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Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am
    #26472857 - 02/06/20 09:06 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

They used to pop the tires but now they kinda just deflate them



So I took a  shovel full of big piles of dogs shit from around my back yard and smeared it on the stems and around where they will have to kneel down to deflate it. A whole lot of shit


Well not pop them , they'd leaves screws and Wack shards like so. Not sure if i pissed someone off or if it's just some juvenile prank . Either way . I'm thinking of getting security camera and these deer motion detector water sprinklers and filling the reservoirs with concentrate fox piss unless there is a better way that I know there is

I don't know why I don't care about it too much now as long as it stays at this stage and not like sugar in the gas tank shit . I was kinda slightly angry earlier, cause they've cost me a tire At least .

, but then I realized I was kinda bored and was entertained by the sport of it I think . I think now I really want some pranky banter I guess  . I'm debating staking out one night and waiting on some acid since it keeps me up late and maybe a low pressure BB air soft gun shot to the buttocks or maybe I could  charge my fender to shock them .

Could I track them ? What if I bought those zero air trailer tires like I see on some micro dozers and put a stem on them so they looked like normal tires , I think that they have those , so while they're trying to deflate them it mocks them


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 7
    #26473249 - 02/07/20 03:33 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe you just have a slow leak

:barbershreds:

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 1
    #26473253 - 02/07/20 03:42 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

That sucks to say the least.  They will find away around it.  If it was me and someone was doing that to me I would find out where they live until a stalemate.  I don't know the whole story. 

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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Barnaby] * 9
    #26473427 - 02/07/20 08:19 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Not only does OP get his tires deflated, but he now has to play with dog shit.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #26473501 - 02/07/20 09:04 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Sorry, this just makes me laugh and feel better about my own life rereading this post.  What drama!  On with my morning without worrying about things such as this.:lahey:


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26473532 - 02/07/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

That did happen to me once, while attending a bday gathering. our parked car was deflated and in no time a man approached us to inflate the tire for some $$$. One of my peers jokingly told him that it will be granted so as long as he inflates it manually thru mouth. Though he was paid by my peers for the job. He sudenly back-off and ran after i reached our battery powered compressor.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #26473739 - 02/07/20 11:13 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I doubt it's just a juvenile prank. Sounds personal. Don't be surprised if when you find out who it is, it's actually a "friend".


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Shroomslip]
    #26473807 - 02/07/20 11:48 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

This has all the makings of a breaking bad esque saga


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26473839 - 02/07/20 12:02 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You're being paranoid OP.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: nooneman]
    #26473852 - 02/07/20 12:12 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

OP maybe you shouldn't be a dick.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Shiithead]
    #26473876 - 02/07/20 12:27 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I think it’s just the sport of acting like a dick is its own reward?  I’m sure he considers its ”pranky banter”


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26473921 - 02/07/20 01:03 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Barnaby]
    #26473976 - 02/07/20 01:50 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I dont suppose you live in south Africa or somewhere this might be legal?



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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
    #26473983 - 02/07/20 01:54 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You should definitely wait out with a paintball gun and video it


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #26474096 - 02/07/20 02:57 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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You should definitely wait out with a paintball gun and video it




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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26474106 - 02/07/20 03:05 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

id set some kind of trap. i say motion activated sprinkler with something in it. concentrated fox piss isnt a bad idea. some kind of strong, perminent dye would probably get my vote. the payback should last longer than the aroma of fox piss in a washing machine imo.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 1
    #26474139 - 02/07/20 03:22 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

An aquaintance in politics says "you can't stir up shit without getting some on yourself"
Seems very appropriate in this case.
I would definately want to find out who is doing it with a motion camera, then set a course of action from there.
If it is rowdy kids, they will probably get bored of the prank and move on,
unless you provide more drama for them to feed on.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: flugelizor] * 3
    #26474152 - 02/07/20 03:30 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

OP must sleep

When he does I will pounce



And I will let the air out of his bitch ass tires

I am watching


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 1
    #26474166 - 02/07/20 03:41 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Dude! You have piles of dogshit lying around your back yard? Dp you have neighbors?

If yes, they are the ones messing with your tires. And clean that shit up you, thats disgusting :facepalm: Have some decency


You know not everybody is cool with dogshit lying around where they live.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla]
    #26474222 - 02/07/20 04:24 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
OP must sleep

When he does I will pounce



And I will let the air out of his bitch ass tires

I am watching



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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum] * 2
    #26474321 - 02/07/20 05:32 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Either way . I'm thinking of getting security camera and these deer motion detector water sprinklers and filling the reservoirs with concentrate fox piss unless there is a better way that I know there is







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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Robo] * 2
    #26474326 - 02/07/20 05:34 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

Ferrum said:
Either way . I'm thinking of getting security camera and these deer motion detector water sprinklers and filling the reservoirs with concentrate fox piss unless there is a better way that I know there is












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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla]
    #26474380 - 02/07/20 06:05 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

What is that fuzzy pic of that's so scary?


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26474417 - 02/07/20 06:20 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Because we have strong reason to believe that unknown assailant -- who is believed to be either an active or former member of law enforcement, and also a possible (likely) heroin addict, stalked and murdered one of our beloved former posters

It has been several years since this suspect went on the run so he probably looks, well, several years older and stuff

he is believed to be armed and highly dangerous so do not approach but if you call the anonymous line you will probably remain anonymous



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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26474458 - 02/07/20 06:39 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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What is that fuzzy pic of that's so scary?





There was a member here that was paranoid about this guy in his apartment complex, and took this photo.  Someone coined the name "Junkie cop"
I forget the guy's username...something kelly.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: 1234go] * 3
    #26474478 - 02/07/20 06:48 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Esekon Kelly.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: psi]
    #26474488 - 02/07/20 06:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Thank you.  I knew it started with an "e" or an "a".


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #26474519 - 02/07/20 07:06 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: psi]
    #26474563 - 02/07/20 07:34 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

My friends dad was having people steal copper pipes from his plumbing truck at night. He got all call of duty and sat outside one night in a gillie suit with an empty shotgun. They came up and he pounced at the right time. Too funny.

I say scope it and see who it is. Then.. revenge.. slow and painful revenge.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26474569 - 02/07/20 07:37 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

flugelizor said:
An aquaintance in politics says "you can't stir up shit without getting some on yourself"
Seems very appropriate in this case.
I would definately want to find out who is doing it with a motion camera, then set a course of action from there.
If it is rowdy kids, they will probably get bored of the prank and move on,
unless you provide more drama for them to feed on.




You're prob right
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Niffla said:
OP must sleep

When he does I will pounce



And I will let the air out of his bitch ass tires

I am watching




I knew it was you ! It's on


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #26474583 - 02/07/20 07:49 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Maybe you just have a slow leak

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.



That'd be funny as fuck if this dude smeared shit all over his tires just to find out he ran over a nail


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26474588 - 02/07/20 07:52 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Maybe you just have a slow leak

:barbershreds:

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.



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Maybe you just have a slow leak

Nah man , brand new tires , all four been on for weeks on weeks , no problems for weeks , been sitting in the same spot while I ve been driving the other car . Plus every time one goes flat , a penny is placed by it . On each tire that goes flat , using the penny to push the pin down .


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26474600 - 02/07/20 07:56 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

Niffla said:
Maybe you just have a slow leak

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.



That'd be funny as fuck if this dude smeared shit all over his tires just to find out he ran over a nail




I've seen my neighbors do some fucked up shit . Like they get in near brawls over off street parking . It's fucking crazy . You park In front of the wrong persons house ......,you might walk to your car with a window broke . Some of them are pretty fucked up considering the street is for the public and not private ...,.they really do take it personal I'm not crazy . I've seen some of them call cops over parking spots just to hear them tell them it's public parking



See this is a covered trailer I have . The back yard floods like 4 feet high during a big rain storm so you can't park off the ally ....to to keep the trailer from getting fucked I park it up front. It takes a lot of space though ....crowds the street parking ...so I think someone's taking it personal


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26474607 - 02/07/20 08:02 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Plus shit gets stolen off the porch . Out of shed s . If it's not nailed down kinda thing.

My neighbor that I hang with sometimes is intelligence In the navy, he does cyber survelence for them , always drops hints he knows about my shit , but we drink and hang a lot and share a distaste for the thugs that fuck around our area

Anyway , some guy was hiding in his yard one night last year , he goes out , he's a big gun collector , sees the guy , tells him to stay

Guy jumps , he shoots he falls then gets up and comes at him again he shoots him again ....

Lots of crazy fucks around my block to say the least


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26474679 - 02/07/20 08:48 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Wow, this post is really getting some real traction.  I just think it is idiotic.  Time to blast some music and stop thinking about some stranger deflating ones tires then spreading dog shit over them.

Above and beyond, lol.  God I am getting fucked up.:wonka:


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Barnaby] * 1
    #26474681 - 02/07/20 08:48 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

The second time Barnaby came into the thread to tell us he doesn't care about the thread. Can we go for three?


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26474693 - 02/07/20 08:56 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
What is that fuzzy pic of that's so scary?



You don’t remember the saga of the junkie cop?


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: lowbrow] * 1
    #26474719 - 02/07/20 09:20 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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The second time Barnaby came into the thread to tell us he doesn't care about the thread. Can we go for three?




:rofl:

So 12 hrs ago he declares he doesn't have time to worry about shit like this and announces he's leaving

Then he comes back 4 hrs after that

And then 30 minutes ago to re-declare what he said 12 hours ago

:canthelpbutlaugh:

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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla]
    #26474723 - 02/07/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

He’s coming for your poppies then your tires then your life. :eek:


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Robo]
    #26474725 - 02/07/20 09:29 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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He’s coming for your poppies then your tires then your life. :eek:




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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26475155 - 02/08/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Lol.  Shit and wipe shit over everything after deflating tires.  Sorry, this thread cracks me up.

Psycho killer, sorry, can't keep from laughing.
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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla]
    #26475218 - 02/08/20 09:53 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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He’s coming for your poppies then your tires then your life. :eek:




:shitmypants:



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The second time Barnaby came into the thread to tell us he doesn't care about the thread. Can we go for three?




:rofl:

So 12 hrs ago he declares he doesn't have time to worry about shit like this and announces he's leaving

Then he comes back 4 hrs after that

And then 30 minutes ago to re-declare what he said 12 hours ago

:canthelpbutlaugh:

You can't make this stuff up



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It all starts to make sense..  it actually makes more sense than this just being some random chance.




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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Niffla]
    #26475265 - 02/08/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Maybe you just have a slow leak

:barbershreds:

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.




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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #26475276 - 02/08/20 10:42 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Barnaby is hilarious.  One must wonder what goes through ones head when one posts the shitposts one  does


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26475418 - 02/08/20 12:41 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

At least spray some soapy water on the tire to check for a leak before you do anything stupid.  It sounds like it may be leaking between the tire and the rim.  It would be a slow leak that goes down every 2-3 days.  If that's it, you'll see foam form around the rim.  Could be on the back side or outside


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: TheStallionMang]
    #26475477 - 02/08/20 01:14 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I am glad I never need to know these things.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: TheStallionMang]
    #26475521 - 02/08/20 01:33 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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At least spray some soapy water on the tire to check for a leak before you do anything stupid.  It sounds like it may be leaking between the tire and the rim.  It would be a slow leak that goes down every 2-3 days.  If that's it, you'll see foam form around the rim.  Could be on the back side or outside




Right!!!

let me rub shit all over my tire to curse the nail that I ran over.

this reminds me of an old saying, he who digs a pit will fall into it.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: AroundtheSon] * 1
    #26475536 - 02/08/20 01:44 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Op you trying to give them minor discomfort or blow one of their legs off? There is a booby trap for any situation :thumbup:


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26475555 - 02/08/20 01:57 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

u should paranoid bro :lolwut:


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26475816 - 02/08/20 04:57 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Maybe you just have a slow leak

I had a tire that would go down significantly every few days. Had to air it up every few days for a few months before I finally got it patched. It had a nail in it.



That'd be funny as fuck if this dude smeared shit all over his tires just to find out he ran over a nail




I've seen my neighbors do some fucked up shit . Like they get in near brawls over off street parking . It's fucking crazy . You park In front of the wrong persons house ......,you might walk to your car with a window broke . Some of them are pretty fucked up considering the street is for the public and not private ...,.they really do take it personal I'm not crazy . I've seen some of them call cops over parking spots just to hear them tell them it's public parking



See this is a covered trailer I have . The back yard floods like 4 feet high during a big rain storm so you can't park off the ally ....to to keep the trailer from getting fucked I park it up front. It takes a lot of space though ....crowds the street parking ...so I think someone's taking it personal



AH ha! Yep, someones fucking with you due to this info. Scope it, do something post results!


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Barnaby]
    #26476391 - 02/09/20 03:49 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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At least spray some soapy water on the tire to check for a leak before you do anything stupid.  It sounds like it may be leaking between the tire and the rim.  It would be a slow leak that goes down every 2-3 days.  If that's it, you'll see foam form around the rim.  Could be on the back side or outside



I am glad I never need to know these things.




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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Ferrum]
    #26476403 - 02/09/20 04:11 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Tampering isn't outside the realm of possibility, however as others suggested, I'd check for a slow leak before jumping to that conclusion OP.

I'll admit, I lol'd at your retribution measures.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: pacmanbreed]
    #26485640 - 02/14/20 03:21 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Nah, there is a difference between being savvy and being stupid.  And those in whom one chooses to associate with in life.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Barnaby]
    #26485900 - 02/14/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

What was the conclusion of this matter? I am still sitting on the edge of my seat waiting to hear how this shitshow worked out.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #26486367 - 02/15/20 12:37 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

The Shroomery is weird.  There was on thread that turned up the drama so high and didn't respond after a long time and the guy never responded again.  Became a running joke.:shrug:

Whatever, life goes on.  I like how the Shroomery at that time made a like, 20 replies in this running joke about all the possiblilities of how this could of turned out.  Makes me laugh thinking about it.:jolly:


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #26486391 - 02/15/20 01:17 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:hahawot:
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He’s coming for your poppies then your tires then your life. :eek:




:shitmypants:






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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: pacmanbreed]
    #26486653 - 02/15/20 07:51 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Has anyone been shot yet?

You could try a motion sensor trail cam, I've used one to settle a dispute about a dog eating chickens. Turns out it was a fox.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Huntor]
    #26486828 - 02/15/20 10:14 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Has anyone been shot yet?

You could try a motion sensor trail cam, I've used one to settle a dispute about a dog eating chickens. Turns out it was a fox.





5 years ago we had dogs eat our birds, the dogs lived about 10km from our house and kept escaping thier yard and following a old trail that ends right in my backyard, one time we had 100 meat birds and they dug a hole under the fence and killed all the birds, they didnt even eat the birds, just tore the heads off, it looked like a massacre, we ended up getting payed for it though


that old trail is kinda annoying though, one time I saw like 5 people out by my chicken coop in the middle of winter in like 3ft snow, I went out and they were trying to find a way through, I was like there is no way through, you followed a 25 year old trail for 5 clicks and then followed a trail I cut myself to my back yard for the last 500 feet, they pulled out their phones and was trying to tell me they were right and show me something and I was like I lived here for years you are at the end of the trail, I cut the last 500 feet to my backyard, the trail dosnt go on


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: gopher]
    #26487379 - 02/15/20 05:08 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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5 years ago we had dogs eat our birds, the dogs lived about 10km from our house and kept escaping thier yard and following a old trail that ends right in my backyard, one time we had 100 meat birds and they dug a hole under the fence and killed all the birds, they didnt even eat the birds, just tore the heads off, it looked like a massacre, we ended up getting payed for it though


that old trail is kinda annoying though, one time I saw like 5 people out by my chicken coop in the middle of winter in like 3ft snow, I went out and they were trying to find a way through, I was like there is no way through, you followed a 25 year old trail for 5 clicks and then followed a trail I cut myself to my back yard for the last 500 feet, they pulled out their phones and was trying to tell me they were right and show me something and I was like I lived here for years you are at the end of the trail, I cut the last 500 feet to my backyard, the trail dosnt go on




I worked at a stock feed store for a while and heard many stories like this, I heard a reason why they kill them all is to come back and eat the rest periodically.

lol at the people in your yard, it's awesome how a worn trail can still be found for a long time though. I've been learning/doing a bit of tracking the last couple of years.


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Huntor] * 1
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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Huntor] * 1
    #26487837 - 02/16/20 02:18 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Was this mystery ever solved, OP?


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Re: Some asshole keeps deflating my tires in the early am [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26487848 - 02/16/20 02:29 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

If you're making this into sport, avoid the dog shit lmao. Go buy some stink bomb capsules, and  lay a crap ton near your tires, or wait it out and lob a handful near the bastard. No battery charges and the half wit will be puking.

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