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Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate?
#26471417 - 02/06/20 03:36 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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This morning I scooped a bowl of yesterdays fish'n'veggie oatmeal porridge, stirred in a shotglass of elderberry juice and wondered: "whats the worst expedient breakfast the Pub ever ate?"
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Asante] 4
#26471452 - 02/06/20 04:53 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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The very idea that you put fish in your oatmeal disturbs me.
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26471461 - 02/06/20 05:01 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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larry.fisherman said: The very idea that you put fish in your oatmeal disturbs me.
It can't be that fish'n'veggie oatmeal disturbs you more than processed foods.
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Asante] 2
#26471465 - 02/06/20 05:06 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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It sounds like prison food
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#26471470 - 02/06/20 05:17 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Old mcdonlads
When I used to consume fast food after a night of heavy drinking and cannabis, I would pass out before eating it. Id then wake up and reheat everything on a pan with a lil bit of oil and nuggets in the oven, would come out tasting like new
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#26471471 - 02/06/20 05:20 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats the ticket 
Its the silicones in the McD deep fry oil
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#26471472 - 02/06/20 05:21 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats awesome.
I recall having Cup of Noodle for breakfast once. That was a bad idea. Never again
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 3
#26471476 - 02/06/20 05:23 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I had done a night of MXE, 7am in the morning I figured "why not try a pint of lager now? The alcoholics do it."
I found out the alcoholics have stronger stomachs
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Asante] 1
#26471834 - 02/06/20 11:11 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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yesterdays fish'n'veggie oatmeal porridge, stirred in a shotglass of elderberry juice
The fuck is wrong with you man!
Fish and oatmeal porride?
For breakfast?
Congealed?
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Tripsurfer] 1
#26471892 - 02/06/20 11:47 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Tripsurfer said:
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yesterdays fish'n'veggie oatmeal porridge, stirred in a shotglass of elderberry juice
The fuck is wrong with you man!
Fish and oatmeal porride?
For breakfast?
Congealed?

Unexpected calamity! The Darmstadt Cholera virus went airborn and Tripsurfer takes refuge at Asante's, who insists he'd eat some emergency rations:
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Asante]
#26471900 - 02/06/20 11:53 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Contemplating some beenie weenies and spaghetti-o's right now, but will probably just have chips and twix when I get to work.
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Asante] 1
#26471903 - 02/06/20 11:55 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Man, I am not joking or belittling you when I say this. I'm being serious.
If you started a YouTube channel where you just made these...let's just say unique or eccentric meals that you post about, and then eat them, you'd go viral dude.
I'd subscribe
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Niffla] 3
#26471918 - 02/06/20 12:03 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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it has viral aspects, granted
Still the thing is that they are exceptionally healthy combinations of foodstuffs.
Biochemically, they make a whole lot of sense.
From the standpoint of cuisine though, it tastes good in ways that people don't usually combine foods together.
I'm attempting to cure myself of convenience food addiction, so I combine foods on basis of nutritional principles now, over taste principles. The cheeseburgers & pizza era is over.
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Asante] 1
#26471920 - 02/06/20 12:04 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Have you combined cheeseburgers and pizza though?
Shit is bomb!
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: christopera]
#26471935 - 02/06/20 12:12 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Asante]
#26471976 - 02/06/20 12:39 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I can't really think of anything other than reheated leftovers, but that's not that bad especially if the leftovers are from nice restaurants and stuff.
I guess I'd say plain oatmeal microwaved, but that's not bad and actually pretty decent anyway. I'd rather eat plain microwaved oatmeal than a lot of other stuff actually. It's a pretty good food for tripping too.
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: nooneman] 3
#26471984 - 02/06/20 12:44 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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nooneman said:
I guess I'd say plain oatmeal microwaved, but that's not bad and actually pretty decent anyway. I'd rather eat plain microwaved oatmeal than a lot of other stuff actually.
Why does oatmeal show up in so many horror stories? Its a superfood
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Asante] 2
#26471988 - 02/06/20 12:45 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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cold pizza in a box left on a counter for 24 hours.
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: tyrannicalrex] 2
#26471995 - 02/06/20 12:47 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've eat pizza that was older than 24 hours and had no refrigeration. No issues there.
Leave your Donald's out for 24 hours and give that a shot, surely that's asking for trouble.
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: christopera]
#26471996 - 02/06/20 12:48 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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We're getting to the core of the issue
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: christopera]
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Asante] 1
#26472051 - 02/06/20 01:12 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asante said: This morning I scooped a bowl of yesterdays fish'n'veggie oatmeal porridge, stirred in a shotglass of elderberry juice and wondered: "whats the worst expedient breakfast the Pub ever ate?"

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Asante said: Thats the ticket 
Its the silicones in the McD deep fry oil 
I used to work for an auto parts company, and the one store I’d make deliveries to had a McD French fry nailed to the wall in the back room. It never changed in appearance over years that I delivered there. Was still nailed to the wall looking the same when I left that job.
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#26472054 - 02/06/20 01:14 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asante said: The cheeseburgers & pizza era is over.
My thing was/is steak subs, extra toasted (really extra) with jalapenos. Just thinking about it now I want to go get one. Pizza I could eat anytime anywhere. All that shit is fantastic and pairs with a drinking problem wonderfully.
As far as bad breakfasts go I don’t really remember having one. I usually don’t eat breakfast but, there’s been times when I had no food, extended times. That developed in me an appreciation for just having something to eat. I’m fine with oatmeal... never had it with fish but I really like fish so why not? What kind of fish was it?
I’ve put tuna in mac and cheese when I was trying to gain weight, that’s good. You have to get into weird shit to make me hesitant to eat it.... like those rotten embroy eggs that Chinese people eat, or a bat or tarantula. Other than that I’m down for whatever..
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#26472122 - 02/06/20 01:52 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Had some salt and vinegar grasshoppers the other day. They are pretty good!
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#26472340 - 02/06/20 04:13 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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An open can red bull sitting in the cup holder of my car that I forgot about from the day before 
Not proud of that. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
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#26472470 - 02/06/20 05:59 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's what happened to your eyes! JK, I hope all is well with that. I'm pretty sue I've drank leftover beers after a party sitting around.
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26472472 - 02/06/20 06:02 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Tripsurfer said: Apparently you can leave McDonalds out for 24 months...
https://www.salon.com/2015/01/08/this_is_what_happens_when_you_leave_mcdonalds_food_out_for_2_years/
Not necessarily because of anything they put into the food, most of the water is extracted during cooking/frying. The thin slices of hamburger and the deep fried potatoes are easy targets for mummification. Put them in a humid temperate environment and they wouldn't last.
Not a defense of McDonalds. It's not bad for you because they put preservatives in it. It's bad for you because people consume 2500 calories in one sitting without needing to expend any calories to acquire the meal. It's really just habit forming, salty, oil drenched, low quality proteins and sugars at the end of the day.
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Re: Whats the worst expedient breakfasts the Pub ever ate? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26472516 - 02/06/20 06:25 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: That's what happened to your eyes! JK, I hope all is well with that. I'm pretty sue I've drank leftover beers after a party sitting around.
lol, real talk though, I'm pretty sure we all have at one point or another .
And thankyou! I have an mri scheduled tomorrow, so hopefully I'll get some more answers soon.
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