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Asante
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For whom the bell tolls
#26479736 - 02/11/20 08:23 AM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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Your doorbell rings!
Its Trump, asking if he can use your bathroom!
Now what?
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: Asante] 2
#26479742 - 02/11/20 08:26 AM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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No man is an island entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as any manner of thy friends or of thine own were; any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind. And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: Dilsnique] 2
#26480472 - 02/11/20 03:23 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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It's my god given right as an American to tell him to go fuck himself.
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vinsue
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: Asante] 1
#26480683 - 02/11/20 05:07 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: vinsue]
#26480692 - 02/11/20 05:11 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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That Trump dude might be a blessing in disguise, though. A very good one. But mark my drunken words, he might be the best president yet. And I hated the guy. I'd ask him to reveal all he knows about anti-gravity tech if he wants a piss.
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: Asante]
#26480825 - 02/11/20 06:40 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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Being totally honest here, I'd be pretty stoked.
That's the god damn president of the united states we're talking about, showing up to my house, to poop in my toilet. I'd shake his hand, get some pictures of him and me together, maybe have him sign something. Ask if he wants to go get a burger. It'd be cool as fuck to have the president of the united states show up at my place.
I know he's trump and everything, but like, come on, how cool would that be? Not that many people get to have the US president shitting in their toilet, or stopping by their place at all.
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: nooneman]
#26480828 - 02/11/20 06:42 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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Number 1 or number 2?
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azramb
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I don't think I'd let anybody I didn't know just randomly come take a shit in my toilet lol.
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: azramb]
#26480864 - 02/11/20 07:00 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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azramb said: I don't think I'd let anybody I didn't know just randomly come take a shit in my toilet lol.
That's why I ask 1 or 2
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: Asante] 2
#26480906 - 02/11/20 07:22 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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Tell him it’s a one million dollar pay toilet.
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Quote:
The Influence said:
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azramb said: I don't think I'd let anybody I didn't know just randomly come take a shit in my toilet lol.
That's why I ask 1 or 2
That's why you negotiate. If anything gets dirty from doing either he has to pay a fee. If not, good times.
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azramb
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He's loaded I'd make him pay a fee anyway lol.
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: azramb]
#26480984 - 02/11/20 08:06 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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azramb said: He's loaded I'd make him pay a fee anyway lol.
He'll tip you regardless. Though, it'd be suspicious why he'd be at your house to do that.
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True true.
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: Asante] 3
#26481030 - 02/11/20 08:40 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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I'd wait until he's stuck squeezing one out so I can banter him with questions about the government hiding the aliens.
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I would feed him treats and try to make him my pet..
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: Amanita86]
#26481304 - 02/12/20 01:19 AM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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I'd only let him if he dropped a couple of tabs with me.
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: Northerner]
#26481756 - 02/12/20 10:50 AM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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The only reason that I would let any nation's leader to poop in my house:
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Re: For whom the bell tolls [Re: Dilsnique]
#26482021 - 02/12/20 01:40 PM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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Dilsnique said: The only reason that I would let any nation's leader to poop in my house:

presidential spice is a really hot seller. Can even be traded. Or used for a fecal transplant.....so you to can have what it takes in you to be a leader.
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