Home | Community | Message Board

World Seed Supply
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

PhytoExtractum Shop: Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Next >  [ show all ]
InvisibleRobo
R Series 66Y
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 14,861
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 2
    #26474321 - 02/07/20 05:32 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Ferrum said:
Either way . I'm thinking of getting security camera and these deer motion detector water sprinklers and filling the reservoirs with concentrate fox piss unless there is a better way that I know there is







Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleNiffla
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,792
Loc: Texas
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Robo] * 2
    #26474326 - 02/07/20 05:34 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Robo said:
Quote:

Ferrum said:
Either way . I'm thinking of getting security camera and these deer motion detector water sprinklers and filling the reservoirs with concentrate fox piss unless there is a better way that I know there is












--------------------


HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibletyrannicalrex
Strange R
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 38,331
Loc: subtropics
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla]
    #26474380 - 02/07/20 06:05 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

What is that fuzzy pic of that's so scary?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleNiffla
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,792
Loc: Texas
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26474417 - 02/07/20 06:20 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Because we have strong reason to believe that unknown assailant -- who is believed to be either an active or former member of law enforcement, and also a possible (likely) heroin addict, stalked and murdered one of our beloved former posters

It has been several years since this suspect went on the run so he probably looks, well, several years older and stuff

he is believed to be armed and highly dangerous so do not approach but if you call the anonymous line you will probably remain anonymous



--------------------


HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible1234go
Ban Lotto Champion
 User Gallery

Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 54,409
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26474458 - 02/07/20 06:39 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
What is that fuzzy pic of that's so scary?





There was a member here that was paranoid about this guy in his apartment complex, and took this photo.  Someone coined the name "Junkie cop"
I forget the guy's username...something kelly.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepsi
TOAST N' JAM
Male User Gallery

Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,458
Loc: 613 Flag
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: 1234go] * 3
    #26474478 - 02/07/20 06:48 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Esekon Kelly.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible1234go
Ban Lotto Champion
 User Gallery

Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 54,409
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: psi]
    #26474488 - 02/07/20 06:51 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Thank you.  I knew it started with an "e" or an "a".


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepsi
TOAST N' JAM
Male User Gallery

Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,458
Loc: 613 Flag
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #26474519 - 02/07/20 07:06 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCosmic Eye
The 2nd tallest
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/07/19
Posts: 698
Last seen: 1 year, 11 months
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: psi]
    #26474563 - 02/07/20 07:34 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

My friends dad was having people steal copper pipes from his plumbing truck at night. He got all call of duty and sat outside one night in a gillie suit with an empty shotgun. They came up and he pounced at the right time. Too funny.

I say scope it and see who it is. Then.. revenge.. slow and painful revenge.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFerrum
Empirical teacher
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/13/17
Posts: 400
Loc: Have to stop moving befor...
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26474569 - 02/07/20 07:37 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

flugelizor said:
An aquaintance in politics says "you can't stir up shit without getting some on yourself"
Seems very appropriate in this case.
I would definately want to find out who is doing it with a motion camera, then set a course of action from there.
If it is rowdy kids, they will probably get bored of the prank and move on,
unless you provide more drama for them to feed on.




You're prob right
Quote:

Niffla said:
OP must sleep

When he does I will pounce



And I will let the air out of his bitch ass tires

I am watching




I knew it was you ! It's on


--------------------

The really important facts were that spatial relationships had ceased to matter very much and that my mind was perceiving the world in terms of other than spatial categories. At ordinary times the eye concerns itself with such problems as where? — how far? — how situated in relation to what? In the mescaline experience the implied questions to which the eye responds are of another order. Place and distance cease to be of much interest. The mind does its perceiving in terms of intensity of existence, profundity of significance, relationships within a pattern."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNear Dylan
Shitpost Artist


Registered: 07/29/15
Posts: 13,929
Last seen: 5 days, 14 hours
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #26474583 - 02/07/20 07:49 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Maybe you just have a slow leak

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.



That'd be funny as fuck if this dude smeared shit all over his tires just to find out he ran over a nail


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFerrum
Empirical teacher
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/13/17
Posts: 400
Loc: Have to stop moving befor...
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26474588 - 02/07/20 07:52 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Maybe you just have a slow leak

:barbershreds:

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.



Quote:

Niffla said:
Maybe you just have a slow leak

Nah man , brand new tires , all four been on for weeks on weeks , no problems for weeks , been sitting in the same spot while I ve been driving the other car . Plus every time one goes flat , a penny is placed by it . On each tire that goes flat , using the penny to push the pin down .


--------------------

The really important facts were that spatial relationships had ceased to matter very much and that my mind was perceiving the world in terms of other than spatial categories. At ordinary times the eye concerns itself with such problems as where? — how far? — how situated in relation to what? In the mescaline experience the implied questions to which the eye responds are of another order. Place and distance cease to be of much interest. The mind does its perceiving in terms of intensity of existence, profundity of significance, relationships within a pattern."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFerrum
Empirical teacher
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/13/17
Posts: 400
Loc: Have to stop moving befor...
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26474600 - 02/07/20 07:56 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Near Dylan said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Maybe you just have a slow leak

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.



That'd be funny as fuck if this dude smeared shit all over his tires just to find out he ran over a nail




I've seen my neighbors do some fucked up shit . Like they get in near brawls over off street parking . It's fucking crazy . You park In front of the wrong persons house ......,you might walk to your car with a window broke . Some of them are pretty fucked up considering the street is for the public and not private ...,.they really do take it personal I'm not crazy . I've seen some of them call cops over parking spots just to hear them tell them it's public parking



See this is a covered trailer I have . The back yard floods like 4 feet high during a big rain storm so you can't park off the ally ....to to keep the trailer from getting fucked I park it up front. It takes a lot of space though ....crowds the street parking ...so I think someone's taking it personal


--------------------

The really important facts were that spatial relationships had ceased to matter very much and that my mind was perceiving the world in terms of other than spatial categories. At ordinary times the eye concerns itself with such problems as where? — how far? — how situated in relation to what? In the mescaline experience the implied questions to which the eye responds are of another order. Place and distance cease to be of much interest. The mind does its perceiving in terms of intensity of existence, profundity of significance, relationships within a pattern."


Edited by Ferrum (02/07/20 08:03 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFerrum
Empirical teacher
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/13/17
Posts: 400
Loc: Have to stop moving befor...
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26474607 - 02/07/20 08:02 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Plus shit gets stolen off the porch . Out of shed s . If it's not nailed down kinda thing.

My neighbor that I hang with sometimes is intelligence In the navy, he does cyber survelence for them , always drops hints he knows about my shit , but we drink and hang a lot and share a distaste for the thugs that fuck around our area

Anyway , some guy was hiding in his yard one night last year , he goes out , he's a big gun collector , sees the guy , tells him to stay

Guy jumps , he shoots he falls then gets up and comes at him again he shoots him again ....

Lots of crazy fucks around my block to say the least


--------------------

The really important facts were that spatial relationships had ceased to matter very much and that my mind was perceiving the world in terms of other than spatial categories. At ordinary times the eye concerns itself with such problems as where? — how far? — how situated in relation to what? In the mescaline experience the implied questions to which the eye responds are of another order. Place and distance cease to be of much interest. The mind does its perceiving in terms of intensity of existence, profundity of significance, relationships within a pattern."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBarnaby
Interesting lifetime
Male

Registered: 12/13/17
Posts: 9,146
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26474679 - 02/07/20 08:48 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Wow, this post is really getting some real traction.  I just think it is idiotic.  Time to blast some music and stop thinking about some stranger deflating ones tires then spreading dog shit over them.

Above and beyond, lol.  God I am getting fucked up.:wonka:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNear Dylan
Shitpost Artist


Registered: 07/29/15
Posts: 13,929
Last seen: 5 days, 14 hours
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Barnaby] * 1
    #26474681 - 02/07/20 08:48 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

The second time Barnaby came into the thread to tell us he doesn't care about the thread. Can we go for three?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Onlinelowbrow
Paddy Time!!!!
Male

Registered: 09/12/08
Posts: 9,719
Last seen: 5 minutes, 41 seconds
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26474693 - 02/07/20 08:56 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
What is that fuzzy pic of that's so scary?



You don’t remember the saga of the junkie cop?


--------------------
Amanita86 said:
Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleNiffla
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,792
Loc: Texas
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: lowbrow] * 1
    #26474719 - 02/07/20 09:20 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Near Dylan said:
The second time Barnaby came into the thread to tell us he doesn't care about the thread. Can we go for three?




:rofl:

So 12 hrs ago he declares he doesn't have time to worry about shit like this and announces he's leaving

Then he comes back 4 hrs after that

And then 30 minutes ago to re-declare what he said 12 hours ago

:canthelpbutlaugh:

You can't make this stuff up


--------------------


HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRobo
R Series 66Y
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 14,861
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla]
    #26474723 - 02/07/20 09:27 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

He’s coming for your poppies then your tires then your life. :eek:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleNiffla
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,792
Loc: Texas
Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Robo]
    #26474725 - 02/07/20 09:29 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Robo said:
He’s coming for your poppies then your tires then your life. :eek:




:shitmypants:


--------------------


HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Next >  [ show all ]

PhytoExtractum Shop: Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* A weekend with assholes and the pigs
( 1 2 all )
i_rage_against 3,884 37 05/11/17 01:02 AM
by Niffla
* Assholes, and the cars they park.....
( 1 2 all )
SneezingPenis 2,368 24 07/22/05 07:04 AM
by popnganja420
* ME TIRED HELLA_TIGHT 257 2 07/03/05 01:06 AM
by wharfrat12
* dumb black asshole
( 1 2 3 all )
freddurgan 3,271 46 08/29/05 11:19 AM
by Irradiated_Feces
* Asshole Cripple VoidOfsPg 1,118 14 04/11/06 10:23 PM
by Boom
* The song you could never get tired of
( 1 2 3 all )
wecontrolsweetfreedom 9,217 50 03/26/03 12:44 PM
by skabbo
* smoke in dogs ear...
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
RespectTheFungus 121,424 97 06/25/14 03:46 PM
by spazmodog
* Ear wax cones: yay or nay?
( 1 2 all )
Cubieman420 4,234 27 02/19/06 06:44 PM
by XUL

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,179 topic views. 5 members, 41 guests and 36 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.028 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 14 queries.