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InvisibleFerrum
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Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am
    #26472857 - 02/06/20 09:06 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

They used to pop the tires but now they kinda just deflate them



So I took a  shovel full of big piles of dogs shit from around my back yard and smeared it on the stems and around where they will have to kneel down to deflate it. A whole lot of shit


Well not pop them , they'd leaves screws and Wack shards like so. Not sure if i pissed someone off or if it's just some juvenile prank . Either way . I'm thinking of getting security camera and these deer motion detector water sprinklers and filling the reservoirs with concentrate fox piss unless there is a better way that I know there is

I don't know why I don't care about it too much now as long as it stays at this stage and not like sugar in the gas tank shit . I was kinda slightly angry earlier, cause they've cost me a tire At least .

, but then I realized I was kinda bored and was entertained by the sport of it I think . I think now I really want some pranky banter I guess  . I'm debating staking out one night and waiting on some acid since it keeps me up late and maybe a low pressure BB air soft gun shot to the buttocks or maybe I could  charge my fender to shock them .

Could I track them ? What if I bought those zero air trailer tires like I see on some micro dozers and put a stem on them so they looked like normal tires , I think that they have those , so while they're trying to deflate them it mocks them


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 7
    #26473249 - 02/07/20 03:33 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Maybe you just have a slow leak

:barbershreds:

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 1
    #26473253 - 02/07/20 03:42 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

That sucks to say the least.  They will find away around it.  If it was me and someone was doing that to me I would find out where they live until a stalemate.  I don't know the whole story. 

Know your enemies.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Barnaby] * 9
    #26473427 - 02/07/20 08:19 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Not only does OP get his tires deflated, but he now has to play with dog shit.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #26473501 - 02/07/20 09:04 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Sorry, this just makes me laugh and feel better about my own life rereading this post.  What drama!  On with my morning without worrying about things such as this.:lahey:


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26473532 - 02/07/20 09:25 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

That did happen to me once, while attending a bday gathering. our parked car was deflated and in no time a man approached us to inflate the tire for some $$$. One of my peers jokingly told him that it will be granted so as long as he inflates it manually thru mouth. Though he was paid by my peers for the job. He sudenly back-off and ran after i reached our battery powered compressor.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #26473739 - 02/07/20 11:13 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

I doubt it's just a juvenile prank. Sounds personal. Don't be surprised if when you find out who it is, it's actually a "friend".


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Shroomslip]
    #26473807 - 02/07/20 11:48 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

This has all the makings of a breaking bad esque saga


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26473839 - 02/07/20 12:02 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

You're being paranoid OP.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: nooneman]
    #26473852 - 02/07/20 12:12 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

OP maybe you shouldn't be a dick.


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Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Shiithead]
    #26473876 - 02/07/20 12:27 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

I think it’s just the sport of acting like a dick is its own reward?  I’m sure he considers its ”pranky banter”


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26473921 - 02/07/20 01:03 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)



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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Barnaby]
    #26473976 - 02/07/20 01:50 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

I dont suppose you live in south Africa or somewhere this might be legal?



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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
    #26473983 - 02/07/20 01:54 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

You should definitely wait out with a paintball gun and video it


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #26474096 - 02/07/20 02:57 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

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You should definitely wait out with a paintball gun and video it




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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26474106 - 02/07/20 03:05 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

id set some kind of trap. i say motion activated sprinkler with something in it. concentrated fox piss isnt a bad idea. some kind of strong, perminent dye would probably get my vote. the payback should last longer than the aroma of fox piss in a washing machine imo.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 1
    #26474139 - 02/07/20 03:22 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

An aquaintance in politics says "you can't stir up shit without getting some on yourself"
Seems very appropriate in this case.
I would definately want to find out who is doing it with a motion camera, then set a course of action from there.
If it is rowdy kids, they will probably get bored of the prank and move on,
unless you provide more drama for them to feed on.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: flugelizor] * 3
    #26474152 - 02/07/20 03:30 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

OP must sleep

When he does I will pounce



And I will let the air out of his bitch ass tires

I am watching


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 1
    #26474166 - 02/07/20 03:41 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Dude! You have piles of dogshit lying around your back yard? Dp you have neighbors?

If yes, they are the ones messing with your tires. And clean that shit up you, thats disgusting :facepalm: Have some decency


You know not everybody is cool with dogshit lying around where they live.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla]
    #26474222 - 02/07/20 04:24 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
OP must sleep

When he does I will pounce



And I will let the air out of his bitch ass tires

I am watching



Lawl.


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