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Wrote a mail to my local crematorium * 7
    #26473264 - 02/07/20 04:11 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I wrote a letter to my local crematorium, asking in my usual graphic detail that in case my diet plan failed and something happened to me, whether their oven had the capacity to cremate a 365lbs person, and whether the 560,000 excess fat calories "essentially 6 jerrycans of biodiesel along with corpse and coffin" would pose additional issues. I noted, politely, that in the concentration camp ovens the average load was 3-5 peorsons, while I "weigh for two people but have the combustion value of four." I also made mention of how in Wuhan with the viral outbreak the crematoria ran 24/7 and wondered how long a modern cremation process would take and what the maximum capacity was that they could handle.

:eek:

Just got my reply from the good gentlemen. They remarked that as long as the coffin fit through the door, the oven would be up to it :lol: and that the average time for a cremation is 75 minutes, but sometimes up to 2 hours, depending on the weight of the deceased, material of the coffin but moreover on the time of day because later in the day the oven is fully heated up, after several cremations and it takes much shorter.

They told me there's an actual contingency plan for disasters for 24/7 operations in case of disaster that increases the capacity and that they on average perform 9 services a day with the capacity to increase on it.


Thats good to know :standingby:


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante] * 3
    #26473342 - 02/07/20 06:47 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:okiapprove:


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Amanita86] * 6
    #26473362 - 02/07/20 07:10 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Wrote a mail to my local crematorium.

That's gotta be the first time I've ever heard that sentence in my life. Gotta be.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26473379 - 02/07/20 07:27 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I saw that title and was like :justno:


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26473382 - 02/07/20 07:35 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Wrote a mail to my local crematorium.

That's gotta be the first time I've ever heard that sentence in my life. Gotta be.





You gotta have answers to questions like these :lol:


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 7
    #26473383 - 02/07/20 07:36 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I was really hoping he would directly reference the Holocaust to them, and he delivered. 8/10.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
    #26473405 - 02/07/20 07:59 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

Niffla said:
Wrote a mail to my local crematorium.

That's gotta be the first time I've ever heard that sentence in my life. Gotta be.





You gotta have answers to questions like these :lol:




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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
    #26473409 - 02/07/20 08:02 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

How much are you worth as bio-diesel?


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 1
    #26473477 - 02/07/20 08:51 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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How much are you worth as bio-diesel?





At the start of the day I help to warm up the oven nicely.  :ohshi:


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26473622 - 02/07/20 10:06 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

While it isn't granted yet, I really think thats the least practical use of stored energy. :heart: :wink:


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: pacmanbreed] * 4
    #26473701 - 02/07/20 10:44 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Hahahaha asante delivers again lmao :ilold: So hard hahaha


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    #26473889 - 02/07/20 12:36 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: dstark] * 4
    #26473923 - 02/07/20 01:03 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I love how they just politely answer your questions :lol:

To them burning corpses is no big deal. If it fits, it burns


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Tripsurfer] * 4
    #26474022 - 02/07/20 02:14 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Tripsurfer] * 3
    #26474037 - 02/07/20 02:23 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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I love how they just politely answer your questions :lol:

To them burning corpses is no big deal. If it fits, it burns





I was counting on job conditioning, and was not disappointed. Its a job for them, stripped of taboo. The practicalities become important, it no longer has a shock factor.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante] * 2
    #26474055 - 02/07/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

The People of the Netherlands are so practical and helpful, you cant beat this sort of customer service!


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Shiithead] * 2
    #26474086 - 02/07/20 02:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.



Yeah I’ve always said just drag me far enough out that I don’t stink up the joint and consider that ship sailed..:hatsoff:


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
    #26496044 - 02/20/20 08:43 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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They told me there's an actual contingency plan for disasters for 24/7 operations in case of disaster that increases the capacity and that they on average perform 9 services a day with the capacity to increase on it.





I'm guessing that's where they put heaps of people in at once and they mix up the ashes like they do with pets.

Although when we had our dog done a few years back they told us they didn't mix them together anymore. I guess because of the internet more people found out that's how it works and so people complained.

Not really sure what to do with a box of dog ashes though...


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: EbilPhish]
    #26496084 - 02/20/20 09:00 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Mix them with coca leaves n chew it


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: twighead] * 3
    #26496105 - 02/20/20 09:06 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I roofed the funeral home my baby brother was cremated in. I had to literally work in the smoke of burning flesh. It has played heavily on my mind.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
    #26496113 - 02/20/20 09:12 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I don’t care what they do with my body when I’m dead and gone.

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You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #26496146 - 02/20/20 09:40 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I wonder what the laws are around human taxidermy...


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    #26496212 - 02/20/20 10:34 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Seems grim and like whatever your diet plan is isnt worth it.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: The Influence]
    #26496223 - 02/20/20 10:42 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Thats terrible man :sad: :nonono:

Sorry for your lost.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: EbilPhish]
    #26496400 - 02/21/20 03:26 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Not really sure what to do with a box of dog ashes though...



Then why'd you order it?


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: The Influence]
    #26496659 - 02/21/20 08:58 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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I roofed the funeral home my baby brother was cremated in. I had to literally work in the smoke of burning flesh. It has played heavily on my mind.





Forgive me. That must've been awful but.. How did it smell?


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26496813 - 02/21/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Thats terrible man :sad: :nonono:

Sorry for your lost.



Thank you
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Asante said:
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I roofed the funeral home my baby brother was cremated in. I had to literally work in the smoke of burning flesh. It has played heavily on my mind.





Forgive me. That must've been awful but.. How did it smell?



Honestly I cannot compare it to any other smell I can recall. But the smoke is very white and thick, the smell is not pleasant (even if you didnt know the source of the smokes fuel) but is not as bad as say burning garbage.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
    #26496824 - 02/21/20 10:52 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Ummm, why have a coffin at all? seems like gauze would be a better way and cheaper etc...Strange that you were concerned about that, but definitely interesting info/post.


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    #26496826 - 02/21/20 10:53 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I was surfing two days ago next to the jetty and people where releasing ashes form the end.

Because of the high winds we have been having all week it was a total Big lebowski moment and me and this other dude got dusted with someones grandmother

Really pricked our eyes too


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    #26496829 - 02/21/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

She was a salty one!:grin:


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26496834 - 02/21/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I have to admit it was kinda funny. Being in the water and able to wash helped mitigating the emotional trauma


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26496886 - 02/21/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Ummm, why have a coffin at all?




In Wuhan city the crematoria run round the clock and from what I heard the bodies are going in in hazmat body bags.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
    #26496979 - 02/21/20 01:11 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
Ummm, why have a coffin at all?




In Wuhan city the crematoria run round the clock and from what I heard the bodies are going in in hazmat body bags.




https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/composting-human-bodies-now-legal-washington-state-n1008606

I'm sure the Chinese could scale these up to handle 1000's at a time.

https://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2018_51/2692811/181221-recompose-compost-mn-1300_0fba0933fe9b226c9536f7a69fab8376.fit-2000w.jpg


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: deucedbi9]
    #26496996 - 02/21/20 01:25 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

The Chinese forbid burial because of the biohazard involved in exhumation.

But, if a pandemic goes in full swing we'll likely have mass graves near every city.

Imagine for a moment, as a thought experiment, that in this year, we'd have 5 billion people infected, of which 1 billion develop severe illness above the usual number of severe illness requiring hospitalization, and 200 million die on top of the usual annual death toll.

How are we going to handle that?!

That would be a nightmare.


It already IS a nightmare in Wuhan, and on the Diamond Princess.

Its spreasding like a cold but with far more serious consequences.

Its so virulent it might barely be seasonal.

This could be an all year thing until we get vaccinated.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26497001 - 02/21/20 01:30 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Ummm, why have a coffin at all? seems like gauze would be a better way and cheaper etc...Strange that you were concerned about that, but definitely interesting info/post.



I realize your post was in response to Asante, but at the particular funeral home I worked on they place the person in a cardboard "coffin" when transporting from the morgue and I believe they just slide the box and all right in.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26497014 - 02/21/20 01:43 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:

Strange that you were concerned about that, but definitely interesting info/post.




I omitted the fact that months earlier, during an MXE binge, the question came up and I just rolled over the floor laughing what such a letter could be like and how it would be received by people who do the actual taboo work with occupational character deformation of on one hand having to be perpetually occupationally solemn while, like, being regular people with feelings caught up in a vapid 9 to 5 routine.

It had to be written :yesnod:


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I was really hoping he would directly reference the Holocaust to them, and he delivered. 8/10.




I didnt do it in a offensive way but the letter wouldnt have been complete without referencing their considerably more productive collegues by indirect association.


When they wrote in the politest terms that as long as I, being obese, would fit through the hatch it would work, I knew the message was well received  :lol:


  :nodofunderstanding:




It was a serious question, voiced in grave earnest, but yeah also a bit of a prank mail :evil:


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26497025 - 02/21/20 01:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

My dad bought me a spot in the museum where my ashes go.


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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26497650 - 02/21/20 08:05 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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My dad bought me a spot in the museum where my ashes go.




I hope it's on top of the T-Rex :smile:


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    #26499210 - 02/22/20 10:30 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:


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    #26505025 - 02/26/20 03:05 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Seeing is believing *graphic*




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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
    #26514124 - 03/03/20 08:00 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

So it would take 3 liters of fuel oil to cremate an average body, but I have sixty liters (16gal) of excess biodiesel on my person. that could pose a problem.

And it has.


https://nypost.com/2017/04/26/overly-obese-body-sets-crematorium-on-fire/

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‘Overly obese’ body sets crematorium on fire

A crematorium went up in flames when the excessive fat from an “overly obese” body caused the pyre to burn too brightly, according to local reports.

The owner of the Hillside Chapel Crematory in Cincinnati says the conflagration started on Tuesday night when the fire engulfing the corpulent corpse got too hot and spread to some nearby containers.

“My operator was in the process of cremating remains and (the body) was overly obese and apparently it got a little hotter than the unit is supposed to get,” owner Don Catchen told WCPO Cincinnati.




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