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Asante
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Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? 2
#26470536 - 02/05/20 03:42 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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In a twist on the thread "Would you fuck your dad to save your mom?" here you sit tinkering with your little computer when suddenly an angel appears.

The angel says: "Umm you like Back To The Future, huh? And you know how Eve begot Adam 3 sons in Genesis, right?"
So you're "Riiight? And?"
"Well.." the angel says, "Your father isn't your father. There comes a moment in your timeline where you are taken back in time to your mom and put your ace moves on her, so that she cheats on her husband, with you, once, and you are the child born out of that union. That moment is now. Unless you come with me now and go score with your own mom, in the next 5 minutes you will cease to exist. Its not painful, but you'd be gone from this part of the Universe."
Would you be the motherfucker to bang yo momma to make yourself exist?
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Asante] 1
#26470578 - 02/05/20 04:08 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Can I cheat and use a turkey baster?
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Asante] 1
#26470581 - 02/05/20 04:08 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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This is something I don't even want to think about 
I honestly can't answer... My brain is like fuck that, don't even go there.
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: LuSiD9]
#26470589 - 02/05/20 04:12 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Id call the angel a motherfucker and tell it to pull the fucking trigger
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#26470605 - 02/05/20 04:19 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
larry.fisherman said: Can I cheat and use a turkey baster?

Id imagine halfassing in the process and becoming.
That winged motherfucker
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: pacmanbreed] 1
#26470632 - 02/05/20 04:30 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Or.....id completely ignore what it was saying and try to touch it
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Asante
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26470651 - 02/05/20 04:38 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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larry.fisherman said: Can I cheat and use a turkey baster?
You'd violate your mother with a semen filled turkey baster?
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Asante] 4
#26470653 - 02/05/20 04:40 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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I’m out....
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Asante
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Asante]
#26470654 - 02/05/20 04:40 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
how Eve begot Adam 3 sons in Genesis, right?
True story! Think about it, the opportunities are.. rather limited.
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Amanita86]
#26470662 - 02/05/20 04:43 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I’m out....
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Asante]
#26470721 - 02/05/20 05:09 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said:
Quote:
how Eve begot Adam 3 sons in Genesis, right?
True story! Think about it, the opportunities are.. rather limited. 
I was
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Asante] 1
#26470729 - 02/05/20 05:12 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Incest is wincest
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Asante
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#26470734 - 02/05/20 05:14 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Asante]
#26471058 - 02/05/20 08:26 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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I would rather be dead than live with that... Fuck no.
That's just as abhorrent as fucking kids to me.
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Asante]
#26471210 - 02/05/20 10:35 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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No, there are some things that just shouldn't be done. People place so much emphasis on life and stuff, but there are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed ever, regardless of the circumstances.
Also this thread and the one before it are really disgusting. I agree with the other poster who said their brain has a hard time even considering these questions because they're so disgusting. When I saw the first thread/question, I was like "fuuuuck that shit, why would someone post this?" But now it's two threads and I guess I should respond to this disgustingness or something.
Life isn't everything, there's also like, dignity and decency and living a good life to think about.
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: nooneman]
#26471226 - 02/05/20 10:47 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Yep id challenge angel to a fight for even uttering those combination of words.....just
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: nooneman]
#26471238 - 02/05/20 10:55 PM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Well if I'm alive now that means I already did it once right? So its this weird paradox where like yeah I wouldn't be doing it the second time if I chose no and I'd cease to exist but even after ceasing to exist would there still be that part of me in other timelines constantly looping between two points in time where I conceive myself, get born with no knowledge of it, grow up, go back in time and conceive myself again? Would it be like I've already done it an infinate amount of times just by creating the loop even once for me to exist in the first place? Would ceasing to do it in this particular go 'round actually stop me from being a mother fucker? Or am I already truly an eternal mother fucker in some alternate time line whether I stop the loop in this one or not? If so does it really matter lol.
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: azramb]
#26471311 - 02/06/20 12:07 AM (4 years, 11 days ago) |
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Ever watch Enter the Void?
Dumb fucking question.
If one asked, “if not do this, cease to exist,’ wouldn’t that be holding in that hit of DMT that’s burning in your lungs?
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: Asante] 2
#26471373 - 02/06/20 02:03 AM (4 years, 10 days ago) |
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Not my Mamma! Why Asante! WHY! 
I was watching an episode of Ancient Aliens and they talked about the Milk of Something (cant remember) that the Greeks would drink to forget what just happened. This would be the time for that special milk.
If i had to save my life, and had to bang my innocent mommy, then Id hope these pills were in the hands of the Angel: https://www.wired.com/2012/02/ff-forgettingpill/
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Re: Would you fuck your mom to save yourself? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26472015 - 02/06/20 12:55 PM (4 years, 10 days ago) |
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I put stal cause I had to think about it for a while. My mom's not exactly what you'd call a good person and not at all innocent so I guess I don't have the instant NOPE reaction that most people do lol.
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