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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: Antigov]
    #26473077 - 02/07/20 12:02 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

No but I feel like a clown today. I dropped and broke someone cools' cart when he was letting me hit it so he gave it to me cos he didnt want it leaking on his shit but it still works...now I feel bad..... And really high :facepalm:


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26473507 - 02/07/20 09:07 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

So did you deflower the preachers daughter? Or was she a slutty whore like every preachers daughter? Did you bone that bitch?


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26473524 - 02/07/20 09:20 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I remember my 10th grade US Gov't teacher.  She was stupid hot, fresh out of college, like hottest teacher in the school and I was so psyched I got her that year.  She handed out our books, handed us slips of paper, and asked us to write our names and numbers on them.  My dumbass took it as phone number and wrote my phone number down. 

She's collecting the papers and she looks at me, and in front of the class goes, "Newbie, BOOK number, not phone number."  The class erupted.  I was embarrassed, for sure, but she actually laughed about it and that def solidifed my place in her classroom and her mind :lol:


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: Newbie]
    #26473537 - 02/07/20 09:27 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Another favorite memory was my Senior Year.  My Psych/Soc teacher told us on day one that if the guys shaved a mullet and the girls dyed their hair an atrocious color and kept a journal about peoples' reactions to it for 3 semesters we'd automatically ace the final.  My high school sweetheart and I JUMPED on that.  I remember going to the hair dresser and asking for a Mullet and they hesitated.  This was back in '03-'04 when mullets really started being taboo.

So I kept a journal like I was supposed to, and man that wasn't easy.  Walking though the mall, in public, etc was embarrassing as fuck but I got used to it.  My girl dyed her hair like purple and brown, it was a bad look.  We were the only kids not only this class but all his classes to do it.

He let us off after just 2 semesters and we handed in our journals.  We broke up by the time finals rolled around but I showed up, made a zigzag pattern down my scantron, and left.  I got the results about a week later.  100% :awebig:


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: Newbie] * 1
    #26473581 - 02/07/20 09:46 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

One of the comic books I was drawing for myself in high school was called Bat Dude.  He was a human/bat hybrid and his side kick was a new wave listening skateboarder named Rubin, Boy Waver.  Like I stated previously, I was a complete loner.  Somehow my Bad Dude comic was stolen from me and unbeknownst to me at the time, was circulating around the school and had developed a following.  It wasn't until the final semester of my senior year that I saw someone with it and told them that it was mine.  He was all like "You made this? No way, man!" and word got round that the quiet nerdy dude drew this up.  I had instantly became somewhat popular.  I finally had a social life at school right before it was over.


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26473600 - 02/07/20 09:54 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

That is a great story! Much like most of these in here!


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26474157 - 02/07/20 03:32 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I did good and passed everything.

Until half way through my first year. Got arrested for no reason one morning. For something I didnt do. It was scarey. Some big guy with a shaved head , he yelled at me and called me every name in the book. With his face all red. Than they through us in a room with the equivalent of Canadian federal police. My friend and I both had to deal with it. It was a special unit , they were wearing suits and ties.

My friend had a smile and they screamed at us from the top of their lungs. what the fuck are you smiling at. We didnt know what we did the whole time. Or what was going on. After that I hated and stopped going to school.

It gave me anxiety. Basically being a child at the time it was really nice of them.


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26474163 - 02/07/20 03:37 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
I was the class frown. :feelssadman:

Now I'm an ass hound. :africaface:




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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26474271 - 02/07/20 05:02 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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watermelon mon said:
I did good and passed everything.

Until half way through my first year. Got arrested for no reason one morning. For something I didnt do. It was scarey. Some big guy with a shaved head , he yelled at me and called me every name in the book. With his face all red. Than they through us in a room with the equivalent of Canadian federal police. My friend and I both had to deal with it. It was a special unit , they were wearing suits and ties.

My friend had a smile and they screamed at us from the top of their lungs. what the fuck are you smiling at. We didnt know what we did the whole time. Or what was going on. After that I hated and stopped going to school.

It gave me anxiety. Basically being a child at the time it was really nice of them.



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arrested and screamed at by police for no reason ?  Only for wafermelonmon


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26474360 - 02/07/20 05:54 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah things like that happen. It was for something serious. Someone gave them my name.

I honestly didn't do it , or know. This was before everyone had a cell phone. Not haveing one kept me out of more trouble. Maybe my luck will change. Maybe I'll have some good luck soon. wasn't the class clown.

My luck will change one day. Hopefully for the better.


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26474721 - 02/07/20 09:24 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
So did you deflower the preachers daughter? Or was she a slutty whore like every preachers daughter? Did you bone that bitch?





She was a straight up slut. Finger banged her that time, fucked her several times after.


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Re: Were you a class clown? Share your stories! [Re: Antigov]
    #26474842 - 02/08/20 12:12 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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