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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26481661 - 02/12/20 09:37 AM (4 years, 4 days ago)


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26481692 - 02/12/20 10:08 AM (4 years, 4 days ago)

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Thanks guys..... So I shouldn't have drank....my stomach is on fire and I feel like shit :/



Yeah. Alcohol very rarely makes you feel better. Just makes you drunk while youre sad.


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26481696 - 02/12/20 10:11 AM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Ugghhh yeah, it helped in the moment I suppose ..... thank you guys.... Really :seriousthankyou:


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26481700 - 02/12/20 10:12 AM (4 years, 4 days ago)



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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26481792 - 02/12/20 11:11 AM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Hahaha :ilold:


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26481809 - 02/12/20 11:22 AM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Comedy, that's what you need.



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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26481869 - 02/12/20 11:55 AM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Thank you weird al is awesome. Im off today. I need to give my coworker a STERN talking to but not too stern.

(He is older gay guy reminds me of an older version of my best friend, he had stroke about a month ago, he is on 6 month driving ban. He pulls up while working all calm like....with his front end half FUCKED. Im like you ok buddy what happened, he said he thought he hut a curb.... Turns out this motherfucker drove literally through part of town GTA style then casually rolls up to my work like nothing happened. I try to clock out to take him home but he refuses and drives off. Gets pulled over. Luckily his sister is a P.O. so he got off with light fine. Im just gonna check on him later to make sure it was a medicine mishap and not another stroke or stroke symptom :/ ) 

So that should distract me for today :/


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: psi] * 1
    #26481893 - 02/12/20 12:11 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

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Might as well just call her your wife at this point I think Burke. :wink: Ceremony/legality aside, you two clearly are already in it for the long haul.




Haha, yeah we’re definitely in it.  We do have a vague, nebulous plan to get officially married at some point, but it’s pretty low priority.  Everything is fine as it is, so why rock the boat, ya know?  Though I have to admit, I’m getting to a point where I have to start thinking about bullshit like legal agency in the event of a medical calamity.  Plus tax stuff.  So idk, we’ll get around to it.


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26481899 - 02/12/20 12:16 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

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Might as well just call her your wife at this point I think Burke. :wink: Ceremony/legality aside, you two clearly are already in it for the long haul.




Haha, yeah we’re definitely in it.  We do have a vague, nebulous plan to get officially married at some point, but it’s pretty low priority.  Everything is fine as it is, so why rock the boat, ya know?  Though I have to admit, I’m getting to a point where I have to start thinking about bullshit like legal agency in the event of a medical calamity.  Plus tax stuff.  So idk, we’ll get around to it.




Tax breaks and lower medical insurance costs are 100% of the reason I’m married today lol. Relationship was going well (like 70% of the time anyway) but I hate contracts and she didn’t really care about a ring:shrug:


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: feldman114] * 1
    #26481916 - 02/12/20 12:28 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

I hate the way marriage is incentivized like that.  Why tf should it even matter?  Just let people chill.


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: feldman114]
    #26481922 - 02/12/20 12:37 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

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Might as well just call her your wife at this point I think Burke. :wink: Ceremony/legality aside, you two clearly are already in it for the long haul.




Haha, yeah we’re definitely in it.  We do have a vague, nebulous plan to get officially married at some point, but it’s pretty low priority.  Everything is fine as it is, so why rock the boat, ya know?  Though I have to admit, I’m getting to a point where I have to start thinking about bullshit like legal agency in the event of a medical calamity.  Plus tax stuff.  So idk, we’ll get around to it.




Tax breaks and lower medical insurance costs are 100% of the reason I’m married today lol. Relationship was going well (like 70% of the time anyway) but I hate contracts and she didn’t really care about a ring:shrug:



:archiebunker: c'mon now, you know it's also because sex almost anytime without any worries, lol.


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #26481931 - 02/12/20 12:41 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

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Might as well just call her your wife at this point I think Burke. :wink: Ceremony/legality aside, you two clearly are already in it for the long haul.




Haha, yeah we’re definitely in it.  We do have a vague, nebulous plan to get officially married at some point, but it’s pretty low priority.  Everything is fine as it is, so why rock the boat, ya know?  Though I have to admit, I’m getting to a point where I have to start thinking about bullshit like legal agency in the event of a medical calamity.  Plus tax stuff.  So idk, we’ll get around to it.




Oh not trying to rag on you for not getting around to getting married, I meant more that even if you haven't gone through the legal hoops yet, you might as well refer to her informally as your wife at this point. Not to tell you what to do.


For me I found going through the ceremony was not entirely a positive. My mom kind of pushed us into a religious wedding and dominated the whole thing. And not too long after that things really went to shit for a few years.


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: psi]
    #26481942 - 02/12/20 12:48 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

We went to the courthouse, 30 mins and a small fee, we both loved it. Got married on 9/15 @ 9:15am!


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: psi] * 1
    #26481945 - 02/12/20 12:49 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Yeah dude, I understood your point.  :thumbup: I’ve resisted calling her my wife informally though because it would feel like a misrepresentation of facts.  Wouldn’t be a big deal, and for all intents and purposes (outside of legality), we sure feel like a married couple.  I don’t correct people when they refer to us as husband and wife, but that’s because I don’t correct people about unimportant things.

And yeah, that’s been a real concern of mine.  I’ve known several couples where everything is fine, they get married, and then it all falls apart.  Like something magically changes?  And then it’s a mess to get out of.  That really scares me, haha.


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26481959 - 02/12/20 12:58 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Stress. The silent killer. The ninja of relationships....


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26481962 - 02/12/20 01:00 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
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Might as well just call her your wife at this point I think Burke. :wink: Ceremony/legality aside, you two clearly are already in it for the long haul.




Haha, yeah we’re definitely in it.  We do have a vague, nebulous plan to get officially married at some point, but it’s pretty low priority.  Everything is fine as it is, so why rock the boat, ya know?  Though I have to admit, I’m getting to a point where I have to start thinking about bullshit like legal agency in the event of a medical calamity.  Plus tax stuff.  So idk, we’ll get around to it.




Tax breaks and lower medical insurance costs are 100% of the reason I’m married today lol. Relationship was going well (like 70% of the time anyway) but I hate contracts and she didn’t really care about a ring:shrug:



:archiebunker: c'mon now, you know it's also because sex almost anytime without any worries, lol.




Haha okay, it was the longest-running insider joke of my life...”so babe, I noticed you haven’t done your wifely duties today...” and “that sucks about your headache WIFE, but in SICKNESS and in health, remember?”

Nothing like contractual obligations to spice up a relationship :tryingnottodie:


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #26481964 - 02/12/20 01:02 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

OK gotcha. Apologies if I overstepped.


Under the law here, someone becomes your common-law spouse after x amount of time living together, so I didn't feel like I was lying calling her my wife before we had a wedding. Nor do I feel like I'm lying referring to her son from a previous relationship as my son, although I have not formally adopted him or anything. I feel like I'm his dad in the way that matters.


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26481975 - 02/12/20 01:10 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

I feel for you man. Ive nearly drank to death for months. Close to a year. Ive been with my lady for 12 years now. The downs are what really molded us to be a better person as a couple. Let it ride don't burn your self-out while in a alone time to think. Im pretty sure she's in a exact situation as you are right now.

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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #26482005 - 02/12/20 01:28 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Damn straight. Thank you man <3


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Re: My girlfriend of 6 years and I just broke up [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #26482181 - 02/12/20 03:22 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

I feel people who choose to be single should get the tax breaks.  Only one income makes it twice as hard to make ends meet.  #VolcellLyf


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