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OfflineHotdog from Space
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Gurus and rules
    #26465140 - 02/02/20 11:39 AM (4 years, 14 days ago)

Fellow druggies, I've found a way to test if a guru is real or not. Cause as all us druggies should now, NEVER TRUST A GURU, and we know this cause the drugs has learnt us to look for that in the background - that which is not being said.

Anyways, after studying numerous gurus, how they talk, behave etc. I have found a way to break their spell. There is magic in just the word guru, if you have self confidence and some knowledge of human psychology, just put "guru" in front of your name, and your basically good to go! people will buy it! it's a old, old game, and it really works.

However, now to the point, how do you break the spell of the guru? This is what you do, you look at the rules being followed. And I am using rules here in a very broad manner: how people dress, behave, what music is being playet etc. Then break it, just break the rules. Show your penis, bring your electric guitar and play some rock 'n roll.

Now look at the reaction. Likely you will have the gurus bodyguards follow you out and scold you. And there you have it: what you just did, was break their game. You see, gurus are in need of strict rules to keep the people sheeple. You break these rules, you mess with his game, and his followers will start thinking. The guru relies on the followers getting used to the same thing happening day after day, just like work, one falls into a trance. If you have enough people just showing their penis on stage etc. Game broken, end of story.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26465157 - 02/02/20 11:57 AM (4 years, 14 days ago)

There is no dogma for the Universe, except treat others kindly.

If it doesn't hurt someone, and it is dogmatic, it is because you disturbed their tools for dcontrol.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Huskies]
    #26465166 - 02/02/20 12:03 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

the fact is, we could change society radicaly just by showing the dick.

Rules are incredible powerfull, the only thing more powerfull is the breaking of rules.

And I am not saying this jokingly.
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Huskies said:
There is no dogma for the Universe, except treat others kindly.

If it doesn't hurt someone, and it is dogmatic, it is because you disturbed their tools for dcontrol.




Then, showing your dick isnt a dogma either.

I'm radical, and I believe that if enough people catch on, we can change society.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26465168 - 02/02/20 12:06 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

I don't want to see your dick bro, that isn't kind.

If what got you kicked out was flashing your dick, it's because people rightfully think you are a creep.

You achieve nothing except embarass yourself and make others uncomfortable.

You are talking about an act of violation.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Huskies]
    #26465185 - 02/02/20 12:24 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Huskies said:
I don't want to see your dick bro, that isn't kind.

If what got you kicked out was flashing your dick, it's because people rightfully think you are a creep.

You achieve nothing except embarass yourself and make others uncomfortable.

You are talking about an act of violation.




1. I dont care, I'll flash if I want, it's called freedom
2. Not caring about what other people think, is also freedom
3. I can't embarass mysefl I don't care about what other think. If people feel uncomfortable, good! they can deal with it themselves, now they got something to ponder on.
4. Sure it's against the law. Of course it is, thats how people are ruled.


Showing your dick can be a powerful kind of yoga.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Huskies]
    #26465191 - 02/02/20 12:29 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

No, it's a dick move literally.

Even if you have no ill intent, maybe someone there has been raped in the pass.

People don't like seeing men's dicks because it is men and their penises that tend to be rapists.

You sound like a methed out sexual offender.

Check yourself.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Huskies]
    #26465199 - 02/02/20 12:34 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

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Huskies said:
No, it's a dick move literally.

Even if you have no ill intent, maybe someone there has been raped in the pass.

People don't like seeing men's dicks because it is men and their penises that tend to be rapists.

You sound like a methed out sexual offender.

Check yourself.




Yeah, I bet it was Eve that called Adam a rapist, clothed him and gave him a apple, look at where that led us.

Look! it dont have to be the penis, anything that breaks the rules works the same, as long as it shcocks.


Edited by Hotdog from Space (02/02/20 12:35 PM)


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Huskies]
    #26465256 - 02/02/20 01:06 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

You are so focused on the dick flashing that it makes me think you are a pervert who gets off of it though.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26465257 - 02/02/20 01:07 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

I guess you are the guru of showing your penis?
makes sense kinda, Guru Hotdog! - penis flashlightenment!


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: redgreenvines]
    #26465273 - 02/02/20 01:16 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

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redgreenvines said:
I guess you are the guru of showing your penis?
makes sense kinda, Guru Hotdog! - penis flashlightenment!





Let's all imagine that.

Yeah! I totally believe that you could become a guru like this, but it will be a lot more difficult than staying to the traditional testet & true formula.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Huskies]
    #26465280 - 02/02/20 01:18 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

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Huskies said:
You are so focused on the dick flashing that it makes me think you are a pervert who gets off of it though.




I am just playing a language game that I know people will be attacking. I am doing the opposite of what a Guru is doing, I am playing what one considers a "bad" and "stupid" language game. Then I attack the Guru with it.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26466239 - 02/03/20 04:00 AM (4 years, 14 days ago)

what language is "testet"?


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26466531 - 02/03/20 09:40 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

Just be your own guru, then you won't need a magical guru.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Rahz] * 1
    #26466697 - 02/03/20 11:47 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

fuck testing

dont have an edge on others

let it be

help and

assist

others

you are your own chief

gardener

you need peace and

space


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Ferdinando]
    #26466820 - 02/03/20 01:28 PM (4 years, 13 days ago)

^ listen to the dove ya dingus


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26466823 - 02/03/20 01:31 PM (4 years, 13 days ago)

:tmckenna:

"No guru, no method, no teacher"


Edited by The Mycologist (02/03/20 01:32 PM)


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26467502 - 02/03/20 08:35 PM (4 years, 13 days ago)

Listen to what they're saying and look it up for yourself, guru is a shit word for often shit people, lime mega church pastors but let cash.

Trip sitters are the real deal, some mate to talk you through and ground you through a strong experience.


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26467833 - 02/04/20 02:11 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

"Be yourself and do your best, the universe will do the rest."


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26468557 - 02/04/20 01:45 PM (4 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Hotdog from Space said:
Fellow druggies, I've found a way to test if a guru is real or not. Cause as all us druggies should now, NEVER TRUST A GURU, and we know this cause the drugs has learnt us to look for that in the background - that which is not being said.

Anyways, after studying numerous gurus, how they talk, behave etc. I have found a way to break their spell. There is magic in just the word guru, if you have self confidence and some knowledge of human psychology, just put "guru" in front of your name, and your basically good to go! people will buy it! it's a old, old game, and it really works.

However, now to the point, how do you break the spell of the guru? This is what you do, you look at the rules being followed. And I am using rules here in a very broad manner: how people dress, behave, what music is being playet etc. Then break it, just break the rules. Show your penis, bring your electric guitar and play some rock 'n roll.

Now look at the reaction. Likely you will have the gurus bodyguards follow you out and scold you. And there you have it: what you just did, was break their game. You see, gurus are in need of strict rules to keep the people sheeple. You break these rules, you mess with his game, and his followers will start thinking. The guru relies on the followers getting used to the same thing happening day after day, just like work, one falls into a trance. If you have enough people just showing their penis on stage etc. Game broken, end of story.





There is no such thing as a Guru. Just a person with a unique perspective, experience, and views....
The majority of people aren't leaders and look for vicarious means to live out aspects of their life they aren't willing/able to manifest. This is the method by which a specific individual gets elevated beyond their natural status.
This is how some people chose to live/believe. It is their own prerogative. I have my own life to live and don't get too involved in the coming/going of others beyond understanding the dynamics and forces at play for universal perspective. Someone wants to be an false idol worshiper? Believe in a Guru? Live vicariously through someone? Praise some glorified shitbrain business person? Buy something and claim it is something more than just a product? Believe in bullshit? .. That's their prerogative and predisposition. You'll never be the 'world's' guru or one of these types 'false idol' if you believe in a more individual/leader path and are anchored in deeper understanding of the world. They choose to believe in a false framing... The only way you capture them is if you parrot to their false beliefs.. In that you lose out on something very powerful/personal that isn't worth it. You gain a world of idiots only to loose out on something far more transcendent. The world is a stage/test and many don't pass either on the high and/or low end. Don't envy that which 'appears' to garner acclaim, it most often is the lowest result of a lifetime... thus the 'trick/trap' if you're not careful


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Re: Gurus and rules [Re: r00tcmplx]
    #26469103 - 02/04/20 07:26 PM (4 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

The majority of people aren't leaders and look for vicarious means to live out aspects of their life they aren't willing/able to manifest




Yes, this is true, and it's good thinking. People see what they themself lack in others. Other people show us what we our self lack, be it authority, money or whatever else.

The guru is authority, and this is why the role of guru and the sociopath often are the exact same. The guru attract those who lack the trait of authority, and in bowing to the guru, I think the follower is able to feel a sense of relief, the guru becomes the father figure they want.


Edited by Hotdog from Space (02/04/20 07:34 PM)


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