people think I'm weird , I'm really not though. Not in a bad way. This area if full of really fucking creepy weird ass motherfuckers.

It's like that everywhere. But man it's gotten a lot worse for it around here. Weird vibes and gut feelings in this area.


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26484988 - 02/14/20 08:54 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I love to piss under a tree nowaday.

Its a pain when the call of nature is interupted in the midway.
Urban living is a burden given with less choice.
Specially when the call of intimacy is done between the machines.



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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: HamHead]
    #26484994 - 02/14/20 08:58 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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...an actual portable urinal though, with a good sealing lid and thick, sturdy plastic...



I have one of those.
Piss bottles aren't just for truckers,
I've known a few alcoholics and old guys
with bladder issues that kept one handy.
:piss: . . . :peace:


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: vinsue]
    #26485042 - 02/14/20 09:30 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

There is a 24 hour gas station by my house that they installed black lights in the bathrooms so the junkies can't find their veins.  They too had an OD problem.


Edited by maniac1886 (02/14/20 09:30 AM)


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: maniac1886]
    #26485059 - 02/14/20 09:40 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

in june or july I had to go to toronto, on the way back home I was at allendale waterfront go or something like that and I really had to piss, the was no bathrooms, but the place was deserted so }I just pissed on the back of the building


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #26485162 - 02/14/20 10:35 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

pacmanbreed said:
I love to piss under a tree nowaday.





The best is pissing from some high up location like the top of a cliff or something. Safety first though of course.


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: psi] * 3
    #26485187 - 02/14/20 10:45 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: feldman114]
    #26485411 - 02/14/20 12:52 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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feldman114 said:
Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

pacmanbreed said:
I love to piss under a tree nowaday.




The best is pissing from some high up location like the top of a cliff or something. Safety first though of course.









:mindblown::fuckyeah:

Id much prefer that.





Than




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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: maniac1886] * 2
    #26485479 - 02/14/20 01:30 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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maniac1886 said:
...gas station by my house that they installed black lights in the bathrooms so the junkies can't find their veins.



If I was still a junkie and shot up at that station I'd have stolen their black lights. :evil:

:hehehe: . . . :peace:


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: remake] * 2
    #26485659 - 02/14/20 03:35 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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remake said:
People here piss anywhere, but this is africa.

As you drive or walk in the streets you will sometimes see dicks swinging about




I used to visualize Africa as the great savanna. Full of great beats of lore such as the African lion, hyena, and cheetah.

Now you have ruined that and every time I think of Africa I'll think of dicks just swinging everywhere you look

:feelsbadman:

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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26485674 - 02/14/20 03:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

It can be very beautiful but the whole state of everything is pretty dire atm.

I over exaggerated a bit though. But I've witnessed some crazy shit also in the literal and figurative sense :sad:


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: remake]
    #26485698 - 02/14/20 04:12 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Have you lived there your whole life ?


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26486098 - 02/14/20 08:28 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Lean your back against the bathroom door and shit there. Maybe they'll decide its less work to leave the door open


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Re: The bathrooms are closed [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #26486161 - 02/14/20 09:29 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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watermelon mon said:
Have you lived there your whole life ?




Yeah, I was born here. Don't get me wrong though, I love the place. But could definitely improve. Especially in the peepee and poopoo and general waste department. :poop:


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