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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
#26496113 - 02/20/20 09:12 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I donโt care what they do with my body when Iโm dead and gone.
-Robert Johnson
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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EbilPhish
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26496146 - 02/20/20 09:40 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I wonder what the laws are around human taxidermy...
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: EbilPhish]
#26496212 - 02/20/20 10:34 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Seems grim and like whatever your diet plan is isnt worth it.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: The Influence]
#26496223 - 02/20/20 10:42 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats terrible man 
Sorry for your lost.
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Near Dylan
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: EbilPhish]
#26496400 - 02/21/20 03:26 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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EbilPhish said: Not really sure what to do with a box of dog ashes though...
Then why'd you order it?
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Asante
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: The Influence]
#26496659 - 02/21/20 08:58 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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The Influence said: I roofed the funeral home my baby brother was cremated in. I had to literally work in the smoke of burning flesh. It has played heavily on my mind.
Forgive me. That must've been awful but.. How did it smell?
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The Influence
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante] 1
#26496813 - 02/21/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: Thats terrible man 
Sorry for your lost.
Thank you
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Asante said:
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The Influence said: I roofed the funeral home my baby brother was cremated in. I had to literally work in the smoke of burning flesh. It has played heavily on my mind.
Forgive me. That must've been awful but.. How did it smell?
Honestly I cannot compare it to any other smell I can recall. But the smoke is very white and thick, the smell is not pleasant (even if you didnt know the source of the smokes fuel) but is not as bad as say burning garbage.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
#26496824 - 02/21/20 10:52 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ummm, why have a coffin at all? seems like gauze would be a better way and cheaper etc...Strange that you were concerned about that, but definitely interesting info/post.
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Tripsurfer
Bring Back Asante!



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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: The Influence]
#26496826 - 02/21/20 10:53 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was surfing two days ago next to the jetty and people where releasing ashes form the end.
Because of the high winds we have been having all week it was a total Big lebowski moment and me and this other dude got dusted with someones grandmother
Really pricked our eyes too
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Tripsurfer] 1
#26496829 - 02/21/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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She was a salty one!
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Tripsurfer
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26496834 - 02/21/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have to admit it was kinda funny. Being in the water and able to wash helped mitigating the emotional trauma
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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Asante
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26496886 - 02/21/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: Ummm, why have a coffin at all?
In Wuhan city the crematoria run round the clock and from what I heard the bodies are going in in hazmat body bags.
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deucedbi9
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante]
#26496979 - 02/21/20 01:11 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asante said:
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tyrannicalrex said: Ummm, why have a coffin at all?
In Wuhan city the crematoria run round the clock and from what I heard the bodies are going in in hazmat body bags.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/composting-human-bodies-now-legal-washington-state-n1008606
I'm sure the Chinese could scale these up to handle 1000's at a time.
https://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2018_51/2692811/181221-recompose-compost-mn-1300_0fba0933fe9b226c9536f7a69fab8376.fit-2000w.jpg
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Asante
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: deucedbi9]
#26496996 - 02/21/20 01:25 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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The Chinese forbid burial because of the biohazard involved in exhumation.
But, if a pandemic goes in full swing we'll likely have mass graves near every city.
Imagine for a moment, as a thought experiment, that in this year, we'd have 5 billion people infected, of which 1 billion develop severe illness above the usual number of severe illness requiring hospitalization, and 200 million die on top of the usual annual death toll.
How are we going to handle that?!
That would be a nightmare.
It already IS a nightmare in Wuhan, and on the Diamond Princess.
Its spreasding like a cold but with far more serious consequences.
Its so virulent it might barely be seasonal.
This could be an all year thing until we get vaccinated.
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The Influence
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26497001 - 02/21/20 01:30 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: Ummm, why have a coffin at all? seems like gauze would be a better way and cheaper etc...Strange that you were concerned about that, but definitely interesting info/post.
I realize your post was in response to Asante, but at the particular funeral home I worked on they place the person in a cardboard "coffin" when transporting from the morgue and I believe they just slide the box and all right in.
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Asante
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Near Dylan]
#26497014 - 02/21/20 01:43 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said:
Strange that you were concerned about that, but definitely interesting info/post.
I omitted the fact that months earlier, during an MXE binge, the question came up and I just rolled over the floor laughing what such a letter could be like and how it would be received by people who do the actual taboo work with occupational character deformation of on one hand having to be perpetually occupationally solemn while, like, being regular people with feelings caught up in a vapid 9 to 5 routine.
It had to be written 
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Near Dylan said: I was really hoping he would directly reference the Holocaust to them, and he delivered. 8/10.
I didnt do it in a offensive way but the letter wouldnt have been complete without referencing their considerably more productive collegues by indirect association.
When they wrote in the politest terms that as long as I, being obese, would fit through the hatch it would work, I knew the message was well received 

It was a serious question, voiced in grave earnest, but yeah also a bit of a prank mail
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Crazy_Horse
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Asante] 1
#26497025 - 02/21/20 01:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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My dad bought me a spot in the museum where my ashes go.
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EbilPhish
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#26497650 - 02/21/20 08:05 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Crazy_Horse said: My dad bought me a spot in the museum where my ashes go.
I hope it's on top of the T-Rex
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: EbilPhish]
#26499210 - 02/22/20 10:30 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asante
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Re: Wrote a mail to my local crematorium [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26505025 - 02/26/20 03:05 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seeing is believing *graphic*
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